bnha characters as shit ive said b4
kaminari: ��if i don’t take the test then i never failed it’
bakugou: ‘i swear to fucking god i will castrate you’
shinsou: ‘i wrote this after staying awake for 3 days straight honestly what’s the point of life anymore’
midoriya: ‘sorry for dying for a bit but i’m back’
todoroki: ‘joKes on YOU my parents ALREADY hate me’
iida: ‘i will find you and personally tuck you in bed’
uraraka: ‘i would die for this man and there’s nothing you can do to convince me otherwise’
kirishima: ‘i would say don’t hurt anyone but i know that’s useless so please try not to suspended? ’
mina: ‘mamma mia was a gays only event’
jirou: ‘i am going to DESTROY this guitar. I HAVE INDENTS ON MY FINGERS FROM PLAYING IT CONSTANTLY’
hagakure: ‘i know i don’t exist to you but would you mind getting your foot off my hand?’
monoma: ‘why are you still alive? i honestly thought natural selection would’ve taken you out by now’
eraserhead: ‘yes i’m unhinged what about it’
dabi: ‘okay i knoW fire is dangerous but it makes me look hot’
kurogiri: *about shigaraki* ‘hiss demon child’
present mic: ‘honestly i’m just vibing bht if the opportunity arises i will fuck you up’
hawks: ‘hey dabi? can you come pick me up? i got stuck in a vending machine...... THEY HAD GUMMY BEARS FOR A DOLLAR YOU CANT BLAME ME’
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#relatable
at the police station
*enters Hawks to question Dabi*
*enters Endeavor as his partner*
Dabi: long time no see, father
Endeavor: father?
Hawks, who’s fucked both:
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music inspiration: Aesthetic Perfection - Love Like Lies
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Exo-l’s
If you don’t support Jongdae and his fiancee, do not talk to me, and do not follow me. You are not true fans of Exo if you are one of the people hating on them both, or trying to get Jongdae kicked out of Exo. Leave them alone and let them be happy. Stop feeling like you have any right to meddle in idol’s personal lives and tell them what they can and can’t do. Fuck off if you sent any hate towards Jongdae or his fiancee.
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so... I'M DYING RN AND I WANT Y'ALL TO DIE W ME
And you're welcome
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Things almost every author needs to research
How bodies decompose
Wilderness survival skills
Mob mentality
Other cultures
What it takes for a human to die in a given situation
Common tropes in your genre
Average weather for your setting
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The boys: Did you eat yet ?
MC: Yeah boi, i feel like a furr cat
Mystic Messenger characters as Neko Atsume cats
Seven:
Yoosung:
Jaehee:
Jumin:
Zen:
V:
Saeran:
Bonus:
MC
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I want you to know, I gotten so used to your AUs causing me pain and angst that when I look at the canon I get really confused because everyone is healthy and happy
Me too, man
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Kaminari: What's the diagnosis, doctor?
Doctor: What's your zodiac sign?
Kaminari: ? Cancer
Doctor: What a coincidence.
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petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
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Reblog if you still love Mystic Messenger in 2018!
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