this might have been said before but i’m just thinking about that ad that ryan reynolds released a while back where satan and the year 2020 met on a dating app and fell in love. they went on dates and kissed and did all that jazz. that was where we first heard love story (taylor’s version)!
a few months later, lil nas x released his music video for montero (call me by your name), which features an erotic, mildly sexual portrayal of him and satan! (which, as nas made abundantly clear, is not supposed to be interpreted literally!!!)
ryan reynolds/that ad did not get NEARLY as much backlash as lil nas x (if any at all??) despite the two videos displaying approximately similar portrayals of satan, and having the same reach/viewership.
Soft Gryffindor: scarves, for fun all-nighters, camping in the Forbidden Forest at the start of term, autumn bonfires, chugging pumpkin juice at breakfast on a dare
Rough Gryffindor: energy drinks, testing experimental floating spells off the top of the astronomy tower, turning the Slytherin common room red and gold
Soft Ravenclaw: excellent time management skills, diligent worker, smarter than you but nice about it, friendly debates, handful of easily managed electives
Rough Ravenclaw: a hot mess, so much coffee, rarely seen at meals, sleeps in the library, too many electives to keep track, says yes to everyone, always reading a mystery novel
Soft Hufflepuff: tea, florals everywhere, loves bread, great listener, inter-house sleepovers, picnics, buys everyone candy at Honeydukes, blankets for days, YA hoe
Rough Hufflepuff: always ready to fight esp. to defend a friend, chubby bunny contests at dinner, vegan but chill about it, always argues with people about how amazing bees and moths are
Soft Slytherin: conversations with the Black Lake mermaids, secretly a writer club, high fantasty novels, friends with the wood sprites, late mornings
Rough Slytherin: ingesting straight caffeine tablets, secret group meetings, kind of judgemental, parties at midnight with loud music but it's good music so no one minds, swearing and insulting you but somehow admitting they like you in the same breath
Can I have The Golden Trio accidentally over hearing some slitherins making fun of Draco because he starves himself and cuts. And then making fun of him because his dad beats him. And the death eaters rape him.
Then they basically adopt Draco into their group. They rehabilitate him. And then during Christmas Molly adopts him like she did Harry. And then Drarry at the end.