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eggmeatreal · 14 hours

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Ok ok

UConn is the men’s basketball team that won NCAA (Connecticut’s team)

Gamecocks (South Carolina’s team) won the women’s

Iowa and Caitlyn Clark specifically were very popular this season with both the men’s and women’s (probably why everyone told Connecticut to shut up because they didn’t care about men’s basketball)

however Iowa lost both championship games to the Tigers (Louisiana) and the Gamecocks (South Carolina)

And most people who aren’t paying attention to the games themselves would probably have thought that Iowa won (hence what Florida said)

And for OJ he and Ray Lewis were both football players and both killed people (Florida asking Maryland which one ray lewis was better at)

Everytime someone falls into the pit the bills win a game it’s superstition but it’s worked so far

Quick! Someone explain the sports section of the video! It might have headcanon worthy material

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eggmeatreal · 2 days

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Bleach blonde bad built butch body

Anyone who guesses what Loui says gets a cookie

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eggmeatreal · 4 days

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You 🫵

GUYS GUYS GUYS

I WON HARP STUDENT OF THE YEAR!!!

SO HAPPY RN YIPPEE

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eggmeatreal · 4 days

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Colorado is definitely a furry he howls every night how can we forget

Which character(s) is a furry

I've already made my statement on furry gov (TLDR he's a little furry) but what about any other characters

Probably respond when I'm out of school or in passing periods so byee

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eggmeatreal · 8 days

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I give you Louisiana / Alabama as queer platonic

guys gimme some wttt rarepairs

wanna see what sillies you guys have come up with

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eggmeatreal · 10 days

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“Canonical” skin tones revealed for each state :))) makes me want to draw again (also canon beards for some states)

#welcome to the statehouse #welcome to the table #wttsh #wttt #ben brainard #fanart #wttt fanart #wttt incorrect quotes #wttt headcanons #i say canonical in quotations because Ben doesn’t follow his own canon

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eggmeatreal · 11 days

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bothering you with questions and statements

Huzzah I’ve gotten what I asked for

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eggmeatreal · 15 days

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Please guys I want my asks filled

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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eggmeatreal · 15 days

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Mini New York

Grump

#welcome to the statehouse #welcome to the table #wttsh #wttt #ben brainard #fanart #wttt fanart #wttt incorrect quotes #wttt new york #new york #wttsh fanart #wttsh new york #wttsh incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #rat man

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eggmeatreal · 17 days

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New headcannon: Tennessee is a hoarder

Real life Tennessee has tried to pass 16 new state symbols within the past month and already has almost 40 state symbols already and is still sending bills with potential new state symbols

More under the cut :)

His room is super messy because of it and about half of the clutter is on the floor

He’s been working on organizing it in an attempt to make it look cleaner but it’s still somewhat tricky for other states to walk around the room

One of the other states once sent pictures of his room to the show Hoarders and because the tv show people called back and told them they found a different house to do the show on he now believes that his room isn’t that bad even though it is

He has a pet raccoon and a Tennessee walking horse (usually kept out side but he brings it in the statehouse at night)

He has a fish tank for his bass and catfish

Gov didn’t let him keep all his state insects ( had bees and some states are afraid of bees) in his room but the fireflies were an exception

He has an absurdly large collection of state songs that are usually piled on the floor some hang on his walls

He has pictures of different parts of his state and things he can’t fit into his room that either hang on the walls or laid in piles on the floor (ie: trees, cities, insects etc.)

After a while all his state trinkets are in different piles on the floor because he’s mostly given up looking through them and actually decorating his room

He can’t bring himself to get rid of any of his things and he keeps getting new stuff knowing he doesn’t have enough room to put it anywhere in his room

Other states have tried to help him with this few of the tactics have worked but he can’t help himself when getting newer things

CDC and Greg help Tennessee with keeping it clean for the most part (vacuuming and sanitizing)

Tennessee does organizing when his mind tells him too

He doesn’t have the most state symbols but his room is a bit more compact than others due to the way his state looks so the clutter accumulates more easily (Rhode Island has the same issue but instead of keeping physical objects he downloads pics into a folder and hangs his favorites)

His raccoon brings in a lot of trash and tends to nest in its little collection of trash (the main reason why CDC recommends that Tennessee cleans his room and why CDC helps him)

Due to the constant mess in his room most states don’t like going into it and open the door if the want to talk to him

When a state does enter his room they have to be super careful with where they step in order that they don’t break or damage any of his things

Several states have been either temporarily or permanently banned from entering his room because of this

If you have anymore traits you are free to add anything into this post :3

#welcome to the statehouse #welcome to the table #wttsh #wttt #ben brainard #fanart #wttt fanart #wttt incorrect quotes #wttt headcanons #headcanon #wttt tennessee #tennessee #hoarder #hoarding #united states

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eggmeatreal · 19 days

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may i ask for a doodle of my girl texas 👉👈

Here she is! I personally don’t have a she Texas deign so I based it mostly on yours and she has Texas’ clothes and her own lil horsey :33