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storytime

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sum domestic jegulus ☕️☀️

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Regulus on the phone with James: Turn around.

Regulus: No, the other way.

Regulus: Again, the other way.

Regulus: Okay, one more time.

James: OH MY GOD, WHERE ARE YOU?!

Regulus: I’m not there yet, but the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles amuses me.

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‘james potter would nev-‘ please have him. i’m almost begging you, have the canon version of james potter, he’s straight and dead and most likely would never.

my james is different breed, he sucks dicks (proudly) and takes them up his ass (enthusiastically) and doesn’t give a fuck if you perceive him differently. he also fucks the life out of his death-eater boyfriend so good that twink has no choice but to quit his cult and start a new one, in james’ name.

so yeah, have canon james. i don’t want him.

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They own me you don’t get it

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James started a plant based diet since a real wolf tried to chase him in the forbidden forest, he was so scared that he barely could transform himself into a human and scape. After that he never tried meat again, he just told everybody that he doesn’t eat meat anymore because he was not a predator, he never got into details because he was very embarrassed about it, how could he explain that he doesn’t eat meat anymore because a wolf chased him while he got distracted spying on Regulus Black.

#james potter #regulus black #james potter hc #james x regulus #jegulus #starchaser #sunseeker #jegulus hc #marauders era #marauders hc

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Remus: wtf people actually tell their crushes they like them??

Lily: what the hell do you do?!

Remus: i die? lmao what kinda question….

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happy birthday to my fave dilf

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The first time Regulus cut his hair when he saw it was getting really long, Harry cried when he saw it

Everyone was laughing seeing the sequence, Harry crying and pointing at Regulus like he was some kind of strange monster just because he got a haircut, while Lily and James were trying to calm him down

Regulus cried, too (Sirius was laughing so HARD because it happened to him too)

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credit blood and crushed veneer on TikTok

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‘I will never believe James leaves Lily for Regulus’

okay? Cool? Do you want a medal my guy?

I’m not going around saying I don’t think James and Lily don’t work because I don’t like their ship as much as jeggy, so why are you doing that? For points? To seem edgy? You dont, you look weird. Why do people think this is a valid thing to say lmao cool, you have a favourite ship, READ CONTENT OF THAT SHIP WITHOUT BASHING ANOTHER YOU WEIRDO

saying shit like ‘I refuse to read this big fic and this big fic because I know I’ll love them’ but then saying ‘I’m not as sick for regulus as SOME marauders fans are’ is so strange to me, are you that bored honey?

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James and Regulus with baby Harry

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my roman empire is that the actors for sirius and remus thought they were portraying a couple.

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I've seen a lot of Jegulus hate in my feed lately for some reason, and this is my response to all of that:

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"You can't ship Jegulus!! They didn't even meet canonically!!"

Do you think I care?

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To the long hair Regulus haters

Guys, it's just hair. It grows and shortens, and all that. It's just hair

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me, reading my own incomplete writing : *gasp* and then what happened?