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harv

#sdv

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surprised more people aren’t talking about the “kabru might be the child of an incubi” comic that also features “laios knows way too much about monster reproduction.” was that one just too easy or

#dungeon meshi

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a post-doc was doing a guest seminar at my institute and at the beginning of his presentation he was explaining why he chose birds for his evolutionary analysis - so he said "well first of all, because birds are the best and most interesting animals and it's fun to study them" and a few professors in the room gave him a very serious nod

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"are you picking up what I'm putting down" brother I am hefting that shit above my head with gusto

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ok i’m curious

#PURBLEE

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when a character is written inconsistently because nobody thought about it that hard and you're like it's time for me to get in there.. and think about it that hard

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those fuck ass animatronics would not have stood a chance against this absolute god

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn

#dungeon meshi #okay

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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

#sw #LOSING it

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love when christians threaten ppl with the rapture. like youre all gonna leave at once? for free? im so downnn

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not fair that the cuntiest woman in this world is a muppet (ms. piggy)

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aroace flag but it's colorpicked from this image of tintin :)

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it’s no longer 4/13 but homestuck never dies

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Desolation Tim hnrhghghgh

#tma

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our teacher was like you really should try to finish as much of your dissertation as possible before leaving for your internship because you're not gonna care about it once it starts and you know. she was right,

#.txt #could not give a single shit. not one