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Shuri: While you studied the blade, I studied the blade too we were classmates.
Harley: hey bro is there any blade homework due tomorrow?
Cassie: Bro, didn’t you know? The head of the man who killed your father is due tomorrow by noon.
Peter: u think the teacher will accept late work or....
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Tony: Can you two manage not to kill each other while I’m gone?
Harley: Oh please, we’re not children.
-Tony walks away-
Peter: Eat shit and die.
Harley: Fuck you.
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I read a fic a while back and I cannot for the life of me remember it’s name, and I would appreciate some help. The loose storyline is that Peter is at his internship and he’s getting coffee and building a robot I’m pretty sure and then his class walk on because they are on a field trip that he didn’t know about
Also have a photo of my dog, his name is cap after captain America
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it’s been 3 days and i can’t stop thinking abt these
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Hey! Do you have any good field trip fics? Tysm!
Here you go! 
Don’t forget to leave comments and kudos! Please be mindful of any triggers :) 
Peter Parker Goes On A Field Trip And Tries To Survive (incomplete)
“The day of the field trip, Peter was sweating. A lot. There were too many things that could go wrong and there was no way for him to stop any of them. And God-fucking-dammit, he did not want his classmates to meet Harley.”
Another Field Trip Fic
You guessed it, another field trip fic. It’s pretty similar to literally every other field trip fic out there. Harley Keener and Peter are dating in this one though.
The Ultimate Tour Guide
Michelle was ready for the day to be over before it began. It was bad enough she had to be on a bus to go to Stark Tower, but now all her classmates were making dumb bets with each other and Peter wasn’t even coming with them.
But then she saw just who their tour guide was.
Maybe the day wouldn’t be quite as boring as she’d thought.
Oh biscuits, it’s another field trip fic
Peter had to admit, for the first time since he became Spider-Man, he was looking forward to a field trip. He couldn’t wait to see Flash’s reaction.
Or Peter decides to reveal he’s Spider-Man to the world and figures why not have some fun while he does it?
wE’Re gOiNg wHeRE
Just another fic about Peter Parker and his Dumb Parker Luck. Basically Peter goes on a field trip that the Avenger’s find out about, and do the absolute most to embarrass him in front of his peers.
I’m Cold
Peter is cold and Harley is always there to be his:
a) personal heater
b) sweater provider
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Peter is cute and Harley always complies with his stupid requests and antics.
Not as Bad as I Thought
In summary, Peter Parker was 100% fucked.
He had walked into Academic Decathlon practice that afternoon, sat down right next to Ned, as usual, and got ready to shout answers at MJ when the teacher stopped everything.
It was 3:30pm when AcaDeca started, and only three minutes passed before Peter’s whole face turned tomato red. He shut his eyes in horror as Mr. Harrington described the field trip they would be taking.
To Stark Tower.
a sleepover at my house
Peter Parker was many things, forgetful being one of them. He’d paid attention in class, just not when Ms Lantz had announced the field trip location.
So, you can imagine his surprise when they arrived at Stark Industries for a tour and an overnight stay.
yes, I did add Morgan in because she’s adorable, I love her, and I refuse to leave her out of this story.
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Ryan: He can be so immature sometimes.
Alec: Remember how excited he got when he found out he could drink two caprisuns at once?
Nathan, running in to the room with three caprisuns in hand: GUYS YOU'RE NOT GONNA FUCKING BELIEVE THIS.
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Alec, at a wild party: Wow! So funny you guys! Haha- *leaves the room*
Alec, crying on the phone: Mom, kids are drinking beer I need you to come pick me up-
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Alec: I have a question. So, like, when something is suspicious, we say, 'Something smells fishy.' Why do we do that? Why is fish smell suspicious? What did the fish do? Nathan: Go the fuck to sleep
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Nathan: You can say “Have a nice day' and there's no problem. Nathan: But when you say 'Enjoy your next 24 hours’ you sound like a murderer.
Ryan:...
Ryan: Nathan, please. We're in the middle of rehearsal.
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Alec: If you rob a store naked as a minor, no one can watch the footage without committing a crime.
Nathan:
Ryan:
Ryan: Why-?
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Tony Stark + playfully teasing his kids 
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The Stark Children
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When you make a reference and someone actually gets it
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the height of men’s fashion was whatever the hell was going on with pants and collared shirts in the 70s
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leaked titles off HS2
i love louis (not affiliated in any way with louis tomlinson or associates)
my boyfriend left to get groceries and now i’m sad and horny 
yeah you heard me right those were he/him pronouns
#Sue me
i love my baby but he won’t eat his vegetables (acoustic)
token hetero one that every interviewer will bring up even if it’s not a single
boats but like, gay feat. touis lomlinson (not affiliated in any wa- oh you get the gist)
mortal enemy (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL) (WE’RE MARRIED NOW)
not medicine
not medicine pt 2 electric boogaloo
uh oh i just got asked a question about louis (4 minute interlude of stuttering)
EPIC diss track about simon cowell (warning: FIRE)
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me: i love the great british bake off! it’s so relaxing
also me: *cries as rosie drops her tart, sobs in time with michael as he tries to make choux* so relaxing
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