can i shut the fuck up thanks
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i don’t grow out of my interests they simply become absorbed into me as i get older like tree rings
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!!!!!!! HIM!!!!!! AUGH IM LOVE HIM!!!! AND THIS ART STYLE IS SO PRETTYYYYY 😩😩🫶💙
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oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day
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Wyll: you can’t just go around killing every person you think is out to get you!
Astarion: why not? It’s not like anyone here stopped me.
Wyll: it’s bad!
Astarion: I say he deserved to die.
Wyll: and who made you judge, jury, and executioner?
Astarion: …well-
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seeing anybody tag one of my posts as #fav is such an insane compliment. me? you chose me and my shitty little post? you've archived it?? I made it, up there with the big boys me and my stupid idiot post?? I love you
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Denial is a river in Egypt, and baby, I’m being sucked under by the currents
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The point emoji is so fucking funny like-
BALD 🫵🏻
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sleepy on main
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I also have this potion of shit pant. Guys please
Please , stop laughing this is a serious situation
Good wizard who, due to a mixup when applying for their courses, only learnt evil spells.
"Ok, I know we need to save the town, but all I know is Disintegrate Baby, Ray Of Misgendering and Mordenkainen's Needlessly Painful Death. So what strategy are we going for?"
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You get the idea
Stabbing you stabbing you stabbing you stabbing you stab-
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Stabbing you stabbing you stabbing you stabbing you stab-
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"kill them with kindness" wrong. back stabbing🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️
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Like to STAB
Reblog to STAB AGAIN
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honey come feel my femoral artery
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want to believe vampires actually can’t taste anything beyond blood so astarion being picky about wine is just for the bit. solely for the act of being a snob. He’s just like that.
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