@agent-a-cpfancomic "the narrow window of funniness" edition!
Where its basically just me finding the funniness in penguins XD
LilShade: feed me papa
Quil: my penguin in Christ we are the same weight
I absolutely adore the fact that there's this small timeframe window where the heaviest penguin fledgeling is equal to the lightest adult penguin.
And I had to draw this with LilShade and Quil AKFHAKFHA
Anna: so what's you're favorite thing to do in hell- roaring mountain?
Rusty: get shot at.
Anna: oh-
Anna: what about you Scruff?
Scruff: oh, you know. Wolverines.
Anna asked the two wolfdog bros how they were doing and their replies couldn't be any more blunt. She's probably taken the hint that this specific place is more PVP-enabled than expected *whEEZE*
"it's nice to have a visitor! Even if it's of the avian kind"
"oh! The helicopter is gonna arrive in a day or two! We must be getting going up that mountain then, see you later, ghost!"
"we'll tell Mai we saw you! She'll be happy to know you're well"
Shawn keeps visiting the two humans for the two weeks they're stuck on the island, and when they finally begin to leave for their little danger trek, he's obviously torn between letting them go or being their guide...
And the finale!
Shawn: hey Anna, I got something I need to tell you.
Anna: sup Shawn! What is it?
Shawn: I've decided. I'm guiding those two humans up the toughest mountain.
Anna: *Chokes on coffee*
Anna was certainly not that surprise in the morning.
@agent-a-cpfancomic "the metal iceberg gifted it to me" edition!
Where LilShade got a suprise present!
Anna: who gave you that bud?
LilShade: uhh... A giant metal iceberg I think...?
Anna: ???
Anna is a little confused, it'll soon click for her that he means a human boat XD
The unfortunate child on that ship is down one teddy bear *wheeze*
Violet: all this trouble just to sneak back into your own house?
LilShade: yeah but it'll be easy. My dad is a deep sleeper--
*Shade and quil, about to sneak out.*
Violet: huh.
LilShade had snuck out at night to show violet the tallest mountain, que them sneaking back into the house only to witness Shawn and Quil at the door!
Quil: Soo... Do we gotta have a talk or-
LilShade: PA NO!
Quil: lol
Lilshade: wait why are you BOTH sneaking out!?
Shawn: I thought you were ASLEEP! We just wanted to see the Aurora borealis!
Nothing like late night questioning that'll end up with the four of them choosing to see the latest natural wonder happening on the island!
And the finale!
Shawn: the two humans have taken residency in the ski lodge for now.
Mai: ah! That's a relief! There will be a helicopter from the research ship coming in a week. But it will be touching down ontop of the toughest mountain. I tried to tell them not but you know how people are.
Shawn: ah...
Mai: hopefully, the two will be ok getting up the mountain!
Mai: as for you, I know what you're thinking. Don't do anything foolish.
Shawn: hmm... alright Mai.
Shawn giving Mai a little update on the two stranded himans and she tells him that they'll be out of the island in a week. Also tells Shawn to not do anything reckless after hearing that information.
But we all know Shawn, reckless is his middle name.
Where Shawn is being Shawn and Anna is having to deal with that XD
Anna: Quil can you or Clay come collect your freak of a man please? He's doing things.
Quil: no. I set him loose on purpose. He needs enrichment.
Shawn bet he could walk around on all fours for an hour and it's only been 10 minutes. Anna is already at her wits end with him XD
Suddenly timeskip!
Anna: god its surprisingly warm today, huh old man?
Anna: ...dude, did you hear me or...?
Dan: sorry, I just kinda zoned out for a moment there
Anna: ah
Anna is so used to Dan being talkative that when the day comes that Dan isn't as talkative as he used to be, it's probably a system shock for Anna.
Guys getting older and isn't as spry as he used to be 20 years ago *cries*
And the finale!
"Mai! We're ready to leave"
Mai: ok! Give me a minute!
Mai: DA--oh shit right, Heart!? Oh my god it's been a while!
Mai: hah, you missed me too huh?
"oh it's that penguin!"
Mai: god you look rough bud...! Why are you here?
Dan still takes any opportunity to see human mom Mai and she's always happy to see him. Though it's also a shock to her system too to realize that He's definitely slowed down a bit *sobs*
@agent-a-cpfancomic "the dad manual failed me" edition!
Where Quil was not expecting babi LilShade to be a slight menace to babysit!
Quil: where in the dad manual did it mention how to stop a child from taking bites out of the fucking igloo?
Shawn, genuinely surprised: uhhh...
Anna: lmao
Quil is so confused about the entire thing and thought Shawn was dealing with a similar problem. Except Shawn does not have this situation happen in his home and Anna keyed in on this and thus, is about to begin laughing XD
Anna: how did he get on the table???
All fun and games for Anna until she finds herself victim to slight menace babi shade herself! How did he get up there? Nobody knows!
Anna: how???
His menace days continued into his school years too. Poor Anna is so confused on why lil shade just has a door.
Suddenly timeskip!
Mai: just a heads up fellas! A few humans accidentally ran out of fuel and are stuck on the island. It'll be a while until we can get to them
Anna: how Does one "accidentally" run out of fuel?
Mai: ....ok they crashed the helicopter
Anna: oh-
Violet: ARE YOU FOR REAL!?
LilShade: maaayybe we should check on them?
Mai still checks in on her penguin buds whenever she's off island and is always available to tell them ahead of time when to expect a sudden human event. Except this time that human event is a prolonged one because they accidentally botched a Landing and whoops they're stuck! Anna is unamused.
And the finale! Who takes up the job of greeting these accidental visitors?
Why Shawn of course!
"Soo... What do we do now?"
"I honestly don't know"
"should we make camp?"
"I agree... it's going to get much colder soon."
"oh- what's that sound?"
"WHOA!"
"that's a--"
"...very serious penguin?"
"oh! You're ghost! I almost forgot about mais documents of this islands wilds. What are you doing here?"
"wait- where are you going? Do- do I follow or...?"
"I guess we follow."
Shawn: thank god they figured that out- would have been silly of me to keep walking back to them"
Shawn takes up his dads mantle of "yeah yeah I'll greet the tall guys"
Anna: shade? You had a vision didn't you? What did you see?
LilShade: it's ok! Really...! It won't happen for a few more years...
Anna: that's fuckin ominous...
Don't you love it when your son gets a premonition in the form of a vision? Anna is un-nerved because not only did LilShade immediately hug Shawn after the vision he had, he also said something that makes it seem v e r y likely that something is going to happen to him.
She would be RIGHTFULLY afraid aaaaAAAA-
And the finale!
LilShade: ... this mountain, huh?
LilShade: dad...what the hell are you going to get yourself into?
Oh toughest mountain...how your peaks are tall and everything about you dangerous.
@agent-a-cpfancomic "cosplaying a broken engine" edition!
Where yippee Shawn is doing a little better!
Anna: you ok?
Shawn: yeah I'm ok. Still cosplaying a malfunctioning car engine but I'm ok
Anna: yeah, at least you're still with us!
Anna: you scared us all half to death, especially Quil!
Shawn: wait, huh?
Anna: dude didn't leave your side ONCE!
Shawn: ...huh
Anna: hehehe
Shawn quickly realized he has a week of apologies to give to Quil while Anna just chuckles at the fact that Shawn seems a little bit flustered XD
Suddenly timeskip!
Anna: violet, I've been meaning to ask you... You pace a lot. Why is that?
Violet: uh...? O-oh, oh! I...never noticed.
Violet: it's an old habit I got from my time in that boring aquarium! It's got a name but I forgot it
Oliver: that's called Zoochosis, Violet.
Anna asked violet a question and it made them ramble a bit about how they just did it all the time. Oliver knows the name however and oh boy Anna is probably gonna have a fun time reeling over the fact there's a word for this
And the finale!
Violet: soo~ you come here often?
Lil shade: I mean. I live here so yeah.
Violet still a menace to lil Shade but the fella doesn't mind, he enjoys their company!
Mari: yikes, that is pretty bad. I understand why he's been visiting so often now.
Mari finding out why her son has been so persistent to stay by Shawn? It's more likely than you think! She would probably be warmed by this but at the same time also concerned. Anna is probably the same way too aaaa-
Thankfully, Shawn pulls through!
Shawn: ...quil...?
Quil: ...Shawn?
Shawn: whuh...what happened?
Quil: whoa easy! D-dont worry about it...!
Shawn accidentally gives Quil a spook by sitting himself up, but despite this and the fact Shawn isn't out of the woods yet, he IS awake! And I believe Quil would be so relieved and over the moon about it! *Cries*
Suddenly clover!
Clover: ok! Just to let you all know... Im trans!
Orion, Rudy, Oreo, Alfie and Violet: Same!
The gangs all here! Clover felt like she needed to get it out of the way first but forgot that she's surrounded by the gayest group of friends family and coworkers one could ever wish for AKFHWKFHWKFHWJF
And the finale!
Anna: soo...shade? Why is violet doing that?
LilShade: doing what?
Anna: you know...that.
LilShade: ohh...I dunno actually, apparently it's a zooguin, or just in general a captive thing?
Anna doesn't know why violet keeps pacing a certain diameter during the first year or so of their arrival to club penguin, LilShade is just as confused but he knows that it's got something to do with being cooped up in one place for so long.
@agent-a-cpfancomic "getting worse before one gets better" edition!
Where oh god oh man-
Anna: has anyone heard back from Shawn?
Bonnie: no
Anna: me neither... Quil? Have you?
Quil: no. Im worried it's been a few days.
Anna: should we pay him a visit?
Quil: YES.
The TT texting about being worried because Shawn has not sent them anything or talked in days, the potential reason why is making them anxious
And they have every reason to be
Anna: y-you look...so tired...
Quil: where's Shawn?
Dan: ...so...good and bad news.
Dan: good news is Shawn is still alive.
Quil: o...k. what's the bad news then?
Anna: he's gotten worse hasn't he?
Dan: I...yes he has
Anna: I fucking knew it
Dan: he was muttering about something, fell asleep mid-text, and...we couldn't wake him back up. He's in the hospital right now.
Quil: wh-what...?
Quil and Anna are relieved that Shawn is uh- sorta ok? But at the same time, oh shit the guy lost consciousness a few days ago and hasn't awoken yet, Quil is NOT handling that well aaaaAAA
Suddenly clover-!
Clover: quil...?
Quil: Hey lucky clover! What's up?
Clover: d-did I get pa sick...?
Quil: ohh..no, no no no! You didn't get him sick!
Quil: he got this illness way after you recovered from it! This isn't yours or anyone else's fault!
Clover is naturally worried for her pa, Quil is probably heartbroken that she was blaming herself for getting Shawn sick *crIES*
The twins reactions to flowers, ones blissful unawareness and the other is "huh that's strange" awareness but still being happy she found flowers for her pa
Quil and Anna having a heart to heart? Absolutely. They're worried for their friend
Saya: tell Shawn to get well soon! I still have to give back his spyro the dragon games!
Quil: will do saya!
Saya would probably ask quil every day how Shawn is doing whenever he goes over to see him
Shawn: you're all so dramatic.. but I do understand why, but it's not something I can't handle...!
Anna: Shawn, when Clover got this she was lucky to have a strong immunity. You don't HAVE her immunity!
Anna is rightfully worried for Shawn. If avian flu had clover completely out for a week then what the hell is it going to do to Shawn?
Suddenly Dan and dot moment-
Dot: fell asleep on the sofa again?
Dan: mhmm...
Dot: Shawn's tough, I believe he'll hopefully pull through
Dan: I'm still terrified. We technically lost Shade. Sure we got him back but...
Dan: I'm certain we don't want to feel that emotional pain again.
Dot:.. you're right there, If anything I'm terrified too.
Dan keeps falling asleep on the sofa while Shawn isn't well so dot ends up joining him to make sure he's able to sleep properly, she's just as terrified as he is
And the finale!
Meanwhile, as this conversation is happening...
Shawn: just give me the damn recipe, Lisa...!
Sometimes, being sick can get boring. He wants to look up recipes but is getting mad at all the life stories before the actual recipes XD
Anna: so as I was saying. What if there are alien penguins? Would they look like us?
Bonnie: four flippers! That means they have 6 limbs and technically count as insects-
Quil: guys...?
Quil: it's shawn.
Dan momentarily forgot that clay is.. unfortunately not around anymore, but he makes the pleasant suprise that the TT as a whole are the next phone numbers down from him, though what Dan had to say to Quil definitely worried all 3 of them to no end aaaa-
And the finale!
Quil: I don't get it...
Quil: he was just fine a day ago...!
Dan: ...Quil?
Dan: I heard a while ago you promised Clay that you'd stay by him, right?
Quil: y-yes. Well it was more of a "we'd all stay by him" sort of question I think.
Dan: just keep doing that then. Anna, Bonnie and you are shawns most trusted!
Dan: but considering Shawn's history with illness. A worst case scenario is possible, we need to be ready for anything.
Quil's worried as hell, Dan is worried as hell, Anna and Bonnie are worried as hell. At least Shawn is getting some sleep *criES*
Quil: n-no dear, call me Quil. I'm not your fath--
Lil shade: Pa!
Quil: ...oh boy
Later...
Quil: the little guy keeps calling me pa. What do I do?
Anna: bro I dunno!
Quils daily dilemma with lilshade is that the kid keeps calling him "pa" and I imagine he would not know what to do with the fact he's essentially been imprinted on AaAAA-
Bonnie: I wonder...what would I look like as a draguin?
Bonnie: ....nice~
Bonnie had a simple thought, and something they're the best ones to happen!
And the finale!
Dan: uh...Shawn, that was a hefty cough. Are you ok?
Shawn: I-its fine!
Dan: you're shaking...
Shawn: I'll sleep this off at home
Dan: given how bad you get when sick, son? Just in case, you're coming back home with me
Shawn: fine...kids will need a babysitter though...
Dan: I'm sure shade would gladly do that
Shawn has never had the greatest immune system on the island, it's definitely weak. So what happens when he gets avian flu? The one illness Dan dreaded Shawn getting and did everything in his power to keep him from catching it while he was growing up?
Anna: so clay, what's the deal between you and Shawn? You like him or something?
Clay: I mean of course! We're friends!
Quil: uh-huh~
Clay: not a word--
Trust Anna and Quil being able to immediately make clay admit his feelings towards Shawn to them XD
And the finale!
Shawn: *talking about his self worth problems among many other things*
Clay: Hey, I see you...!
Shawn when he became friends with clay was still not in the best place and so occasionally ended up venting his frustrations and inadequacy. Clays response is based around his total understanding of what Shawn is talking about *cries*
Quil being competitive and Shawn, who's about to fight him. What got em both like this.
Sled racing XD
Orion: Quil, I have to take him--
Quil: no-
Shawn accidentally wiped out a little too roughly and is unconscious, poor Quil is probably really worried aaaaAAA-
Anna: listen bro so you like quil
Shawn: this again??
Shawn: so what if I do!? Anna you always bring this up once or thrice every year come on now!
Saya: :0 I gotta tell mom
Sayas expression not gonna lie took me out when I drew her.
Suddenly Riki! And ohh no-
Riki: if you ever bring HIM up again...
Anna: Riki it's not worth it--
Riki: there won't be a force on EARTH
Riki: that could stop me from pulling you apart by the BONES-
Riki: -and having every single person on this island listen to your screams!
Mystery Penguin now knows not to bring up the skua, and Anna is now heavily concerned for Riki, I don't blame her.
In other news, new Shadow jitsu passive ability! Shadow is an absence of light, under certain circumstances, in rikis case that's anger, he can drown out the light in the area and turn himself into a walking Shadow.
And the finale!
Riki now has something new he has to learn to use properly
Shawn : Riki can you please let us have the lights back?
@agent-a-cpfancomic "lethal company be like" edition!
Where Quil asks Shawn if he wants to play a game and of course he jumps on it
Quil: wanna play lethal company?
Shawn: what dat?
Shawn: AAA! AAAA!!!! A-
Anna: there goes shawn
Quil: hahaha I'm so sorry-!
Quil forgot the aspect that Shawn is very vocal when it comes to being stuck in a horror situation in games but it makes for great gameplay with the TT!
And then there's Shawn's reaction-
Shawn: GIVE HIM BACK!!!
Bonnie: HAHAHA HOLY SHIT!?
Shawn whenever someone gets killed in lethal company just ends up inducing rage mode XD
And of course nobody will let him live it down
Anna: not letting you live that down shawn~
Shawn: yeah and it's doing about 50K worth of damage to my emotions
Anna: excuse me huH-?
SHAWN NOOO SAJFHQKFHAKFHA--
poor Anna was not expecting Shawn to pull out the new internetism on her
Suddenly molting feathers time
Shawn: cant we turn the AC up??
Quil: we're all molting right now Shawn just go with the flow
Shawn: noooOOOOOooo-
Shawn has always been one to whine whenever he begins molting, good thing Quil is there to be the chill vibes!
Where Takumi has a heart to heart with his adopted dad *crIES*
Takumi: listen.. you sacrificed so much to raise me. How can you even ask me if you've "done enough" like that?
Takumi: you gave up so much for me...
Takumi: and in all that time I never even thought to thank you!
Takumi: you've done enough, okay!?
Sensei: ah... I see
Takumi is definitely the type to not know what to say unless a friend comes with him, and Bonnie is the one who came with Takumi so he had the confidence to speak what he wanted to say *crIES*
Suddenly sleepy Shawn and-
Quil: Ok you've definitely been hanging out with me too much how many hours of sleep are you LACKING!?
Shawn: -42
Shawn finally got Quil to cheer for beating his bard level pickup lines AKFBAKFHA
And the finale!
Speaking of-!
Anna: they look at the party. The dragon raises up onto their legs and....
Anna: ....*sigh* tries to seduce the party....
Anna: plz don't plz don't plz don't plz dont-
Quil and Shawn: Eh, why not?-
Anna: N O !
Anna really thought this tactic would shock the group into not knowing what to do- Anna you are SORELY MISTAKEN--