weskers-master

[weskers-master]

Wesker: all I ask is the you get to know me on an intimate level while I resist and obstruct you from doing so.

Chris:

Wesker: IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!

#albert wesker #resident evil #chris redfield #wesker #chrisker #weskerfield #weskerxchris #wesker x chris

[weskers-master]

Wesker: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?

Chris: *chugs entire bottle*

Chris: It’s perfume.

#albert wesker #resident evil #wesker #chris redfield #chrisker #weskerfield #weskerxchris #wesker x chris

[weskers-master]

Wesker flirting: so, what’s your favourite debilitating disease?

Chris:… try again

#albert wesker #resident evil #wesker #chris redfield #chrisker #weskerfield #weskerxchris #wesker x chris

[weskers-master]

Chris: You saved me. I owe you my life.

Wesker: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.

#albert wesker #resident evil #wesker #chris redfield #chrisker #weskerfield #weskerxchris #wesker x chris

[weskers-master]

Wesker: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE?

Chris: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially

Wesker, desperately, as Chris bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Chris: Oh! B positive.

Wesker: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

CHRIS!

#albert wesker #resident evil #chris redfield #wesker #chrisker #weskerfield #weskerxchris #wesker x chris

[weskers-master]

Wesker, talking to Chris on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?

Chris: You bet!

Wesker: At what temperature?

Chris: 535.

Wesker: That's the clock.

Chris:

Wesker:

Chris: 536.

#albert wesker #resident evil #chris redfield #wesker #chrisker #weskerfield #weskerxchris #wesker x chris

[weskers-master]

Chris: what’s the height of stupidity?

Wesker: how tall are you?

#albert wesker #resident evil #wesker #chris redfield #chrisker #weskerfield #weskerxchris #wesker x chris #chris x wesker

[weskers-master]

#thats called murder and i heard it was illegal

[weskers-master]

Fml i have homework due for today that I’m starting now…

[weskers-master]

Merry Christmas everyone (preemptively for tomorrow.)

#merry christmas

[weskers-master]

That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science

Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?

#from Britain #regrettably #it was fairytail #then it was mirai nikki i think? #fairy tail #mirai nikki

[weskers-master]

I’M GOING TO THE REBELLION TO SEE DANKO JONES TODAY FUCK YEAH!

#danko jones #fuck yeaaaaaaah

[weskers-master]

"This fictional relationship is problematic!!" Yeah and that's why I like it

#shiggydabi #chrisker #weskerfield #willry #ship dynamics #i have a problem

[weskers-master]

What does Shakespeare order at MacDonalds?

Big Macbeth

#dad jokes #not my normal content

[weskers-master]

1. Yes they have to fight, 2. Tell me who’s fighting who in the tags! (I’ll add the most ridiculous combos in a reblog)

#tenya iida would kick the living daylights out of Herobrine #just saying

[weskers-master]

If you got enough money to live happily and comfortably for the rest of your life, but everyone who saw you immediately knew what fandom you are in and understood what that means, would you take it?

#absolutely not #why would you say that #no one needs to know i like hetalia #ever #i’d rather die #honestly

[weskers-master]

No <3

Wesker: Fuck you mean standing ominously in a corner isn’t socialising?