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Yes ma’am.
-Arnold Non, Department of External Affairs
An envelope, addressed to one Ms. Carbunklemine, reading:
HOW HIGH CAN THE HEMLINES GO?!
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To the anonymous and @glam0rock0lia
Oh don’t worry that anon is alive. Carmine got to see what the anon had to say and like a responsible messenger, they answered.
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…S-show us th-this year’s *urk* colors!
now most of the anons are going to want to nuke/stab/shoot/stringlock/bomb victim and his organization now it’s added to the lore *fades out of existence*
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To the Anon that said the nuke stabby shooty stringy Bomby. You are very lucky, unlike to this anon.
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But hey at least your neck gets to stretch.
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SHOW US THIS YEARS COLORS!
HOW HIGH CAN THE HEMLINES GO?!
I DON'T KNOW?! WHAT DOETH THAT EVEN MEAN I'M JUTHT A LITTLE GUY OUT HERE!!!
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SHOW US THIS YEAR'S COLOURS!
HOW HIGH CAN THE HEMLINES GO?!
I'm sorry, I don't really know what this is referring to? 😅 If it's referring to how I draw, then.... I'm sorry if you dislike how I draw? 😓
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SHOW US THIS YEARS COLORS!
HOW HIGH CAN THE HEMLINES GO?!
// WOAH ANON CALM DOWN THERE- //
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SHOW US THIS YEARS COLORS!
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What
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hi hello its wheeze-text-doctor here where am I
( @wheeze-text-doctor
Good evening, Mr. Wheeze!
We're not quite sure where you are at the moment.
-Linen Scrap
Department of Fabric Materials
WWFI
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MILESTONE!
We are right pleased to announce that after quite some time, we have passed the 50 contact(Tag) Milestone! Plans for a celebration were already well underway, and are to do be completed within the hour! Thank you all for your generous contributions, and to the @wheeze-text-doctor , for shattering the record! Here's to another 50!
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"...Aye, that one over there..." she muttered, pointing to a long rack of designer blazers.
The receptionist was extremely confused. No one had even visited the island in the past 10 years, much less in those new-fangled jet propulsion technonologies.
His speech seemed to suggest he originated from the Victorian era, and yet he was wearing a suit that looked like it was from a few years in the future.
Around him, other staff and patrons had taken notice of his eccentric behavior. More than a few eyes were on him whenever he turned his back.
@agent-flyingfox
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*Agent Flying Fox walks in, briskly showing off his Enhanced Operatives Division blue tuxedo. He is on a work trip to Wellington Wells, and thought a little shopping could help boost the...em. Struggling economy, if you will.
He has a look around at all the brightly coloured mannequins, slightly overwhelmed by the colours and shapes, but thrilled nonetheless. The compulsory joy dosage may or may not be playing a part in this.
One purple dress catches his eye.*
"Ah...this is new. I've never seen anything quite like this."
*He takes the dress and walks over to the counter.*
"Hello hello! My name is...Well, just call me Flying Fox. I'm a bit of a tourist in this lovely little town of yours. Thought this could be a nice souvenir...
How much would this dress be? Gorgeous stitching and, my golly, you folks here at Wellington Wells really make this strange avant-garde fashion work, eh? What's the story behind this place?"
With glee,
Agent Flying Fox (@agent-flyingfox)
(So sorry about the delay! I got caught up in a lot of shit :( )
The receptionist started up at this strange man, who had just come in with a display suit in hand(which he took off the display case), asking her all these strange questions.
"Woah, woah, woah, love, what's with all the questions? I'm not sure what you mean by "Avante Garde, but if you mean dapper, then thank you! And what do ya mean you're a tourist? I thought the bridge was destroyed!"
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*PFASH*
*PFASH*
*PFASH*
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the higher the hemline, the more mod you are, darling introducing NANOSKIRTS!!!!!!! selling out FAST!!
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It's fall fashion in full swing! What kind of shoes should we be going for? What colors to avoid? Are blanket scarfs still in?
You're damn right they're still in! No shoes this season, go for boots! Green's a no-go this time of year!
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hey wait- *squints* this is a "we happy few" reference
SHOW US THIS YEARS COLORS!!
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*Agent Flying Fox walks in, briskly showing off his Enhanced Operatives Division blue tuxedo. He is on a work trip to Wellington Wells, and thought a little shopping could help boost the...em. Struggling economy, if you will.
He has a look around at all the brightly coloured mannequins, slightly overwhelmed by the colours and shapes, but thrilled nonetheless. The compulsory joy dosage may or may not be playing a part in this.
One purple dress catches his eye.*
"Ah...this is new. I've never seen anything quite like this."
*He takes the dress and walks over to the counter.*
"Hello hello! My name is...Well, just call me Flying Fox. I'm a bit of a tourist in this lovely little town of yours. Thought this could be a nice souvenir...
How much would this dress be? Gorgeous stitching and, my golly, you folks here at Wellington Wells really make this strange avant-garde fashion work, eh? What's the story behind this place?"
With glee,
Agent Flying Fox (@agent-flyingfox)
(So sorry about the delay! I got caught up in a lot of shit :( )
The receptionist started up at this strange man, who had just come in with a display suit in hand(which he took off the display case), asking her all these strange questions.
"Woah, woah, woah, love, what's with all the questions? I'm not sure what you mean by "Avante Garde, but if you mean dapper, then thank you! And what do ya mean you're a tourist? I thought the bridge was destroyed!"
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Announcement: Job opportunities!
We are pleased to announce that after a recent...BEAUTIFICATION, the Fashion Institute is now accepting new applicants to the workplace! simply contact us via our messaging system to see if you've got the right stuff! We hope to see you soon! -W.W.F.I
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"Aha! Got it!"
The man retreives the photo from his camera, and rus back for the portal.
"This'll make waves in the community for sure!"
HOW HIGH CAN THE HEMLINES GO?!
💀 "uhm..." "excuse me?" "EXCUSE ME??" "I'm thinking this is something... inappropriate but otherwise I'm very confused anon" "uhh what's a hemline again?"
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"Smile!"
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*PFASH*
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Everything goes white, as the camera's flash blinds you.
HOW HIGH CAN THE HEMLINES GO?!
💀 "uhm..." "excuse me?" "EXCUSE ME??" "I'm thinking this is something... inappropriate but otherwise I'm very confused anon" "uhh what's a hemline again?"
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Two men suddenly emerge from a portal, sneaking up behind the god of death. They're wearing black suits, strange white masks, and are holding cameras. One taps him lightly on the shoulder...
HOW HIGH CAN THE HEMLINES GO?!
💀 "uhm..." "excuse me?" "EXCUSE ME??" "I'm thinking this is something... inappropriate but otherwise I'm very confused anon" "uhh what's a hemline again?"
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