yamlord

[yamlord]

it has been so long ... since i have seen the light of day .... hold me, yamlady, until i breathe my last

#who will remember me when i am gone? #these old yambones are tired and brittle #i fear i have little time left in this cruel universe

[yamlord]

friends, i am with child

#there is no need to be alarmed #soon i will go the way of my ancestors #and explode in ecstasy on top of a flowering mass of my own self #(my ancestors may or may not be ants) #adventure yam

[yamlord]

yes, i'm a yam yes i play video games

don't hit on me, silly potatoes

#adventure yam

[yamlord]

oh my god, why

sam on the other hand i feel completely justified in calling you a piece of shit

#adventure yam #submission

[yamlord]

hello, gentlemen

#adventure yam

[yamlord]

it does not matter how slow you yam, so long as you do not potato

#adventure yam

[yamlord]

you guys do not want to know the state of my inbox right now

#adventure yam

[yamlord]

you guys do not want to know the state of my inbox right now

#adventure yam

[yamlord]

you guys do not want to know the state of my inbox right now

#adventure yam

[yamlord]

you guys do not want to know the state of my inbox right now

#adventure yam

[yamlord]

you guys do not want to know the state of my inbox right now

#adventure yam

[yamlord]

this is because i tagged something with anime, isn't it

#i'll be paying for my mistakes with my dignity #no longer will i be a respectable gentleman #this blog is tainted #by the ways of drastically hyperbolized cartoon pornography #adventure yam

[yamlord]

#i don't??? #also shouldn't it be knightofyam now #yamlord is not up on the times!

no, why would i stoop to being a measly knight

when i am a mighty lord

wait why is yamlord reblogging months-old posts again

#truly fit for this position so far above our beloved tam #adventure yam

[yamlord]

it seems the tables have turned, for our young adventure yam

my royal yaminess, oh

i’ll have to remember that one

#there is a new mystery afoot #or #aroot #either way i intend to solve it #adventure yam

[yamlord]

yampeasant

Reblog and write the opposite of your URL

chetflashhasyettoarrive

#adventure yam

[yamlord]

my royal yaminess, oh

i'll have to remember that one

#it has a rather #anime #ring to it doesn't it #maybe one associated with the dead kings of old and #dare i say #card games? #adventure yam

[yamlord]

stunning, i am impressed

 hg-rising replied to your photo: it’s such a shame so few of you have seen my face…

I like your sweater.

 youreyesaredead replied to your photo: it’s such a shame so few of you have seen my face…

YOU ARE SO CUTE AND PERF CAN I SQUIESH YOUR FACE WOW WHAT A CUTIE WOW WO WO WOW TAM WHY ARE YOU SO CU T E I’ M M M

 zombietracks replied to your photo: it’s such a shame so few of you have seen my face…

YOU!!! HAIR!!! CUT!!! I DID NOT KNOW!!! AHH CUTIE DANG WOW

 hauntwhimsies replied to your photo: it’s such a shame so few of you have seen my face…

squishes yer face

haveaterrafyingtime replied to your photo: it’s such a shame so few of you have seen my face…

you are adorable

#camlord #adventure yam