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the marauders mental illnesses:

james: adhd & glasses

remus: werewolf

peter: actual rat

sirius: raging homosexuality

#harry potter #wolfstar #marauders era #the marauders #wolfstarxxo on ig #lgbtq #sirius black is gay #remus lupin

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the marauders+lily as genshin quotes:

Sirius: "Aristocratic etiquette is all just for show... Just smile and nod along! I was forced to learn all of the rules by heart, but even I don't take them that seriously." -Eula

Remus: "I cannot be near crowds of people. Carefree, happy crowds of people... I simply cannot." -Xiao

James: "Lets go jumping in puddles and see who can make the biggest splash!" -Venti

Peter: "Eh, its not as bad as you've heard! Everyone falls into a trapper's pit or gets hit on the head by a falling tree now and then, right?" -Bennett

Lily: "Diluc, of Monstadt. Not interesting in idle chit-chat. If you have things you want to get done, let me know" -Diluc

Lily2: "You have my complete and full support. Of course, if your path ever devoates from justice, I will not hesitate to point it out" -Jean

#harry potter #wolfstar #wolfstarxxo on ig #harrypotter #quotes #genshin impact #genshin impact x harry potter #the marauders #incorrect harry potter quotes #lily evans

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ive realised that im nonbinary or something but its so annoying. she/they is amazingz love the vibes, awesome. but the problem is that we dont really have a good version of they in my language (which is swedish). we have "hen" but i dont like it, it doesnt work in the language and its so uncomfortable for me. but the she pronoun feels too uncomfortable. so basically i have no pronouns and i do not wish to be refered to in swedish✋✋😤😤 jk but seriously how to other enbys do when their language have no "they" pronoun. i dont feel like neopronouns fit me so idk plz help

#calling all the enbies #she/they #nonbinary #help #pls #enby #bi enby #enby stuff

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Taylor swift: She wear short skirts I wear t-shirts

me, wearing both at the same time: ,👁👄👁

#holyjily on ig #not hp #taylor swift #im bi #does that explain anything? #perhabs #perhabs not

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Can someone tell me whats up with guys and fetishising lesbians bUT having huuuge troubles with gays? I, a bisexual, told my boyfriend, a hetero, that two girl characters woube a really cute together (note that these two girls had no screen time together or anything like that) which he agreed with. But when i presented wolfstar to him, along with all facts that thy actually canon, he just looked at me like im some sort idiot. Just because they're gay doesnt un any way mean that they wanna fuck you dude, smh.

#holyjily on ig #im trying to get his homophobia to disappear #its going slow #but he better catvch tf up #his best friend is a pansexual transwoman #another of our friends is a nonbinary pansexual #then we have a caothic pink haired pansexual #and her probably bi boyfriend #and loads if other gay bitches who clearly are questionung and/or aint out #and of course #me #a bisexual #dw tho he isnt really homophobic #not hp

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They be blessing

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Published erotica: terribly written, costs money

Fanfiction on ao3: Free, isn’t affaid TO JUST USE THE WORD ‘COCK’ FFS

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sirius, drunk af:remus!

sirius: i lost a finger!

remus: no you didnt?

sirius: yes i did? see 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

sirius:

sirius now terrified: now there's too many if them!

#holyjily on ig #a conversation between me and a friend #sirius black #remus lupin #wolfstar #incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #drunk!sirius

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Being all alone with my thoughts? Aahahaa,,,, no thanks

#not hp #depression #yeehaw my dudes #im fine

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Hp characters as my different discord statuses::

Draco: murder (but in a good way)

Harry: playing with dEATh

Hermione: writing essays at 2am hit different

Ron: angst now, fluff later

Luna: !! Fish have right too !!

Pansy: a shot of vodka a day keeps your brain away

Blaise: all aboard the train to sadness town

Ginny: sleep is for the week (and me, but only in school)

Neville: playing with kittens (they're adorable)

#holyjily on ig #discord x harry potter #discord statuses #harry potter #luna lovegood #neville longbottom #hermione granger #ron weasley #ginny weasley #draco malfoy #pansy parkinson #blaise zabini #golden trio #silver trio #bronze trio #golden era

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Holy shit this is stunning

sirius and remus talk about nothing and everything 

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The fact that fish are emotianlly equpied to feel sadness after a breakup but are to dumb to feel physical pain haunts me.

#i almost atarted crying when finding out that fish can feel heartbroken #i ranted to my boyfruend about this for like 1 hour #fish #fish have rights too #idk #random #not hp

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I sure do say "I'm so depressed" a lot for someone who very aggressively denies being depressed when someone asks me if i actually am depressed for reals but I don't want to be depressed and since I haven't been professionally diagnosed and you shouldn't self diagnose I have decided that I am NOT depressed🎉

#i mean i probably am depressed #but as long as im not diagnosed then i am NOT depressed #will i ever go to a doctor to see if i am depressed? #FUCK NO #then i will actually be depressed #depression sucks #hehehe #imma kms #yeet #yeehaw #im fine

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Harry Potter AU in which Fred and George are in different houses and they steal and wear each others ties whilst doing stupid things in hope of the others house losing points

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It’s hard to write drarry because on the one had, as a fic writer you want to be careful not to go overboard, especially with a noncanon ship, and to develop the relationship gradually and naturally. But you also want to be faithful to canon. And canon is just so outrageously over the top when it comes to these two. 

Special shoutout to: 

The time in book 2 when Lucius gets annoyed with Draco because he has spent the entire summer talking about Harry Potter and his scar and his broomstick.

The time in book 2 when Draco didn’t notice the snitch was next to his face because he was looking at Harry (and Harry only sees it because he’s turning around to glare at Draco).

The time in book 4 at the Quidditch World Cup when Harry, Ron, and Hermione got into an argument with Draco while running away from Death Eaters, and Harry takes time to notice that Draco’s eyes are glittering. Even though he should have other things on his mind and the lighting is poor. 

The time in book 5 when Harry described the rest of the Slytherin Quidditch team in unflattering terms, but noticed how Draco’s hair was gleaming in the sunlight.  

The time in book 5 when Harry and Draco were making faces at each other during their O.W.L. Charms practical, and Draco got so distracted he smashed a wine glass.

The time in book six when in the middle of having a very heated altercation in Madam Malkins Harry noticed that the robes Draco was trying on looked handsome.

The time in book 6 when Harry immediately noticed that Draco had a new traveling cloak because apparently he keeps track of all his clothing.

The time in book 6 when Harry got so distracted by Draco changing into his robes that he got hit in the face by Goyle’s luggage.

The approximately 88990808 times Harry notices Draco’s hair/eyes/skin/voice/facial features

And those are just the most extreme, over the top, if-this-was-in fic-it-might-be-A-Bit-Much moments 

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every fuck buddy to lovers fic on ao3

friend: just saying... he looks at you like you're more to him than just a fuck buddy

main character, in narration: and from then on i couldn't stop thinking about what my aggressively quirky and gay best friend had said. every time my fuck buddy and i went on dates, slept in the same bed, spent intimate time confiding in each other and were romantically affectionate i couldn't help but think- could he possibly be with me for anything other then my 10 inch dick????

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My piece based on the beautiful (gorgeous, heartwrenching, outstanding, amazing) story Grounds for Divorce by the exceedingly talented @tepre !!! 

Bonus Harry close up cause I wanted y’all to see his freckles.