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STACKEDextras ➙ Now you look like a dad

10.9 The Things We Left Behind Written by Andrew Dabb Directed by Guy Norman Bee Original Air Date: December 9, 2014

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You all don’t understand, this is like crack to me… makes me soooo 😵‍💫

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Got Bones? (Printable)

Hey, I made a printable .PNG version of that “got bones” flyer if anyone wants to make a few copies to hang up in real life and cause some minor chaos around their town. Have fun, feel free to send me pics if you stick it up anywhere

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im quitting tumblr

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having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime

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Argylle is a BISEXUAL TRANS MAN!

No, I won't take questions.

#argylle #henry cavill #bryce dallas howard #bisexual #transgender

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Argylle 2024 vs the (presumably) unintentional trans implications

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every time i see someone’s stranger things sexuality head canons and jonathan’s is ‘straight ally’ i die a little bit inside

1) his father tried to make him more “manly” by killing something, could be a result of homophobia and that being gay isn’t “manly”

2) steve LITERALLY said that he took jonathan for a queer during the fight.

3) jonathan talked with will about being a freak, (called himself a freak) and everyone agreed that eddie saying “hunt the freak” was queer coded, so why not jonathan?

4) literally tells will he shouldn’t like something just because people tell him to. (like what gender u should like)

5) the entire school bullied jonathan and will. wills bullys used gay, and as stated before, steve said he took jonathan for a queer, which more than likely means THE WHOLE SCHOOL DID. and every fan knows that will is gay so yeah.

6) no straight person has a gaydar at jonathan’s level. he can sniff out the gays. one whiff, 23 miles away, he finds a gay, that’s how good he is. if you were walking on the opposite side of the road, he would turn to you, look you dead in the eyes, point, and declare you are gay. he is like Murray but for the homos, not heteros. and no straight person can point out gays that easily, i, a gay person, can’t point them out for SHIT, while he can scent them from 50 miles away.

honestly i just don’t know how people read him as straight OR cishet for that matter, he’s undoubtedly some form of gay (and trans, because i said so, and i’m trans)

why u love photography huh? need pictures of MEN? kinda gay??? 🤨🤨

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if luke and leia were born during the clone wars

like, during season 4, not after when everything went terribly wrong

- Padme, 6-9 months pregnant, rushes into combat all the time. Anakin has an aneurysm. “YOU ARE A SENATOR. HOW DO YOU GET SHOT AT ALL THE TIME???” and yet she never actually takes damage because she is ~flawless~

- officially, Padme’s children have no father. In an interview with the press, she said “I wanted a baby, so I acquired one” and that’s that. unofficially, anyone with the Force knows Anakin is the father. Honestly, anyone with eyes knows Anakin is the father.

- because you know how Anakin and Padme are the least subtle secret couple? Yeah, that goes out the window when she gets pregnant. Anakin kisses her mid-battle and smooches her back at camp and watches her with stars in his eyes and professes his love for her all the time. When Padme asks about this, he just shrugs and says “well they haven’t kicked me out of the order yet!”

- which is mostly because of Obi-Wan. Obi-Wan is deliberately pretending he didn’t see his former padawan makeout with a senator. it’s like, okay, he knows he’s supposed to do something about this, but they are in the middle of a war, and if they have to kick Anakin out of the Order right now for knocking up a senator then they will lose this war. Obi-Wan has more important things to worry about than Anakin’s libido. 

- KIX  👐 TELLS  👐 PADME  👐 THERE  👐 ARE  👐 TWIN  👐 BABIES  👐 IN  👐 THERE  👐

- speaking of the clones, oh man, they are so fiercely protective of Padme. She is their general’s lady and their senator and they would gladly die before letting her or her babies get hurt.

- (but also, preggars Padme makes them sad, because will any of them ever get that for themselves? probably not–they were made to die, and with the rapid aging…but maybe one day…)

- Rex has absolutely had to go get weird food combinations in the middle of the night for his general’s wife. absolutely. that is in Rex’s job description.

- also you thought Padme gave effective speeches before? Imagine pregnant Padme giving speeches about needing to end the war for peace for the future. 110% approval rating comes from soft pregnancy glow.

- the twins are born on a battlefield in a camp where there’s blasterfire and smoke not two feet away. Obi-Wan is there, and he intends to tell Anakin and Padme both that he’s sorry, that they’ll get the twins for a little while, but they’ll have to go to the temple, they’ll have to be raised in the creche–

- but then luke is born, and the Force screams at Obi-Wan this is your padawan and obi-wan goes “oh” softly.

- also, Leia comes into the world and Ahsoka watches and goes “oh look it’s my padawan. I mean I’m a padawan myself but that girl is going to be my padawan some day this is rad.”

- so Anakin relaxes a bit, ‘cause the Force is going to take care of its grandchildren okay, it wants it’s favorite son to be happy.

- which means Palpatine has lost any and all chance of converting Anakin to the dark side. It will never happen now.

- i’m not saying that after they are born, Anakin and Padme strap a twin each to their back and then head out into battle, but Luke and Leia’s first lullaby is the sound of blasterfire and lightsabers

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Real homies respect trans people!

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the four horsemen of Queer Agony

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Theres no way theres no way i cannot believe this theres no way

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Tis better to have clowned and lost, than to have never clowned at all

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I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon

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“Do you think we’re best friends in every universe?”

“Obviously, dumbass”