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whats the fucking point of having laws if people can keep making led headlights

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💥LIKE MY JOB’S TO ASTOUND YOU💥

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Went to the Jhariah show in Milwaukee this past week and it went so harddd. Absolutely immaculate stage presence. My buddy took a photo during the song Sunsets and the lighting was NUTS. They look like they're blasting us with radiation. Angelic glow... I HAD to do a study of it. Stream PIN-EYE NEOWWW!!!

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when when when….. Jhariah…..

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the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation

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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

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Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

#i'm a horny bitch and horniness got me a bachelor's degree #legitimately accepting your horniness is transcendent #also like one's relationship with their sexuality (both orientation and relationship with sex) can be really valuable #and acting like that journey is one of degeneracy is so so so harmful

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Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

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Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

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Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

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Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

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i'm conducting an experiment. everyone who's from an english speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images. i need to see something

#fries #chips #scones #cookies #pop #candy/gummies #cigarettes/cigs/darts #toque/beanie #cotton candy #canada/toronto

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If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

#smoothie #coffee #and a type of bread product #parathas are my favourite but they take a LONG time to make #recently i've been on a homemade bread kick #also f w bagels

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there’s rabbits in the office today and they still expect me to get things done

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i support women's neutrals. i support when women just stand there and do nothing

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