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Barbarian tactics

Barbarian: “I know just how to start a negotiation…trust me.”

Barbarian: *throws axe into man’s face*

Barbarian: “I think that went pretty well!”

#lureus ailswen

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Bravery Conquers All

DM (to Barbarian): “Okay so I need you to make a constitution save or be blinded”

Barbarian: “But I’m fearless”

DM: *confused silence*

#arietis

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“The rogue in our fairly standard party had a habit of trying to have sex with pretty much everything. Coming upon a locked door, he gave us an announcement. DM: The door has a decently complex lock. Rogue: I attach the lockpick to my codpiece. I then fuck the door. *rolls nat 20* DM: Well, that’s new. The door just had an orgasm. It’s also open. And invites you to come back anytime.”

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#rubato veloce #nsfw text

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DM: You come to a fork in the road.

Wizard (unfortunately very much in character): I pick it up.

#arietis #(head empty) #geminorum #(head full)

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Context; Our rogue has caught the unwanted attention of an old god, and is now meeting with them in a dream where they appear as a flesh monster

Rogue, approaching the god: What’s crackalackin?

DM: …Okay I need you to roll for psychic damage

#rubato veloce

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I love the phrase "they get along like a house on fire". It's perfect. You and me have perfect chemistry and it's setting off the carbon monoxide detectors. People are calling emergency services to get us to stop being so chummy. Someone died

#cthonius & lureus #cthonius #lureus ailswen #arietis & sagittaria #arietis #sagittaria #fire mention #death mention #can't help being a fire sign! #lyciatura #lycianthes #datura

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blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.

#lureus ailswen #doctor chainsaw #blood mention

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looks at the ethics board with my big wide autistic eyes and they say fineee you can do human experiments and i say YAYYY :3 !!!!!!!

#poice #thx gwen

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Im the type of friend to say “think fast” AFTER I’ve thrown a 21 pound boulder at your head

#arietis #thx gwen

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LMAO my cat be like ♡

#istra #thx gwen #video #lureus ailswen #you know what him too

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attack for @isoprene-daydreams !

#pleris #fanart #She

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lol! so true bestie *leans over to my body guard* you have to kill this clown right fucking now

#ne2e #her when 2rooke

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#eolian phanerus #incorrect oc quotes

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Date a girl whose hair looks like cotton candy, and also might be cotton candy

#vivace legato #you never know!

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help I can never fall asleep when my girlfriend and I nap together because she’s way too pretty and I wind up staring at her & thinking about how much I love her the whole time

#ansaicro #he is sooooo in love #dicro corrune

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Which OC suggests murder as a solution to everything, even minor inconveniences?

#lureus ailswen #ciess #tzila #hellscream

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While You Were Attending To Your Executive Functions, I Was Hyperfocused On The Blade

#arietis #jacinth #rizelia lancoste