daughterofautumn

[daughterofautumn]

Before voting, spin the wheel and get a Lord of the Rings character.

Not sure who your character is? You can look them up on this Tolkien Gateway character list, or just vote based on vibes.

For the purposes of the game, assume your vote is not "LaCE compliant." (That is, fucking an elf does not instantly mean marriage or death for that elf.)

Poll concept from @pollsnatural.

#I got lotho sackville baggins and by all means but he was apparently a giant twat so he gets what's coming for him #text #lotr #tumblr polls #i chuckled

[daughterofautumn]

#Listen I WANT to be the shortarse with the comical number of weapons on them so I picked that one #but let's be honest I'd probably be the “yeah!” dude (gn) lol #text #i chuckled #about me #tumblr polls

[daughterofautumn]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

#happy pride month #happy pride motherfuckers #*affectionate* #text #photo #DAMN RIGHT I AREN'T #love is love

[daughterofautumn]

i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand

#hehehe jokes on you bc I actually have two nightstands so here we go #to the left of my head we mind my animal crossing star lamp a selfmade night light (kind of) and my stanley #to the right we have my reading lamp a tiny picture frame lavender spray for my pillow (best sleep ever) an alarm clock and my birth control #on the lamp also a little knitted (or chrocheted? Can't remember) mushroom and cute piggy with pink feather wings hang out #that's mostly it but like with a lot of my spaces - lots of tiny trinkets and bits and I love it. Not even starting with the drawers though #text #about me

[daughterofautumn]

replace one word in your username with boop tell me in the tags what it is

#daughterofboop #boopofautumn #hehehe... I think I really like the first one :D #text #i chuckled #happy april fools

[daughterofautumn]

‘My cat Max’ by Irina ♡

#happy spring #animals #photo #so adorable and calm #queue even am i

[daughterofautumn]

#text #animals #i am always up for good news

[daughterofautumn]

The best thing about Argylle for me?

Bryce Dallas Howard as someone with a not-supermodel-built body getting to do all the things.

She gets to punch and fight, be anxious and hysterical, show her cleverness and be the brain, do the most ridiculous stunts (two words: skating&oil), has a cat that she loves and also gets the guy in the end who wasn't just a plot device for her to evolve over.

OH and she wears combat boots with the pretty dress to kick-ass!!! We stan

As someone that's also not exactly thin (and a redhead), I absolutely loved this 🥺💗

#my posts #text #argylle #matthew vaughn #bryce dallas howard #argylle the movie

[daughterofautumn]

I saw Argylle yesterday and had an absolutely lovely evening with it.

Is it the best movie ever? Not even by far. The effects are bad most times, it's very over the top bordering on annoying and to me it schlepped a bit along in the middle and towards the very end. BUT -

I was so entertained by it! Proper ridiculous popcorn cinema that doesn't take itself seriously at all! I laughed so much and it even had a few plot twists I did not see coming.

If you have a bad day, go watch it. If nothing else, Henry Cavill in that ridiculous haircut will brighten your mood 😆 (I could not take him seriously for a second)

#my posts #text #argylle #matthew vaughn #argylle the movie #henry cavill

[daughterofautumn]

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

#i gotta admit i scrolled back up for this #i could use some good luck... and money tbh 😅 #text #animals

[daughterofautumn]

I got to hold a 500,000 year old hand axe at the museum today.

It's right-handed

I am right-handed

There are grooves for the thumb and knuckle to grip that fit my hand perfectly

I have calluses there from holding my stylus and pencils and the gardening tools.

There are sharper and blunter parts of the edge, for different types of cutting, as well as a point for piercing.

I know exactly how to use this to butcher a carcass.

A homo erectus made it

Some ancestor of mine, three species ago, made a tool that fits my hand perfectly, and that I still know how to use.

Who were you

A man? A woman? Did you even use those words?

Did you craft alone or were you with friends? Did you sing while you worked?

Did you find this stone yourself, or did you trade for it? Was it a gift?

Did you make it for yourself, or someone else, or does the distinction of personal property not really apply here?

Who were you?

What would you think today, seeing your descendant hold your tool and sob because it fits her hands as well?

What about your other descendant, the docent and caretaker of your tool, holding her hands under it the way you hold your hands under your baby's head when a stranger holds them.

Is it bizarre to you, that your most utilitarian object is now revered as holy?

Or has it always been divine?

Or is the divine in how I am watching videos on how to knap stone made by your other descendants, learning by example the way you did?

Tomorrow morning I am going to the local riverbed in search of the appropriate stones, and I will follow your example.

The first blood spilled on it will almost certainly be my own, as I learn the textures and rhythm of how it's done.

Did you have cuss words back then? Gods to blaspheme when the rock slips and you almost take your thumbnail off instead? Or did you just scream?

I'm not religious.

But if spilling my own blood to connect with a stranger who shared it isn't partaking in the divine

I don't know what is.

#huh... I wonder why this tugged at my heartstrings so much :') #text #again what learned #humans are amazing #queue even am i

[daughterofautumn]

Super fucked up that I can’t be a master-level expert in knitting AND woodworking AND silversmithing AND embroidery AND soap making AND spinning AND -

#if that ain't the fucking truth #text #same #me #I could master sewing and embroidery and weaving and thread making and and and #queue even am i

[daughterofautumn]

#text #again what learned #hehehe #lifehack #as my blog bio says - fuck 'em over with your kindness ;) #queue even am i

[daughterofautumn]

mark's back monday

#in conclusion - a business is nothing without its employees #so treat them accordingly #text #storytime #queue even am i

[daughterofautumn]

This kid is going places

#this is so cute!! #video #gif #text #you go lil dude #i chuckled #if sad #queue even am i

[daughterofautumn]

Big huge fan of the way people eyes soften when looking at people they love it’s like they can’t help but let their guard down and open their hearts up

#same #text #me #<3 #queue even am i

[daughterofautumn]

he's actually grown up quite a bit, you know? // nancy's different. she's different than the other girls.

#steve and nancy are metal as fuck okay #stranger things #gif #queue even am i