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#dbz

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grunt does some mental math

#mass effect

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listen i am not american. i understand that even democrats fucking suck and its a genuinely shitty situation to be in. im so sorry. but hey, hey look at me. why are you guys bullying people for saying "you should still vote blue?" Like im curious about the alternatives youve got. voting red? firebombing walmart? tumblr user catboyssepticbutthole, i know you will not be firebombing walmart.

#firebomb the senate cowards #<<<<< THIS IS A JOKE

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researching parrying daggers as a fun little treat and i'm delighted by how much every single one of these things looks like it's designed to be as annoying as possible

#weapons #patches would use this

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MmmmmMMMMmm

#the dark crystal

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Art trade with @velvet-apricots

#hehehe #bg3

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One more joke hate: You may claim to be a woman but biologically you are a featherless biped and thus a man.

Finally a good argument for why I'm actually a man

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Gideon is just a lil guy. Redoing all of the sigils, 1 / ??.

#elden ring

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Secret post credit scene of the Fallout TV show showing my courier 6 coming out of retirement and running to Los Angeles to beat the shit out of Hank MacLean for fucking up all her hard work.

#spoilers #fallout tv spoilers #fallout new vegas #she’d be 40 or something close to that lol

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mwaaaah ! In these trying times.

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"I'll remain with Hewg. He made me who I am today. I'd like to return the kindness, in whatever small way I can."

#elden ring

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she is mothering

#elden ring

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#rick roll

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bang bang

#trigun

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when I was a kid for some reason I thought Lola Bunny's last name was "Rabbit" and that she was actually Jessica and Roger's daughter. And the reason she wasn't in the original Loony Tunes is just that she wasn't born yet

I mean can you blame me. Look them and look at her. She's got a good blend of both of their features.

#holy shit

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reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

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oh no it's team death star from the roundtable hold

#elden ring