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This is how I think Renesmee looks like, and I don't mean it as a eewww stinky demon doll baby.

I think she would look like a literal doll, porcelain skin but with the little blush and rosy lips, unusual eye color, healthy hair and precious curls. And the way Rosalie (yes, Rosalie not Bella) dresses her wouldn't help with her blending in with a normal human child.

I think most people go for the horrible looking puppet on Twilight that they kinda forget how she's supposed to look like.

And yes, I got my interpretation from the Illustrated guide.

I don't care about Renesmee enough to hate her, she's a little creepy and I love that honestly, you go demon baby! terrorize everyone around you, girl!

#yes I was absolutely thinking about Claudia! #effervescent

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This is how I think Renesmee looks like, and I don't mean it as a eewww stinky demon doll baby.

I think she would look like a literal doll, porcelain skin but with the little blush and rosy lips, unusual eye color, healthy hair and precious curls. And the way Rosalie (yes, Rosalie not Bella) dresses her wouldn't help with her blending in with a normal human child.

I think most people go for the horrible looking puppet on Twilight that they kinda forget how she's supposed to look like.

And yes, I got my interpretation from the Illustrated guide.

I don't care about Renesmee enough to hate her, she's a little creepy and I love that honestly, you go demon baby! terrorize everyone around you, girl!

#effervescent #the twilight saga #edward cullen #bella swan #renesmee cullen #twilight renesmee #twilight saga #twilight headcanon

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Spent my time last weekend when I should’ve been reading TSC to avoid spoilers actually being talked into watching all 5 Twilight movies with my mother… I have 4 thoughts about this

1) yo these bitches are strange as fuck there’s no way Bella was the first person to figure out that they’re vampires

2) my brother in Christ you could not catch me in any of these scenarios because again, strange. Bella is a better person than me cause I would’ve seen them walk in the first day of school and actually followed the advice of just leave them alone because they’re all weird af

3) I love Jasper Hale. Legitimately I have never seen a creature look so genuinely uncomfortable at every moment and I think that’s hilarious. That man was the first person I saw in every scene he was in because he looks so awkward all the time. The only times I can recall him looking remotely comfortable were when he was dancing at the wedding and his fight with Alice, even the rest of the training montage thing he just looked uncomfortable and I love that

4) I really wish Laurent didn’t die. He was serving so much cunt they had to kill him off and that’s just really sad

#MY THOUGHTS ABOUT JASPER EXACTLY #and I love him for that #effervescent

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Jasper looks like he enjoys solving rubik's cubes <3.

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I pretended to be 18 for so long on the internet, so when I actually turned 18 I had a horrible realization about all I saw and experienced.

#why why couldn't I enjoy the fandoms I was in the normal way? #me #just thinking stuff

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HACELOS MIERDA 1997NILOOFAR

The most important comment in this whole mess

#ghoul boys

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#ghoul boys

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watcher leaving youtube... for a streaming service????

#ghoul boys

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you sad little pervert

im happy big & sexually normal

#me

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So little fun fact.

In the Latin American translation of Twilight. Newborns are called "Neofitos" which in Spanish means "Person who's been recently converted or accepted into a religion."

And I'm obsessed with that.

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i know you guys are all super into reclaiming slurs and stuff, but you can’t just go around calling random people faggots.

#I use the word faggot for myself a lot but I've never liked other people calling me it #here in mexico is common amongst lgbt people to just call each other slurs #I don't like being called faggot by someone else #my “best friend” used to call me a Stupid Faggot because she thought it was funny #i remember being shocked when she called me that the first time and I told her not to do it again #but she just kept asking and promising that it would he the last time she wouks call me that just “one more time because it's really funny” #she never used her own queerness as an excuse but she really gave the vibe of not understanding why I was mad at being called that #she gave “I have a gay friend I can say it its okay” kind of vibe

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BEST QUEER MEDIA TOURNAMENT FINAL ROUND!!!!!

[ propaganda masterpost]

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guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening

#yes! #death note

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Gender Nonconforming Jesus: A look at art history. CW: religion, transphobia, artistic nudity, depictions of open wounds (Long post)

#sweet jesus christ on a bike

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You can know some people's opinions about my little pony by looking if they draw Twilight as an alicorn or not.

#twilight sparkle #my little pony #mlp #mlp twilight sparkle #princess twilight sparkle #mlp g4