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IM SO SICK OF YOU ALL

No nuance allowed. please share for a bigger sample 💕💕💕💕💕

*by eat i mean how do you prefer your cereal.

#why would i warm up my milk for cereal…. it’s the no effort food…

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q-tip in ear is like evil masturbation to me

#ya

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Falin 🕊️

#dungeon meshi #yeysyesysyeys

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Malevolent (Podcast) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: John/Arthur Lester Characters: John (Malevolent), Arthur Lester Additional Tags: nebulous alternate season five era, spoilers for intermezzo and the s4 finale Summary:

Okay, John says, and just like that Arthur feels something unlock inside him, like a hook coming free from its mooring.

—————— I was on the bus earlier listening to the latest malevolent episode, and then just, uh, paused it and wrote 90% of this on my phone. idk. spirit took hold of me. what it wanted was this. so here it is! 

#MALEVOLENT FIC FROM YOU??? SPECIAL TREAT SPECIAL TREAT!!!!!!!

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i keep seeing that post about how frustrating the buff guy -> petite girl type genderbending is, and i wanted to add my two cents regarding the addition of ‘just swap pronouns and don’t change the design’ approach because i think these are two sides of the same coin, as they both fail to really delve into what i think is the most interesting aspect of this design exercise.

the reason i find genderbending to be such a fun and interesting challenge is because, if you actually want to be good at it and put thought into it, you have to really consider the character’s canon gender expression and think about what it means to them and how it reflects in their outward appearance and presentation.

is this male character buff because he likes to work out / be strong, or does he aspire to achieve conventional heteronormative male beauty?

is this female character a tomboy because she likes to express herself in a more masculine way, or is she doing it to fight gender norms?

the answers to those questions should produce very different designs!

this website loves to say that gender is a spectrum, but sometimes i genuinely wonder if people actually understand what that means. 

gender expression, much like gender, is also a spectrum, which is why keeping the character exactly the same won’t always work, in the same way that just making the character conventionally attractive won’t always work. but sometimes, a buff dude would actually just be a hot girl. lady bane, however, would 100% look exactly the same.

#op i’m kissing u

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#there’s so much to say that i can’t say any of it

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sometimes for narrative purposes you can't let a side character actually be very helpful, because you need a main character to be solving the plot problems. so you have to come up with some reason why the side character with useful powers is not actually very helpful. and one of my favorite tropes to come out of this is "people who can see the future are just fucking weird and mysterious about it for no reason and will not help you in any way shape or form"

#i’m going to pretend this is why my dnd oc is awful at sharing #listen it’s hard to share the MAYBE future when you are also going a little crazy

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new epic arc dropped meaning i’ve had it on repeat for the past 5 hours

#i like this one a lot more than the circe arc

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i really believe that discussing the character with someone who shares ur interpretation is the closest u can get to modern day philosophy. we are like plato and aristotle but talking about a fictional guys trauma

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hi falin hiiii (titties out vr on twitter)

#dungeon meshi spoilers #FALIN MY WIFE FALIN

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yes, you!!

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i think it’s cute that we’ve expanded shen yuans monster thing to include plants

#i also think it’s funny that his memory is only good for the truly weird plants #he couldn’t remember the name of the plant in jue di gorge but pulls out the mushroom from a single mention #bc he’s insane #my personal headcanon is that his plant knowledge functions on a spectrum to how fucking weird the plant is #don’t ask him about the spiritual grasses he’s going to bullshit you #also he’s going to bank on them all doing vaguely the same thing #And He Will Be Right #at least 3 out of 4 times #for the 4th he lets binghe answer #svsss

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when is comes to asexuality and aromanticism you have to be okay with contradiction. one ace person will say asexuality is about not experiencing attraction, another will say it’s about not caring to act on attraction, another will say it’s not experiencing arousal. one aromantic will consider themself queer, one won’t. two people with seemingly identical experiences will use two different labels. aro people will be in romantic relationships, ace people will have sex. you get it.

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good luck getting out of there liu-shidi!

for nolongerbright for SVSSSAction

#oooOOOOOOO #svsss #liu qingge #I LOVE HIS FACE I LOVE HIS THIGH THIS IS PERFECT

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Some people seemed to like my doodle of Shen Qingqiu, so I drew a Binghe too. (Again, sorry if it's not very good, I don't have a drawing tablet and can't seem to figure out how to get things to blend with a mouse...)

#svsss #luo binghe #perfect boy

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yes girl I think it’s incredibly sexy how indecisive you are about every single decision in your life. I also love how you haven’t let anything go since you were 12. can we make out now

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"I can fix him" "I can make him worse" OK well I can sit behind him and wrap my arms around his middle and comfortingly rock him side to side

#thank u alex for tagging this bingqiu #like #yeah