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edward or jacob? bro carlisle

#twilight

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#lol

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people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets

#lol #tumblr is wack

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moceit but janus hisses when he gets really angry and patton croaks when he gets nervous so when they fight it sounds like a zoo

THIS WAS THE CUTEST IDEA EVER! I LOVE THE HC IM GONNA YOINK IT! ALSO THANKS FOR TALKING TO ME ABOUT MOCEIT I LOVE THEM!!

#sanders sides #moceit

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Baby Clifford & baby Snoopy

#lol

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Things fanfic is reputed for inserting into the source material:

Sex

Things fanfic actually inserts into the source material:

Sex

Holding hands

Bizarre misunderstandings

Meticulous descriptions of food and clothing

The author’s unaddressed traumas

Found family

Plausible explanations for existing plot holes

Additional plot holes

Exciting new frontiers in speculative physics, economics, chemistry, biology, zoology, psychology, theology, and/or ontology

Tax evasion

Gender

Very bad puns

#fanfiction #lol

[euphoria-my-love]

Being on your phone in bed at home during your free time: this sucks I'm wasting my life away what am I doing

Being on your phone at work:

#mood

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#mood

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Why is the human body like this I just woke up with really bad shoulder pain from sleeping on it weird like why did my subconscious self let that happen and why is my shoulder so fragile that it gets injured from me sleeping on it weird am I held together by toothpicks and scotch tape what is this

#mood

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I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.

#eleanor shellstrop #the good place

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Super fucked up that I can’t be a master-level expert in knitting AND woodworking AND silversmithing AND embroidery AND soap making AND spinning AND -

#mood

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#mood

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#mood

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good omens american roadtrip bit where aziraphale has to be the one navigating for them in the passengers seat but keeps forgetting to mention theyve driven by exits they needed to take miles ago. and when i say bit i mean that it happens at the end of every single scene in the car

#good omens

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some of the hardest tasks in the world include “fixing your sleep schedule” and “sending an email” and even sometimes “taking a shower.”

#mood

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#lol

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need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

#mood