wildcatofgreen

[wildcatofgreen]

THAT'S WHAT GETS YOU BACK HERE!?

"It was like, the first thing that popped up on my gemerald. Sue me!!!

"Plus I haven't seen Sonic in months. It'd be pretty messed up if the guy died durin' that time."

Man, she actually really misses him.

Maybe if he's actually dead she can bribe Bapho to take her to see him in the afterlife.

That's how that works, right?

#carol's cruisings #asks #anonymous #noncanon stuff

[wildcatofgreen]

"So... How's it going?" A certain redheaded dragon would inquire... while holding a pitch black furball that might be a little familiar at this point.

Oh shi--

"Evie! Long time no see~. I'm guessin' you're up to your same ol' bravo sierra?" Now that would be refreshing, actually.

"Ya even got your cool-but-weird pet! Can I pet it? Is it gonna attack me? Or suplex me or somethin'??? Can I pet it???" The wildcat seems very eager to play with the furball.

#carol's cruisings #asks #enigmaincrimson

[wildcatofgreen]

Have you ever just let rip the biggest, stankiest fat one around Sony? Was it hilarious?

NOT DIGNIFYING THIS ONE, EITHER.

Holy shit. These guys just got so much worse, didn't they? For the love of stones.

#carol's cruisings #asks #anonymous #funfact i actually wanted to delete this one because No. #but eh WE'LL ANSWER IT

[wildcatofgreen]

Leprechaun: "Hey, lass. That's me pot-o-gold ya got there. If you give it back, I'll give you three wishes."

"Why do I feel like I've heard that one before...?"

Bizarre. That feels so familiar and yet it really, really doesn't.

Weird.

Whatever. Next.

#carol's cruisings #asks #anonymous

[wildcatofgreen]

Would you let Sony grab your ass?

AND THERE GOES THE GREEN GEMERALD AGAIN.

Damn it--she thought she figured out how to control when these idiots start throwing dumb words at her. Was that just a fucking fluke???

Whatever--she's not even dignifying this with an answer. Is there more? Might as well get these out of the way now.

#carol's cruisings #asks #anonymous

[wildcatofgreen]

There's a huge box left on Carol's desk with a little note on it.

Made good on that promise, babe. Big-ass fucking box of chocolates that'll drive you nuts. (There's probably nuts in here too, ha) You're my everything, my other half, and deserve this shitload of sugar and chocolate.

Love, Sony

Another day, another day to relax.

She's kind of gotten used to the routine now--Battlesphere (if it's a Battlesphere day), adventure, talk to some locals, eat some good food, then head home and sleep. And if it's Gemerald Training Day, then she gets to do that with Neera when she gets home. Easy stuff, right?

...

Sigh.

The wildcat stumbles into her and her husband's room, tossing the purple gemerald onto the bed.

Easy, but predictable.

Easy, but ultimately?

FOXTROTTING LAME.

What the hell, man? Where's the adventure? Where's the fun? Where's the thrills she had just a few months prior?

...

Okay, maybe not the... career threatening thrills.

But! The thrills that made things fun! Like meeting new people, figuring out her dumb gemerald, all that sort of stuff!

She hasn't talked to Tangle or Jet or... anyone in months!!! Maybe. Kind of. It sort of feels like months, right? What the hell have her friends been doing in that time?

Doooon't get her wrong--most of her time has been with Sony, and hell she's appreciated that to hell and back. Loves him to bits.

But.

She feels like a house cat.

Stones, this is what she was afraid of when she got married in the first place. The ever impending doom of normalcy, of lame sierra invading her life, of routine.

"Uggggggh."

And so, she wanders over to her bed--Sony's staying a little later at the 'Sphere again. It happens--she knows he'll be home soon. Probably. Maybe he's staying the night again?

Whatever, doesn't matter. Time to fall onto the cushiness of--huh?

...

Was that box always on her desk? Or is she just going loopy from the redundancy?

Hm.

She'll step towards it. Better to figure out now what it is than later.

Oh, there's a note on it too.

Wonder what it say--

...

That mother fucker.

Little late, but hell, she can't complain.

Though...

This box is huge. She's never gonna finish it all by herself. When the hell does all this expire?

She'll take a bar of chocolate from the box and just start going at it.

Maybe she can just share it all with him. That'd be nice, wouldn't it--

Damn it--didn't she just say she hasn't seen her friends in a while?

Maybe she should share it with one of them.

Or, at least half of it.

Half goes to her, half goes to sharing it with a friend, half goes to sharing it with Sony. That's like, foolproof, right?

Probably?

Maybe she'll think on it.

Maybe.

Probably.

But for now.

This was a nice treat to come back to. He's still the best thing since like, sliced pie. Thank the stones for him.

#carol's cruisings #asks #sonorous-strings #musical tea #carol's adventures #legally this is a drabble #so

[wildcatofgreen]

Neera, do you want switch outfits with Carol for one day?

A moment of consideration.

Looks over to the feline's outfit.

That is what she wears on a normal day.

"I respectfully decline the offer." She would not be caught dead in her clothes.

"My 'fit's too awesome for ya, I get it, I get it."

"Sure. Lets go with that."

#frost knight frequency #carol's cruisings #asks #anonymous

[wildcatofgreen]

"Sonic the Hedgehog is WHAT."

#carol's cruisings #noncanon stuff #because this is purely a shitpost #LETS TRY GETTING BACK INTO THINGS STARTING NOW #this is referencing the sonic april fool's game #really good game btw #surprisingly good for a free virtual novel on april fool's day

[wildcatofgreen]

She knows in her heart of hearts that that's not how that works.

"BUT I'M STILL DOWN TO TRY IT ANYWAY!!!!"

#carol's cruisings #dash comm #''the greenness must spread throughout the cosmos''

[wildcatofgreen]

Beep, beep, I'm a sheep. I said beep, beep, I'm a sheep.

"MEOW

"MEOW

"I'M A COW

"I SAID MEOW MEOW I'M A COW!"

#carol's cruisings #asks #anonymous

[wildcatofgreen]

Wait, so if the Gemerald lets Carol use Tumblr, can it also run Doom?

"I have no idea what half of the words ya jus' said are."

---

((logistically, her gemerald's probably strong enough to run doom like a billion times over. limitless energy and whatnot.))

#carol's cruisings #asks #anonymous #catmun speaks

[wildcatofgreen]

Hangs upside down by Tail!

" HAH! so i do one thing better then the great and fabulous Carol! "

Laughs in triumph!

HARUMPH

"So I can't do your cool tail stuff as well as ya!

"I still got like, 99 other awesome things goin' for me."

#carol's cruisings #asks #atangledfate #atangledfate | tangle #''i wanna do cool tail stuff!!! tangle's so lucky 'ta have a cool ass tail'' #''heh. cool ASS tail.''

[wildcatofgreen]

Some jerk "mooned" me the other day. That's gotta be the weirdest way to find out I was a werewolf...

"Excuse me??? "How the hotel does that even work??? What were ya before ya turned? Like, were ya a--

". . .

"Why am I takin' this seriously? For the love of stones..."

#carol's cruisings #asks #anonymous #the anon questions are always extremely entertaining #and also extremely BIZARRE #the one time where the pun doesnt land because she's thinking more on the logistics of it more than the actual bit

[wildcatofgreen]

Rate Sony on a scale of zero to hummina

"HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA"

#carol's cruisings #asks #anonymous #i wanted to have a bit here where someone is very obviously judging her for this and she tones it down #but there's no one who could do it who isnt normally Busy #so she gets to indulge while speaking to her funny green rock

[wildcatofgreen]

Rumor has it, that snow leopard you know of is quite tech savvy. Perhaps it's a good time to pester him?

"Is that right?"

Hm. Maybe he can teach her how to be a hacker or something. Maybe she can hack into like, a bank accou--

Okay, no, that's too far even for her. Plus Neera would kill her if she found out about that.

But it still might be fun. Maybe. Probably.

#carol's cruisings #asks #anonoymous

[wildcatofgreen]

So mun, did you forget about the m!a that's sitting in your inbox or not?

((hi! im answering this one first (and might be the only ask i answer for rn) because its explicitly an ooc thing and id like to consciously admit to and acknowledge my absence

((if it hasnt been obvious, ive been kind of MIA for the past couple I Don't Wanna Look At The Date because of various reasons, but mostly because of like, felt more muse over at the kit darling blog.

((but even then i havent been active over there because of REASONS and such and such. little bit of lost muse over there too!

((BUT THIS DOESN'T MEAN I'M DONE YET IT'S JUST THINGS HAVE BEEN HARD TO ACTUALLY DO STUFF Y'KNOW. id like to not actually officially describe this as a hiatus, because i am still very interested in doing things on both blogs but good grief it's not been easy!!!

((i apologize for my absence and im going to try to like, actually do stuff here? maybe later today or something i dont know.

((im not gonna promise anything but y'know. know that i still wanna do it!!! still have a very vested interest in the funny cat. she is babby

((all that is to say is, like, my inactivity is exactly why the M!A hasn't been activated yet. i still remember it, i know its still there and i think funny stuff'll be done with it. but uhhhhh, there'd kind of be no point to it? if i did it now? and then for those three days i was uh.

((not here. haha.

((still interested! absolutely so. but youre gonna have to wait a bit. let me get into the groove of things first now that there's no crazy events happening [for right now >:)]))

#ooc posts #catmun speaks #asks #anonymous

[wildcatofgreen]

Hey, Carol. Have you been making the UwU with your hubby? (UwU means lovey dovey, by the way.)

"I'm always lovey-dovey with Sony. Like, every day of the week!

"I am not sayin' that, though."

#carol's cruisings #asks #anonymous