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They’re basically a literary prank– the sentence starts out in such a way that you think you know where it’s going, but the way it ends completely changes the meaning while still being a complete and logical sentence. Usually it deals with double meanings, or with words that can be multiple parts of speech, like nouns and verbs or nouns and adjectives.
So we get gems like
The old man the boat. (The old people are manning the boat)
The complex houses married and single soldiers and their families. (The apartment complex is home to both married and single soldiers, plus their families)
The prime number few. (People who are excellent are few in number.)
The cotton clothing is usually made of grows in Mississipi. (The cotton that clothing is made of)
The man who hunts ducks out on weekends. (As in he ducks out of his responsibilities)
We painted the wall with cracks. (The cracked wall is the one that was pained.)
quadrobics is a sport where you essentially walk, run, and jump on all fours similar to an animal :3
it sounds goofy but its actually very challenging and a good workout. most quadrobists (people who do quadrobics) do it because theyre therians or otherkin, but some just do it because they like it
im a genderfluid pansexual scenemo goth otherkin and furry that does quadrobics, cosplays, draws, and makes paper dragon puppets. i go by multiple names and neopronouns
AND I DONT CARE WHAT HATERS HAVE TO SAY ABOUT ITTT!!!!!
do whatever you want forever! dont let people stop you from living freely and being who you are :3
A thought that decided to randomly strike me and never left my head. Considering I completely ignore the canon dumb ass clothes change. To me he still was in thirteenths clothes.
wow millennials are glued to their i-phones and laptops so much they cant even be bothered robbing in person anymore!!! maybe these trust fund babies should stop phishing credit cards while sitting on their butts and go out there and put some elbow grease into their thievery!