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he can suck an egg

#bruce wayne #stephanie brown

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I just know Tim had some angry little thoughts about Wally as soon as Wally took over his position as Dick's best man. Wally literally told Tim to move over as soon as his uninvited ass arrived. Meanwhile, Dick and Tim were wearing matching tuxes, and even though it was a fake wedding, Tim made it all the way to the "I do's" before Wally swooped in and stole his spot.

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Ngl I think Dick might khs if he finds out everything that went on on the annual

Also wdym bea name dropped tiger!! Where is my dude hello

#dick grayson #nightwing #bea bennett #tiger king of kandahar

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Bea Bennett I will always love you

#bea bennett #nightwing

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Age chart for Dickie

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Tim, just starting his Robin training: What are you doing now? 👀 (Is it a cool Batman thing?)

Bruce, who’s already been through this with two Robins before: I am unfolding a piece of paper.

Batman (1940) #444

Image description: A panel from the above comic issue, showing young Tim Drake and Bruce Wayne sitting at a lab computer in the batcave. Tim is wearing civilian clothing while Bruce has the gloves of his Batman suit on under his regular clothing. He’s holding paper, dollar bills, and several plastic cards in his hands. Tim says, “What are you doing now?” and Bruce says, “Unfolding a piece of paper from his wallet, Tim.” End ID.

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So I asked my mom why she hates Batman

Mom: He's ugly, first of all. Secondly Clark is a family man-

Me: Clark has 1, maybe 2 kids at best. Bruce has 6-7! You love kids!

Mom: How many wifes does he have?

Me:.... None.

Mom: See! Even the woman of Gotham don't want him.

😭😭😭 What was I supposed to say to that??!

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Dick, at the hospital: Hi, I'm Tim Drakes's emergency contact. 

Hospital receptionist: Are you here to pick him up?  

Dick: Yeah, no, I'm here to be removed as his emergency contact. 

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I'm once again down the rabbit role that is sizzy and shadowhunters - well, I never really left, but sometimes I put them a bit aside to enjoy other passions - anyway...

I'm once again thinking about - and feeling very angry about how Izzy's feeling regarding Max's death were poorly handled and put aside to give more importance to Malec and Clace love conflicts - and yes, I get that they were kinda the centre of everything, but still - and even more angry with the fact that when Izzy needed Alec the most he decided to go on vacation with his boyfriend. And how Jace was too busy following Clary around like a lost puppy

and the only person who saw her, who was there to comfort her, was Simon. scrawny little mundane bastard, Simon. except he was not. scrawny. or a mundane. (see what I did here?) anyway, Simon was the ONLY ONE by her side when she needed the most. the only person who actually understood her, her pain... Simon was the only person to tell Izzy that what happened to Max wasn't her fault.

that's why Simon was the first and only person Izzy really opened up to. like for real. the only person to who she felt comfortable enough to tell one of her family's big secret - the fact that Robert had cheated on Maryse and was going to leave them, and only stayed bc of Max. Simon, who never expected anything from her, who loved her for who she was and never tried to change her, never wanted to change her.

anyway, I'm losing my train of thoughts now so I'll stop talking

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Alfred, to Bruce: Now I know you SAY that the Batcave has kept everything up to code, but I recently spoke to a very reliable source-

Robin Dick:  hi  (:

Alfred: - and he has informed me that the floor is, in fact, lava. Which, I don’t need to tell you, is a pretty serious safety violation.

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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

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two birds with one stone.

edited the pic above bc i forgot raven's earrings. which i did last time, too, i think, lol.

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Just thinking some thoughts.

Superman/Batman #55

Batman #138

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Jade: Bitch, why do you shut the fuck up before I slit your throat, and watch the honor roll out.

Roy: Are you threatening me?

Jade: No, I'm hitting on you, flash me a titty bitch.

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I actually think it’s the Arrow girls, not the batkids, who are more likely to go to the Eras Tour. Can you imagine Mia, Emiko, little Lian, and even Cissie bc they dragged her (both to the concert and into their lives) all having the night of their lives. Mia’s a Swiftie in canon and this is her moment. Maybe they even get Sin to come along, and even Roy and Connor get forced.

Ollie doesn’t even realize at first that all his children/sister are gone on the same night and he’s just sitting at home getting videos every 5 minutes of Mia screaming.

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kinda messy but yet again another xwittter repost :)

there were more, but I accidentally forever deleted the sketches 😭