blank space by taylor swift // henry viii
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Love,
Alexander Hamilton
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when the king brags about his beautiful wife at dinner and you heard in confession which knight she’s sleeping with
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If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.
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Hears a Joke: *laughs histerically*.
Hears a Historical joke: *laughs historically*.
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When Rasputin disagreed with people did they call him Disputin’?
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john quincy adams was the first US president to grant a personal interview to a female reporter, and the only reason he allowed it was because the reporter (anne royall) caught him skinny dipping in the potomac, sat on his clothes, and refused to let him get dressed until he answered her questions and if you dont think that’s one of the coolest stories of early US society then idk what to tell you
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WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
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If you don't think history is amusing, you clearly haven't seen Adolf Hitler in shorts
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if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men
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this ain’t a scene it’s a goddamn arms race
Kaiser Wilhelm II (via magnoliaface)
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Why was Hitler hit with a baseball?
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