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Star Trek: Picard is Basically Kingdom Hearts (spoiler warning)

-Both series have a history of Leonard Nimoy putting his consciousness into an emotional man’s mind until he can get to another body

-”I sense… an Immense Darkness”

-”In order to destroy this Darkness, we must Open a Door”

-You really should be dead, but you possessed somebody and now here you are again, can you please just accept the inevitability of death already

-We can make all-new bodies and transfer people’s consciousness into them but we don’t really talk about it -To be fair, the only one who can make the bodies is the Grumpy Scientist -We’re gonna poke around space, with gorgeous space graphics and planets that are represented by one theme/issue for ease -There are two Souls in one body, brothers born from one dream. They are embodied by Light and Dark. The one that wins is the one that loves his friends the most. Memories are vital weapons in this fight.  -This person is Really Dead this time, seriously, they’re NEVER COMING BA- oh wait there they are!! Who could have predicted!  -Except you, silver haired guy, screw you -We’re not even gonna explain why you’re back, you just are -Other things/people are never coming back and we’re not gonna explain that either -I mean sure, we CAN use g*n-like weapons, but Swords are Fun  -Silly looking little ship -Platonic friendships with thinly veiled queer subtext are more romantic and have more chemistry than the canonical heterosexual relationships -What is even happening with this plot anymore

-We defeated the bad guys with the Power of Friendship and some time travel nonsense

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Kingdom Hearts meets Star Trek is the self indulgence crack piece I’ve been meaning to do for a while :3

Ref’d cosplayers for outfits and poses XD and background is a screenshot I got playing the game

Also NSFR (Not safe for Roddenberry) apologies for all the zippers 😔

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I see what you did there kingdom hearts! :'D

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He's soooo sleepy

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...sorry

#yes #the last one DOES involve two different people #kh sora #kh roxas #kh xion #kh vanitas #datavisualization #kh recoded

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#i'm here to pick low hanging fruit and talk about friendship #terra #kh terra #terranort #ansem #answem the wise #Ansem Seeker of Darkness #Ansem SOD #kingdom hearts #kingdom hearts shitpist #kh shitpost

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#riku #Riku Replica #repliku #kh riku #kingdom hearts #kingdom hearts chain of memories #at least we can make memes about the collapse of free internet speech right

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#xigbar #kh xigbar #xehanort #kh xehanort #organization xiii #real organization xiii

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#luxord #kh luxord #hopefully this hasn't been done yet

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Organization Recruit Tip #571

Do not suggest that Axel attempt to “recapture the Avatar to regain his honor”. Furthermore, any member who calls him “the Fire Lord” will be reprimanded. His ego is big enough already.  -Saix 

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Organization Recruit Tip #572

Do not attempt to draw an arrow on Xaldin’s forehead or attempt to capture him to “restore your honor”. You will be responsible for the consequences. 

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The girls ✨

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#encanto #bruno madrigal #kh shitpost

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“Goodbye, Roxas. See you again.”

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#organization 13 #organization xiii #real organization xiii #xemnas

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Sorry it’s late beans :) 

chag chanukah sameach let’s get lit 🕎

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Xemnas but he gets the final form Ansem treatment but it turned into a cleavage body suit, but it still works!

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