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heya ive got a question may i draw you in your dapper worm on the string wizard attire?? if you are not comfortable with that maybe another character in your outfit?? anyway ty :з have a nice

I would absolutely love for you to draw me in my outfit, so long as you credit me!

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Sad to say that only one of these is true.

I'VE DONE IT! THE ULTIMATE EXPIERIENCE OF WIZARD HATS!

I present to you, wormzard.

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strange man in black hooded robes with a skull mask hovering around town, hes got a stack of papers in his arms, stapling them to various poles and handing them out to bypassers. you look at the poster hes putting up everywhere. "LOST: SKELETON ARMY" is written in large text, underneath is a picture of roughly 5000 skeletons with various weapons, taken like an elementary school class photo. underneath the picture is "CALL NECRUS THE VILE" followed by an evil rune

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The night is cool and balmy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES are raising an alarm.

> define 'balmy'

Balmy means "pleasantly warm."

Your stock of DICTIONARIES has decreased to 31.

Your SECURITY GNOMES report BANDIT ARTILLERY!

> observe night

The night is cool and balmy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES have entered COMBAT DELIRIUM.

> resolve temperature discrepancy

You haven't acquired enough THERMOMETERS to notice the discrepancy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES have activated the MEAT THRESHER.

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HOLY SHIT ITS HIM!!!

commission for @ske1th of their grilled cheese wizard, who can only cast a grilled cheese-conjuring spell & has a teleporting grilled cheese stand (inspired by this)

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*flash of magic*

It's done, all subtitles are now Domtitles.

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Don't even get me started on the Curse of the Eunuch...

they never tell you abt The Skeleton's Curse (bone pain)

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TikTok has convinced so many people that you're autistic or ADHD if you have completely typical experiences like "getting songs stuck in your head" or "having a strong sense of social justice" or "reverently kissing the ice-cold crown of the crow lord". No, you do not need to have autism to squeeze your eyes shut and stand completely still as a living statue to demonstrate your total submission to the crow lord. Plenty of neurotypical people bring him tributes of glass beads, tinfoil strips, roadkill, coins from dead men's pockets, and mice or rabbits fattened weeks in advance. Honestly TikTok has become such a dangerous engine for spreading misinformation. I wouldn't be surprised if they provoke the wrath of the crow lord soon.

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Obsessed with this post

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The Ice maker makes fancy ice

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[transgender elf princess is cradling my limp body after I gave my life to save her from an evil sorcerer] ELF PRINCESS:[tearing up] to think a roguish scoundrel like you would give your life for me… you kindhearted fool… you can't leave me… [delirious from Soul Decay] can you call me a good girl while I touch yuor ears

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Gnomes cannot experience hatred or bigotry.

The only gnome ever to experience a nasty thought died instantaneously of a brain aneurysm. As his body explosively vented all remaining good cheer, he rapidly transmuted into a stack of apricot honey tarts.

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The truest wizard there ever was.

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Elf TV: exclusively 300 season-long soap operas

Dwarf TV: How It's Mined followed by a 4½ hr documentary about salt

Gnome TV: those sensory videos for cats where bugs and mice and birds crawl around on the screen. they really like this

Orc TV: Mythbusters and Top Gear reruns

Halfling TV: the most incredible impassioned storytelling you've ever witnessed always neatly contained in 2 seasons max

Fairy TV: imagine Impractical Jokers except theyre capable of stealing people's faces . this is the only show that fairies have