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So I'm just supposed to watch Hazbin Hotel and not cry whenever Lucifer isn't on screen?

He is my representation!

A duck lover, a short, depressed king!

He is voiced by Jeremy-fucking-Jordan!

Give him a whole spin-off show of him lying depressed in a sea of his rubber ducks, and I'll be happy. I'd eat that shit up. I would gulp that down like fresh water in a bloody desert. Just give this man more chances to bond with his Disney Princess daughter. I NEED IT.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin lucifer #lucifer #lucifer hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #hazbin #give this man every duck ever #and every song

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I've literally never been more mentally happy then the last few years since reading the novel because it helped me realise just how horrible the mindset that I'd grown up with was.

It's ok to fail because you can learn from those failures and smack adversity in the back.

there's nothing I love more about lcf than the fact that almost all of the main characters are survivors and how it seriously engraves into you, again and again, the importance of being alive FIRST. It's so refreshing to see an mc who prioritizes safety more than anything else, who won't push past the limits.. like serious limits of everyone just for the sake of winning(now if cale can also do this and walk his talk, it would be perfect.. but that wouldn't make him the cale that we all know and love). it provides you with this mentality that retreating doesn't mean immediate failure, and that there will always be another chance to try again. that one closed door doesn't imply a dead end but a chance to open an alternative path. it's such a simple message and yet we humans tend to forget it when we're facing adversities, a lot of times we're convinced we're forced to make self-destructive decisions... cale would prob have plans A to Z but there would never be a single one among them that has the possibility of him losing anyone even himself. so yes!! being alive is the best!!

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Rereading TOCF and realising that when Cale talks about his fear of death, he's referring to the death of those around him, not his own death.

#cale henituse #tcf #lout of the count’s family #lcf #trash of the counts family #cale

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cale's trust issues are ridiculously relatable and I hate it

#cale henituse #tcf #lout of the count’s family #choi han #lcf

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CJS: So, Kim Rok Soo, what types of things do you do for fun?

LSH: oh god, why did you ask..?

KRS: I post things online about unpopular or straight ships and watch the amount of chaos I can cause in a fandom due to it

CJS: You sick bastard!

CJS: Next time, you need to tag me so I can fan the flames!

#cale henituse #tcf #lout of the count’s family #choi han #lcf #trash of the counts family #tcf incorrect quotes #lee soo hyuk #choi jung soo #kim rok soo

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Kim Dokja-

Please I can't...

and with that, the full babygirl set of the orv trio is done lolol (finally)

#orv #oml this is gonna live in my head rent free #RENT FREE #PAY YOUR RENT YOU WHORES

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Cale: "looks like we can't mansplain, manipulate, or male wife the GOD out of our lives"

Alver, holding a gun: "murder it is then!"

Choi Han, pulling out his sword: "I've been looking forward to this..."

Cale: trying to figure out if he's excited or terrified by these vicious punks

#cale henituse #tcf #lout of the count’s family #choi han #lcf #alberu crossman #trash of the counts family #cale #alberu #tcf incorrect quotes #in the end cale burns down all the god of deaths temples out of spite #but god of death manages to escape death using bribery

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KRS: It's nice to be wanted, you know?

LSH: I'm aware dongsaeng, but it's not nice when it involves the law!

#cale henituse #tcf #lout of the count’s family #choi han #lcf #alberu crossman #trash of the counts family #cale #alberu #tcf incorrect quotes #lee soo hyuk #kim rok soo

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Cale: Well... there goes the plan-

Alver: WE HAD A PLAN!?!

#cale henituse #tcf #lout of the count’s family #choi han #lcf #alberu crossman #trash of the counts family #cale #alberu #tcf incorrect quotes

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My brain is trying to make me cry.

On, Hong and Raon are not a representation of the Soo's. I swear to God, if they are I'm going to cry.

#cale henituse #tcf #lout of the count’s family #choi han #lcf #alberu crossman #trash of the counts family #cale #alberu #on #hong #raon #raon miru

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I love the phrase “he would not fucking say that”. Truly encapsulates the number of times I have read a fic where a character would not fucking say that

#*sighs* #cale henituse #lout of the count’s family #tcf #choi han #lcf #alberu crossman #trash of the counts family #cale #alberu

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Just realised that Cale was the only "regular" human to ever notice Raon when he was invisible. Even back when Raon was first following him around.

Like, quite a few characters have noticed him throughout the novel, but Cale was able to figure out where Raon was located only using the skills he picked up as Kim Rok Soo.

Its pretty impressive and looking back on it, it could almost be considered foreshadowing.

#cale henituse #tcf #lout of the count’s family #choi han #lcf #alberu crossman #trash of the counts family #cale #alberu

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Cale: No

GoD: please Cale, I just need you to travel across worlds for a bit

Cale: I already said no you motherfucking bastard

GoD: You'll have a chance to see Choi Jung Soo

Cale: and be around two hyperactive individuals who could kill me any second, in your dreams

GoD: They said they have lots of money

Cale: ...

Cale: count me in you stupid bitch

#cale henituse #tcf #lout of the count’s family #choi han #lcf #alberu crossman #trash of the counts family #cale #alberu #tcf incorrect quotes #god of death #novel spoilers

[vergeofpanic]

People keep asking all the wrong questions.

When will Cale cough up blood next?

Why haven't I made any posts in months?

When will Cale finally smack The God of Death from behind?

These questions don't matter. The real question we should be asking is, Did Cale read fanfiction back on Earth 1 as Kim Rok Soo?

#cale henituse #tcf #lout of the count’s family #choi han #lcf #alberu crossman #trash of the counts family #cale #alberu

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Everyone: Young Master, you need to exercise more. You're far to skinny and frail.

Cale: what kind of nonsense are you spewing, I'm the healthiest I've ever been

Everyone: *sighing and glaring at their idiot ex-commander*

Alver: Dongsaeng, it will likely make the more troublesome nobles get off your back if you start exercising, since it'll make you look far to strong to approach

Cale: Hyung-nim, you claim that it will benefit my slacker life, but the opinion you shared seems to be a far bigger threat to it

Alver: this is driving me nuts...

Alver: exercise or I'll make you the prime minister

Cale: how could I ever deny my hyung-nim!

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Also Cale: I need to start planting stuff for my farm

Everyone: No Young Master! Stand over there under that tree and we'll plant it all for you.

Hilsmen: We don't want you to roll around in the dirt again

Cale: what kind of nonsense?-

#cale henituse #tcf #lout of the count’s family #choi han #lcf #alberu crossman #trash of the counts family #cale #alberu #tcf incorrect quotes #incorrect tcf quotes #incorrect quotes

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I like to believe that ever since the Sealed God's Wrath Test, Cale has had the urge to beat up all his enemies with rocks, rather than smack them from behind.

#cale henituse #tcf #lout of the count’s family #choi han #lcf #alberu crossman #trash of the counts family #cale #alberu

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I know it's unlikely to happen, however, I feel like the Choi Han and Dodam of the Sealed God's Game might return at one point.

I know that they said it was an illusion, but I feel like the significance of Dodam asking Cale to name him, the comments Cale made about how realistic it was, and the fact that the Sealed God previously sent Cale to another world, might mean that those two, or at least the world the illusion was based in, may become significant later on.

Can't take anything out of the realm of possibility when it comes to the novel.

#cale henituse #tcf #lout of the count’s family #choi han #lcf #alberu crossman #trash of the counts family #cale #alberu