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bibibusinessman · 8 hours

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welcome page cuz wtf not

hi I’m Bibibusinessman

She/her, cis, bisexual

I love rowing and swimming

reading is not a hobby it is a life source

have two dogs both doodles

I like bluey, HeartStopper, Batman, pjo.

Many fandoms but mostly post about Batfam.

do not interest if racist, homophobic, transphobic, sexist, etc.

atheist

love y’all and thanks for the support!

ask me anything!

#about myself #about my blog

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bibibusinessman · 8 hours

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I feel like the batkids would watch arrested development together and then collectively start calling roofies forget me nows.

#batman #batfamily #jason todd #cassandra cain #duke thomas #dick grayson #stephanie brown #batdad #damian wayne #tim drake #Batfam #barbara gordon #kate kane #batfamily headcanons #batfam shenanigans #batfam headcanons #arrested development #will arnett #forget me nows

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bibibusinessman · 11 hours

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oh yeah, still crooked too this day lmao

Batfam as some stupid injuries I have gotten.

Dick: Stubbed his toe on the electric box thing after Bruce repeatedly told him to watch out for it.

Jason: getting a paper cut from reading a book and then bleeding all over the pages. (It was a library book)

Tim: peeling off his toenail out of boredom and then bleeding everywhere without noticing.

Steph: sliced her finger cutting an onion because she was crying so much

Cass: got hit in the face with a fishing net and had her nose bleed all over her white shirt

Damian: had a small cut, when wading in a creek, it got infected, didn’t tell anyone for weeks out of pride, had to go to the ER and get it drained and it broke his toe.

Barbara: was tipping her chair so much she fell backwards

Duke: was walking down a hill staring at his phone and ate shit.

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bibibusinessman · 13 hours

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Fast forward to 10 year old Damian.

Bruce: no iPad for a week.

Damian: “lip wobble and eyes water”

Bruce: Damian you can’t just say it!

Damian: Grayson said doing that would make you take back the punishment.

Bruce: dami you have to do it! Then I’ll maybe take it back.

Damian: childish behavior I shall not do it. Living with the consequences is more respectable.

first-time parent bruce, trying to scold 10 y/o dick: absolutely not. you’re grounded.

dick, well aware of this fact: *lip wobble and eyes well up*

bruce: wait no-

dick: *starts sobbing*

bruce: i’m sorry, it’s okay. you can do whatever you want. i’m so sorry

dick, hugging bruce and hiding his face: (:<

#dick can cry on demand and absolutely uses it for evil #the moment tears start bruce folds like a wet paper towel #dick grayson #dick teaches this trick to his siblings as well #bruce wayne #batman #robin!dick #batdad #batfamily #robin!damian

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bibibusinessman · 13 hours

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god as if I wasn’t already gay enough

I absolutely adore Jorge Jimenez’s art and I love Harley in his artstyle

#Gay #lesbian #i love girls #dc #harley quinn #i’m gay as hell

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bibibusinessman · 13 hours

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Art. True art.

a day on gotham twitter

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bibibusinessman · 14 hours

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#batman #batfamily #jason todd

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bibibusinessman · 14 hours

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brain rot I can’t think of other names

#dick grayson #genderbent #batman #batfam #genderbent bats

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#archetypes #tumblr polls

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bibibusinessman · 14 hours

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Batfams favorite fruits

Bruce: Black twig apples cuz he hates himself

Dick: bananas cuz well ya know

Jason: blackberries perfect to snack on while reading

Tim: doesn’t eat fruit. Probably has very low vitamin levels and will get scurvy

Steph: plums cuz they are her favorite color

Cass: raspberries cuz she thinks they are cute and tasty

Damian: kiwi cuz he thinks the texture is interesting

Duke: starfruit cuz he likes that it’s yellow and it’s tasty also he can throw them at people

Barbara: blueberries cuz they are good and not messy to eat while working as oracle

Kate: apples cuz they are cronchy

Alfred: British people don’t believe in fruit. It’s a myth.

#damian wayne #tim drake #dick grayson #jason todd #cassandra cain #batdad #duke thomas #batman #batfamily #stephanie brown #Batfam #batfamily headcanons #batfam shenanigans #barbara gordon #kate kane #dc comics

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#tim drake #damian wayne #cassandra cain #duke thomas #batdad #jason todd #dick grayson #batfamily #batman #stephanie brown #cass cain #barbara gordon #kate kane #dc comics #batfam #batfam shenanigans #batfamily headcanons #batfam headcanons

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bibibusinessman · 19 hours

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just finished watching the artful dodger. I’m not ok. It’s meant to be a mini series. I need a 2nd season.

#thomas brodie sangster #the artful dodger

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bibibusinessman · 20 hours

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Probably not…

Batfam as some stupid injuries I have gotten.

Dick: Stubbed his toe on the electric box thing after Bruce repeatedly told him to watch out for it.

Jason: getting a paper cut from reading a book and then bleeding all over the pages. (It was a library book)

Tim: peeling off his toenail out of boredom and then bleeding everywhere without noticing.

Steph: sliced her finger cutting an onion because she was crying so much

Cass: got hit in the face with a fishing net and had her nose bleed all over her white shirt

Damian: had a small cut, when wading in a creek, it got infected, didn’t tell anyone for weeks out of pride, had to go to the ER and get it drained and it broke his toe.

Barbara: was tipping her chair so much she fell backwards

Duke: was walking down a hill staring at his phone and ate shit.

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