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where out there exists doctors who believe and help you. they arent real i dont think

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give the girl a burger whats stopping you

#tamagotchi #yay

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in general I think this website has a serious problem about wanting to feel smugly superior about Literally Everything without spending even five seconds thinking about it first

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#makes sense why its so shit they were out of good breads

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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

#windows and mirrors i LOVE squirting a spray bottle and wiping things

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#so ILL RUN TO YOU.

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A new BL fan otome game featuring our MC Ferdinand is coming soon?!

As the war that plagued Fódlan came to a peaceful end, the three leaders slowly began their plans to rebuild and start anew.

Ferdinand is named Duke Aegir under Emperor Edelgard's reign. Alongside Hubert, they become the Empire's ambassadors and are tasked to visit each nation's influential leaders: Dimitri of the Holy Kingdom of Faerghus and Lorenz of the Leicester Alliance. However, love sneaks its way in amidst the important political matters. Who will Ferdinand choose?

There is a DLC route for Sylvain that can only be accessed when visiting the Kingdom~

Happy birthday, Ferdinand!!! You can get some loving from the boys 🧡

Ferdinand rarepair rep, let's go!!! I know ferdibert isn't one, but they're my obvious favorite and I need Hubert as a romanceable option 😂 I'm half joking about this becoming a BL otome game. I am a coder and an artist and I will try to make it happen even if it takes me several few years 😭

These are available as postcards in my shop if you're interested! I'm posting here a little early so y'all can know about the sale sooner 👀

#oh! #ferdibert #fire emblem

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my mom hung up some clothes of mine on the doorframe and it seriously could not convey more "this guy dresses like a cartoon bully" if it got up and stole a kids lunch money

#buford shirt...

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#my mom told me pacifiers automatically Exploded when babies turned 3

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me hrming and hawing for years about getting into enstars: haha if koga and rinne ever collabed maybe theyd get me

koga and rinne:

#im not finishing it. iykyk. and youll understand. 🇺🇸

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#shes like cloth mother to me

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#🥰 #sooyoung #snsd

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if you like a piece of media that is good eventually youll more or less run out of things to say about how good it is but if you like a piece of media that is objectively pretty mediocre but also somehow deeply compelling thats how the demons get you

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Steve agrees to play npc parts for Eddie's big one shot that he's been planning forever, but only if Eddie will play basketball with him. So they meet Lucas and Max at the court in the park and Eddie will not shut up about everything.

It's hot, his shorts are rubbing his legs weird, the sun's too bright. Just in general being as annoying as possible. It doesn't bother Steve even a little, he's too busy being smug about getting Eddie into basketball shorts at all. Sure he was still wearing a band shirt, but the shorts were a win.

It starts pretty normal, Max is absolutely ripping them apart verbally and it's working weirdly well to balance out her actual basketball skills, which are nothing to write home about. Eddie whines everytime hes got to run up or down the court, but he does ok at controlling the ball and manages to catch it when Steve throws it to him.

Steve's being blocked by Lucas who's the same height now, and Max is running for Eddie and the ball. Steve's yelling at him to throw it, just aim for the net, and he does. He sinks it, the ball barely touches the rim. He shouts in victory and runs to Steve for a congratulatory kiss, losing the ball to Max, completely worth it.

Over the course of the next few minutes he sinks two more. Steve calls for a pause in the game and simply hands Eddie the ball and tells him to shoot. Another basket. He moves him farther back and Eddie makes it again. Eventually he's standing at the free throw line having scored 7 consecutive baskets and he looks at Steve in wonder and says

"hey, I think I'm good at this?"

Max and Lucas are losing their minds, Lucas is somewhere behind him saying "of course he's good at this." Over and over again.

Steve can't decide if he's more frustrated or charmed, but what he says is "what the fuck, we could have won the championship if you hadn't been a nerd."

#😭 #yeah he should get to be good at it. as a treat to me. #steddie

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#he and it are my favourites. i have a lot of neopronouns i like. #and they is like. fine.

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#🐅 #yaay

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