The guy behind the counter at the post office was just like, "can I getcha anything else? Stamps? Pint of blood?" And the ten seconds it took me to remember my mask has vampire teeth printed on it was the longest most bewildering moment of my year so far
[id: two nonbinary pride flags, colourpicked from draculaura in her school’s out outfit. she is overlaid in the first one, shown from the knees up. she has one hand on her hip and is smiling, her head tilted. the second one is plain. /end id]