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5sospenguinqueen · 11 hours

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MC: (bursting into the Undercroft) We have a problem.

Ominis: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps getting into one. And a second idiot who keeps tagging along.

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5sospenguinqueen · 16 hours

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Love To Hate | Daniel Ricciardo x Gasly! Reader

Summary: Daniel Ricciardo is known for bickering with Pierre Gasly's older sister online. The fans love it but they suspect there might be something more behind it.

Warnings: Swearing. One sexual innuendo. Female reader.

Takes place in the 2022 season so Daniel is with McLaren.

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mclaren spot the difference #MonacoGP tagged: landonorris, danielricciardo

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YourUserName the one on the left can actually drive

→ User 1 wtf does she know about f1

→ User 2 um, her baby brother is a GP winner so…

danielricciardo @ YourUserName coming from the woman who failed her driving test twice

→ YourUserName @ pierregasly you weren’t supposed to tell your little racing friends that!

→ pierregasly do not drag me into this nonsense.

landonorris @ YourUserName thanks pookie

→ danielricciardo more like pukie

→ YourUserName you’re just mad that he gets bitches and you don’t

→ danielricciardo okay, cradle snatcher

User 3 mom and dad are fighting again

danielricciardo here’s to a good weekend 💪

→ YourUserName ass licker

→ danielricciardo you wish.

→ maxverstappen1 can you guys not do your foreplay privately

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YourUserName soaking up the sun before the madness resumes (01/06/2022) 🌻

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danielricciardo i need to bleach my eyes. please cover you up before you mentally scar someone else.

→ User 5 he says like his jaw didn’t drop when this came across his timeline

User 6 how to become y/n gasly

→ YourUserName have an annoying brother and endure his equally insufferable friends

lilymhe the only reason i’m still with Alex is so i have an excuse to spend time with you in the paddock

→ YourUserName we could get married and then you could see me all the time??

→ alex_albon it’s a good thing I’m used to this or i might cry

→ georgerussle63 don’t lie. i can hear you sobbing from my hotel room.

MaleFriend wow 🥵 → danielricciardo try harder (comment deleted)

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PierreGASLY you’re both certified yappers. it’s why the two of you together is a nightmare

User 7 hmm, okay but why were you two together in the first place if you hate each other…

→ danielricciardo I was bullying her

→ YourUserName pierre ditched me to talk to a pretty girl and Daniel was making fun of the fact that I got lost

→ LandoNorris i wouldn’t have left you… just saying 👀

→ YourUserName i’m 10 years old than you, boo.

→ LandoNorris age is just a number

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danielricciardo just posted

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danielricciardo preferred mode of transport... fast

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YourUserName title of your sex tape “i'm in love with my car”

YourUserName someone’s clearly compensating for something

→ danielricciardo omg why are you so obsessed with me. Get out of my comments, stalker

→ YourUserName let’s not forget you stalked me first

→ danielricciardo where’s your proof

→ pierregasly here. you begged me for her instagram until i gave in

→ danielricciardo and then i realised what a bitch she was

→ YourUserName just ‘cause i wouldn’t blow you

→ pierregasly i need you to delete this

User 1 this man is so fine

User 2 i’d like to ride

→ YourUserName you’d have more fun with the car

→ User 2 omg hi queen

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YourUserName last race of the season today. just wanted to say a big ‘well done’ to my baby bro. so proud of all you achieved this season and i know you’ll go on to kill it next year! 🍾 #AbuDhabiGP

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YourUserName yes, i know one pic has daniel. no, it’s not an announcement of our friendship. i just like how scared pear looks

User 8 i have never been more attracted to a frenchman before

danielricciardo and who is that handsome man

→ YourUserName there is not a single handsome man in this post; charles was sulking out of the frame

→ pierregasly 1) i am very handsome, 2) stay away from charles, he’s too nice for you

→ danielricciardo and too pretty

→ charles_leclerc stop it or i will fall in love with all of you

→ YourUserName @ pierregasly i’ll stop if you promise to get rid of daniel so i don’t have to see him again

→ danielricciardo and deny you of my bakery 🍑

→ User 9 it's cake, honey, but you tried

User 10 anyone catch the camera panning to y/n when daniel’s car spun out in qualifying

→ User 11 talk about delulu

→ User 12 because he almost crashed into her brother so obvi they would show her

pierregasly just posted

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pierregasly a huge thank you to my support system. je t'aime grande soeur 🌸 (she forced me to post this, please send help)

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YourUserName you’re such a liar! you were legit crying to me last night about how nice it is that i still come to all your races and then said you wanted the world to know

→ pierregasly don’t expose me!

→ landonorris come sit in my car instead. rub a little luck on it

→ User 12 never beating the no rizz allegations

danielricciardo @ landonorris probably best she doesn't, she’s clearly a curse, mate

→ YourUserName and how many races did you win this season?

→ danielricciardo i hope pierre pushes you off the plane tomorrow

→ YourUserName i hope you get run over in the pits

alphatauri we love having you in the garage

User 1 agreed. her hair looked so pretty today and he ruined it

User 2 only for him to then completely forget what he was saying when he realised she was wearing a white shirt? yes! it’s been playing in my head

→ User 3 can’t say i blame him. i too was no better than a man 👀

User 4 but the way he covered her body with his the second he realised to stop the camera focusing on her see-through top

→ User 5 and then gave her one of his shirts because she was walking around in a mclaren top until pierre yanked her into the alphatauri garage

→ User 6 guys, this is bare minimum. him being hot doesn’t make this extra chivalrous

User 7 another angle of that video showed it was an accident. he can be seen saying sorry a billion times and after that, they put a border around the fountain

YourUserName posted a new story

danielricciardo reposted your story

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YourUserName just posted

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YourUserName happy 4 year anniversary to my professional car crasher tagged: danielricciardo

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User 1 i knew it! they all called me crazy

danielricciardo delete this. you said you would be a nice. i’m a champion! how many trophies do you have, huh

→ YourUserName depends on how many i steal from the trophy case in our living room (plus, those are replicas)

→ User 2 our?!?!

charles_leclerc but i thought you loved me?

→ YourUserName i do, citrouille. but, daniel and pierre are keeping us apart.

User 3 4 years? this means they were together when he was still at red bull! what did you think about him leaving?

→ YourUserName i'm not allowed to talk about that

landonorris congratulations, mum and dad

→ alex_albon congratulations, mum and dad

→ georgerussell63 congratulations, mum and dad

→ YourUserName i didn’t sign up for this responsibility

→ danielricciardo they’re a package deal, babe. they come with me

maxverstappen1 oh, thank god. It was so hard keeping this to myself in interviews

danielricciardo just posted

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danielricciardo contrary to popular belief, pierre is not my favourite gasly

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YourUserName aww, mon coeur, you actually used nice photos

→ danielricciardo don’t speak french to me, you know it turns me on

→ maxverstappen1 i miss when you publicly hated each other

pierregasly you take that back!

pierregasly that’s it. you’re off the Christmas card list

francisca.cgomes wonderful, daniel, now he’s sulking

→ YourUserName you get used to it. they may seem cool but all f1 drivers are essentially big crybabies

→ danielricciardo hey!

→ charles_leclerc hey!

→ pierregasly hey!

→ alex_albon hey!

→ landonorris hey!

→ carlossainz55 hey!

→ georgerussell63 true

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Please request if you have any ideas you'd like to see, and I'll do my best to bring them to life <3

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5sospenguinqueen · 1 day

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(At the fair)

Sam: So, which ride do you want to go on first?

Y/N: (points at Dean) I want to ride that.

(Dean chokes on his hot dog.)

#supernatural #supernatural incorrect quotes #supernatural imagines #supernatural drabble #supernatural headcanon #supernatural prompt #supernatural one shot #supernatural funny #supernatural fluff #supernatural dean #dean winchester #dean winchester imagine #dean winchester drabble #dean winchester headcanons #dean winchester fluff #dean winchester x reader #dating dean winchester would include #sam winchester #sam winchester imagine

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5sospenguinqueen · 2 days

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MC: I'm not doing anything today. I'm going to have a quiet day studying in the Undercroft with Ominis.

Sebastian: Fancy searching some catacombs?

MC: (abandoning her books) Let's go!

#hogwarts #hogwarts legacy #hogwarts legacy incorrect quotes #hogwarts legacy imagine #hogwarts legacy drabble #hogwarts legacy prompt #hogwarts legacy headcanons #hogwarts legacy one shot #hogwarts legacy funny #hogwarts legacy fluff #hogwarts legacy mc #hogwarts legacy sebastian #sebastian sallow #sebastian sallow drabble #sebastian sallow imagine #sebastian sallow headcanons #sebastian sallow fluff #sebastian sallow x reader #sebastian sallow x mc

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5sospenguinqueen · 3 days

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Ominis: Oh, come on. It's not my fault that Sebastian got arrested!

MC: You snitched on him, you dugbog!

Ominis: In my defence, Anne offered to hold my hand.

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5sospenguinqueen · 3 days

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Sebastian: (joking) So, when you are you going to go out with me?

MC: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?

Ominis: So, you just ran away?

Sebstian: I didn't expect them to flirt back!

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5sospenguinqueen · 4 days

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Y/N: Uh, JJ? We need to talk about your will.

JJ: What about it?

Y/N: It says here that you wish to be “buried with extra bones to confuse the archaeologists.”

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5sospenguinqueen · 4 days

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Post Tension | Charles Leclerc x McLaren! Reader

Summary: Back in the same country, Charles realises that the most important thing isn't winning; it's that he was wrong.

Warnings: Swearing, female reader, Verstappen! Reader. Tooth-rotting fluff.

This is the final part!

Part 1 || Part 2 || Part 3

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YourUserName just posted

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YourUserName something in the orange tells me we're not done

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User 1 excuse me, miss thing?!?!

User 2 not miss verstappen posting this on media day when charles and her were spotted in the background of each other's interviews

francisca.cgomes that silhoutte pic is serving 🔥

User 3 just me or does that bear have a ferrari hoodie on

User 4 he is not the love of your life. he is literally just a guy. hit him with your car

→ User 1 nah 'cause does anyone else think charles would run her off the track if she got ahead of him again

→ User 5 wtf that's his girlfriend? he wouldn't try and hurt her

→ User 6 he did push max in a puddle once

lilymhe @ alex_albon why don't you buy me this stuff

→ alex_albon because you don't support McLaren

→ YourUserName excuse me?!?! what is this betrayal

→ lilymhe @ YourUserName i can explain

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User 7 mum and dad putting those cheating rumours to rest

User 8 y/n a stronger woman than me because i would've keyed his car for implying i was sleeping with my teammate

→ User 9 actually it was arthur who implied that

→ User 10 don't drag baby leclerc into this. he was fighting in the trenches alongside us for his otp

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scuderiaferrari P4 and P8. A strong weekend for the tifosi 💪

tagged: charles_leclerc, carlossainz55

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User 9 i can't decide what i want to ride more

User 10 scoring some points in azerbaijan. well done, team

charles_leclerc why are you not posting the photos of me being #1 wag

→ YourUserName because this account doesn't post papaya, liefje

→ charles_leclerc no excuse

→ lilymhe because you are not #1 wag, clearly i am the only wag for @ YourUserName

→ charles_leclerc defamation

→ YourUserName @ lilymhe you tell 'em, bby

→ alex_albon i leave you alone for two seconds and you're stealing my girlfriend again

User 11 be still my beating heart

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mclaren P3 and P5. roll on the points for team papaya (ft mclaren's #1 wag)

tagged: YourUserName

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mclaren we apologise for interrupting your regularly scheduled papaya posts with a splash of red but you'll never guess who this racer was looking at to make him smile like that

→ maxverstappen1 sickening

→ charles_leclerc i am honoured to be awarded such a prestigious title by team mclaren

→ landonorris does this mean i can stop pretending to like y/n now?

→ charles_ leclerc @ landonorris no

→ YourUserName @ landonorris no. you're my emotional support pookie

User 11 so proud of our papayas. they did so good this weekend

User 12 i'd let y/n hit me with her car

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victoriaverstappen couldn't be prouder of you! 💕

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maxverstappen1 a disappointing dnf but very pleased for the less-famous verstappen 🧡

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redbullracing still made us proud. we'll come back stronger in france

kellypiquet well done y/n. p was cheering you on

→ YourUserName tell her i'm coming over for a pizza party soon! 🥰

YourUserName i swear he loves me really, guys

→ charles_leclerc well he threatened to run me off the track if i didn't fix things so i'd say he does

→ maxverstappen1 for legal reasons, this is a joke

→ YourUserName ah, so that's why you apologised. not because of your undying love for me

landonorris feel like that should say the more talented verstappen

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danielricciardo don't let this fool you. the man was close to tears when y/n was p1 with just one lap to go

→ danielricciardo and then cried when her tire burst

→ danielricciardo and then cried when she finished p3

→ maxverstappen1 i'll sue you for defemation

→ User13 the Grid seemed to have learned a new word this week

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YourUserName just posted

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YourUserName ik houd van je

tagged: charles_leclerc

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charles_lecerlc je sais

→ YourUserName never going to let me forget that one, are you

→ charles_leclerc no

→ maxverstappen1 no

→ danielricciardo no

→ landonorris no

→ arthur_leclerc no

→ pierregasly no

→ victoriaverstappen no

→ lilymhe no

YourUserName how about everybody get off my dick

→ YourUserName my only friends here are the lovely ladies thirsting over my hot boyfriend with me

→ User 14 you tell 'em, honey

charles_leclerc just posted

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charles_lecerlc as the people on twitter say, i would let y/n hit me with her car

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maxverstappen1 my eyes 🤮

→ charles_leclerc look away! i was going to block you for this

→ maxverstappen1 block me forever

YourUserName wow, not even a tag.

→ charles_leclerc everyone knows who you belong to, mon amour

→ YourUserName yeah, the guy who invented ice cream

→ landonorris @ charles_leclerc at least you know what to do if the racing thing doesn't work out

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Thank you for all the support shown on this series. I never expected such a response when I posted my silly little fic.

I've had so much fun making these. I have a few more ideas coming up but not loads so if you have any, please do request and I'll try my best to do them justice! <3

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5sospenguinqueen · 4 days

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Sebastian: MC! What the fuck happened to the kitchen?!

MC: I'm sorry. I was just trying to heat the dragon's egg! I didn't intend to light the kitchen on fire!

Sebastian: Well, next time.

Sebastian: Wait a minute, you were trying to do what?!

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5sospenguinqueen · 5 days

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Sebastian: It kind of seems like you're prioritising stopping the goblins over helping me save my sister.

MC: Because I barely know you?

Sebastian: Fine. Message received.

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5sospenguinqueen · 5 days

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Nina: I can't believe you talked to Kaz without getting so much as a glare! Most people can't even look in his general direction without so much as a threat.

Y/N: I mean, it would be weird if he did. We are dating after all.

Nina: ... YOU'RE WHAT?!

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5sospenguinqueen · 6 days

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(Ten Years Later)

Stranger: So, how did you two meet?

(Married! MC and Sebastian look at each other.)

MC: You know, we're not legally allowed to talk about that year.

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5sospenguinqueen · 6 days

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What do u mean not that angsty a break up and suspected cheating 😭😭😭😭 ur killing it bestie

Idk who you are but I officially love you <3 Thanks for the support

#asks

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5sospenguinqueen · 6 days

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Sebastian: So, is this a date?

MC: We're in the Hospital Wing because you got bitten by an Acromantula..?

Sebastian: Yeah, but is this a date?

#hogwarts #hogwarts legacy #hogwarts legacy incorrect quotes #hogwarts legacy imagine #hogwarts legacy drabble #hogwarts legacy prompt #hogwarts legacy headcanons #hogwarts legacy one shot #hogwarts legacy funny #hogwarts legacy fluff #hogwarts legacy mc #hogwarts legacy sebastian #sebastian sallow #sebastian sallow imagine #sebastian sallow drabble #sebastian sallow headcanons #sebastian sallow fluff #sebastian sallow x mc #sebastian sallow x reader

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5sospenguinqueen · 7 days

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(Explosion)

Garreth: Well, that definitely went better than last time.

MC: You've done this before?!

#hogwarts #hogwarts legacy #hogwarts legacy incorrect quotes #hogwarts legacy imagine #hogwarts legacy drabble #hogwarts legacy prompt #hogwarts legacy headcanons #hogwarts legacy one shot #hogwarts legacy funny #hogwarts legacy fluff #hogwarts legacy mc #hogwarts legacy garreth #garreth weasley #garreth weasley imagine #garreth weasley fluff #garreth weasley drabble #garreth weasley headcanons #garreth weasley x reader #garreth weasley x mc

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5sospenguinqueen · 7 days

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Y/N: YOU SHOT HIM WITH A GRENADE LAUNCHER! OF COURSE HE'S MAD!

Dean: WELL I'M SORRY! I THOUGHT HE'D BE TOO DEAD TO BE MAD!

#supernatural #supernatural incorrect quotes #supernatural imagine #supernatural drabble #supernatural headcanon #supernatural prompt #supernatural one shot #supernatural funny #supernatural fluff #supernatural dean #dean winchester #dean winchester imagine #dean winchester drabble #dean winchester headcanons #dean winchester fluff #dean winchester x reader #dating dean winchester would include

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5sospenguinqueen · 8 days

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Sebastian: (looking at a potion Garreth asked him to test) Do you think this will kill me?

Imelda: I honestly hope it does.

MC: Very supportive, 'Melda.

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