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bruciemilf · 3 hours
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haunted house uquiz by streetlighthalo
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bruciemilf · 3 hours
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Jason is trying his best to make him look vicious ; )'
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Jason is trying his best to make him look vicious ; )'
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bruciemilf · 12 hours
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I wanted to draw Harvey messing with Jason’s hair but I’m about to enter my graveyard shift and I’m sick so :) click for better quality
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I keep thinking about your TJ and I don’t think he’d have kids* BUT the concept of Bruce inviting TJ and his kids over for some family get together and telling all his kids they need to behave and be proper because TJ’s kids are NOT used to Wayne Family Antics (TM) and he shows them a picture of these perfect angels smiling all sweetly at the camera and cuddled with their mean mugging dad just for them to be actual demonic beings from Hell is so funny. Jason’s all pissed because “dammit Bruce I have to hide ALL my fucking guns” and just for these kids to say shit like “guns are so impersonal we prefer knives 🥰”
*I don’t think he’d have kids so maybe he gets his Wayne patented baby fever out by fostering kids and he just so happens to attract mean TERRIBLE children :( (he loves them with all his heart)
TJ WITH KIDS? I LOVE????
The bat kids should have the worst possible cousins in history; They parade so angelically and guiltlessly and purely, when actually, they’re probably keeping Joker as a piñata in a basement.
TJ’s youngest tried poisoning Tim 4 times, with 4 different types of venom from the snake reservoir Damian keeps in his room. “Strangely, it tastes…Good.”
Jason gawks, “you DRANK that? You little FREAK?”
“What was I supposed to do? Throw coffee away like a Neanderthal?”
“Spit it out?? You’ll die?”
“You don’t control me.”
Damian keeps trying to prove these abominations are the root of evil (they didn’t sharpen his crayons after using them) and Bruce is just like, “Your cousins need to feel welcome here. They’re very nice kids.”
Bruce knows.
TJ does, too. “These kids have the Martha Wayne gene. Good luck trying to tell them what to do.”
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bruciemilf · 20 hours
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whats the problem i don’t know well maybe i’m in LOVE! 💖💞 – (twitter) – (insta)
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bruciemilf · 20 hours
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more doodles for my cryptid bruce / shape of water au….
(if u follow my twitter they start getting horny lol….)
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bruciemilf · 1 day
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art by @BottlngSunshine
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bruciemilf · 1 day
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Oscar Isaac
Moon Knight Blooper Reel
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bruciemilf · 1 day
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Hello 😊
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bruciemilf · 2 days
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Battinson’s toothpick ass would lose his mind over Clark’s farm-grown alien titties
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Today I offer you this. Tomorrow? Who knows
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bruciemilf · 2 days
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bruciemilf · 2 days
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Spider verse edition
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bruciemilf · 2 days
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bruciemilf · 2 days
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“people in the JL hate Batman because he’s so strict” nah. people in the JL hate Batman because all of their sidekicks wanna hang out and train with the batfamily and come home asking questions like “so when are you going to get a plane?” and “why don’t you know how to do [complex judo move]?”
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bruciemilf · 2 days
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Budapest ‘87, Attila Manek
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