Years on the internet and somehow i still click on comments sections with the insanely optimistic idea that I'll learn something new instead of being subjected to the dumbest motherfuckers online typing like their sole purpose in life is to make me want to end mine
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Dies and comes back right
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You’ve been sentenced to 400 years for multiple murders. It’s been 399 years and your jailers are starting to get nervous.
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I was looking for a way to unpurple the sky and I found a black hole spewing astral dust within the storm. I could reach into it unharmed because I was made of the same non-existence.
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Hi there! That Velociraptors in a bowl piece you did looks AMAZING and I'm curious, do you have an art blog of some form I can follow???
Hello and thank you!! This is the only blog I have but I'm not very active because I've been dealing with an art block for quite some time 🥲 I'm trying to draw again little by little tho.
Sorry!!
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I had to hold a piece of lava (it didn't hurt), and if I dropped it the world would end. So I tripped on the stairs, dropped my lava, and the world imploded into a giant, dark, stormy ocean. I was in a giant wooden teacup with a giant wooden spoon for an oar, trying to paddle while avoiding being eaten by the two velociraptors in the teacup with me.
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i’ve discovered my foster kitten will purr if i stroke her back 3 times in quick succession.
which means that my foster kitten is essentially a go kart engine
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Just remember. There is no such thing as a fake geek girl.
There are only fake geek boys.
Science fiction was invented by a woman.
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You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)
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