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can’t believe they got team ties in mcc this is crazy

#love the pink suits and the ties in the associated colors #fanart #TIES in MCC

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#my hair and skin would both be destroyed if I showered every day #ideally I'd shower every other or every third day depending on activity and weather #in actual fact I struggle to find opportunities to shower as I have small children who may need attention at any point #so I don't shower even that often

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My new YouTube video: A DM’s Guide to Ranged Combat is now live! Please go give it a watch!

If you’re a DM looking for a way to challenge your overspecced crossbow player, or just generally make mixed-range combat more interesting and enjoyable, it’s full of helpful tips and visualisations. Plus, supporting these long videos really helps keep my channel alive and funds more future content!

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so I draw hermitcraft art now

#this is beautiful #fanart #geminitay

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reminder to worldbuilders: don't get caught up in things that aren't important to the story you're writing, like plot and characters! instead, try to focus on what readers actually care about: detailed plate tectonics

#I might have reblogged this before #but it's really good stuff #I know just enough about this stuff to be totally paralyzed by the certainty that I am doing it wrong #so yay for helpful tools! #to find later

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#the super soaker is a great invention #and having worked for NASA is very cool #but my favorite thing about this guy might be the 'sued Hasbro and won' bit #more people need to do that

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I only learned recently that people from Not America don’t specify hard cider and instead it’s just cider.

I know this is a small difference but it is surprisingly one I do sometimes have to lie down on the floor about.

#if you've never had real unpasteurized fresh non-alcoholic cider you should look for a chance to try it #it is extremely tasty #even the pasteurized stuff from the store is better than apple juice #but fresh from the orchard is by far the best #if you have the space it's even worth freezing some so you can bring it out for special occasions #it's been several years now since I've been to an orchard and gotten good cider #I miss it

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"average age of an MCC team is 42 years old" factoid is actually just a statistical error. the average MCC team is 25 years old. Pink Parrots, who were all born before the invention of the world wide web and dvds, are an outlier and should not have been counted.

#born before? More like 'in their teens before'

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Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to

#um...mine says 1 and 3 are AT 33.3 #and 2 is at 33.5 #so that's interesting

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Yeah, no. Sorry Seapeekay. Your "oldest average age team" lasted for about 24 hours.

STEP ASIDE PENSIONERS

HOSPICE CARE IS IN TOWN

#mcc #age is just a number #but at least three of the TIES guys are solidly into their 40s

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TEAM TIES MCC????????

#I love that you said that #that was actually my first thought as well #especially since I was checking back and forth on multiple platforms because I was expecting Imp & Skizz on pink #and the first place I saw this was reddit #so for just a second I thought there was no way it was official...and then I checked the official twitter account and there it was #I actually consciously thought 'it's definitely too late for an April Fools' as I was staring at this graphic

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place your bets on your phone now: did etho give in to scott’s “if you want to keep playing mcc you have to start streaming”, or did scott give in to etho’s “if you want me in mcc you have to let me not stream”? did the unstoppable force or the immovable object succeed first? is etho’s setup even capable of streaming,

#right? I've been wondering about this #on any other team I would actually be leaning toward Etho streaming #I don't think he's entirely against the idea at all costs. obviously no facecam and maybe some other unusual things #but on this team...with no prayer of coming anywhere near doing well... #it's not like Etho not streaming is going to allow them to cheat their way to the top #and anyone trying to accuse him of that would just look like an idiot #so maybe they decided to let Etho be an exception again

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sorry balance-wise i am also still laughing about the difference between Xisuma’s team, in which Scott went “maybe if i stick him on a team with FBM and Joel he has a shot???”, Iskall’s team, in which Scott went “this may be overpowered if Iskall picks up the games fast enough to show off his movement skills but we have a Fienberg in Red so it’ll probably at least still be competitive”, and Team TIES here, in which Scott went “just to confirm: you don’t give a shit about winning as long as you’re together right”,

three kinds of new MCC hermit teams.

#this EXACTLY #could not have put it better #no team in the history of MCC will have had more fun coming in 10th #AS MUCH fun maybe. but not more #also I suspect only the fact that no one in their right minds could possibly expect this team to win is the only way they got Tango to agre #man does not want to deal with people complaining about his lack of movement and pvp skills. and I can't blame him

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I felt pretty smug just before this team was announced, confident that I knew two people who were on it.

I was correct. I am still shocked. And very, very happy

I mean, they'll be TERRIBLE. But they'll be so much fun to watch

#mc championship #impulsesv #skizzleman #tangotek #ethoslab #mcc

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#I feel like that might be a bit generous #especially with the word 'enjoyed' there #but probably over 4 people worldwide SEE most of them. probably.

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i genuinely love the mcc subreddit bc they live in such a different world that the bad takes have a whole new flavor

anyway they're saying xisuma is probably gonna be one of the stronger hermits because he's been in twitch rivals before so obviously that means he must be competent

#There is in fact a chance that Xisuma could do all right #if he doesn't get flustered #it's the fact that I simply CANNOT imagine him not getting flustered in MCC that makes me skeptical #but anyway if you're going to say someone's appearance in a past event applies to how well they're likely to do in another event #maybe you should actually watch said past event

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if you don‘t personally own one but your roommates/parents do and you are allowed to use it, that counts as yes

#I said yes #but tbh it's rare that I need to iron anything #I *should* be ironing my husband's work shirts far more often than I do but since #they really only need it along the bottom edge and maybe the placket #I still rarely do