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Losing your mind with a dance [an Umbrella Academy Five Hargreeves Fanfiction reposted from my AO3]

he twirls with extreme grandeur, losing himself underneath the bloody red sky, littered with bits of pink, and blue. ash and dust twirling similarly in the atmosphere (or what was left of it).

a wide grin stretched across his face as around him the island-like slab of what was left of the world started tearing itself into shreds. the sound of concrete cracking and the rumbling of death itself filled his ears.

he held your left hand with his right, his dominant hand clutching at your waist as your dominant hand clutched at his. his siblings were screaming and pleading with the two of you to stop and head into the portal with them.

and quite frankly, he didn't care.

you were there—no. you were here, he didn't need anything more, or anything less.

was this love? intoxication? or was this simply him, losing his mind to you… to this dance… and to the universe crumbling around him.

don't save the universe.. maybe that old man was right.

he danced, while still fucked up beyond recognition, he was as graceful as a swan on calm, sparkling water. keeping a smile on his face the entire time.

yells and pleads came from above him—specifically from an overhead balcony that had full access to this last dance.

but he didn't listen, and frankly, he didn't want to, he only wanted you. he only wanted you, and this dance to the end. he was losing his mind, and he didn't mind whatsoever! he didn't care, he didn't care at all, he only cared about you.

he loves you.

and that's all he needed.

he laughed.. loud, obnoxious, and pitchy. it would sound like a perfectly normal laugh for someone of his physique, his age. but unless you were listening carefully enough, it would be easy to miss the solemn—you could even say–deranged tone in his voice. the tone that showed how much he really felt as though he lost it all. which wasn't far off as he had already lost his family, his childhood innocence, his sanity….. and now, he was going to lose the love of his life.

“hey, but at least we're going out with a bang!” he remembered you telling him just a few hours ago …..

they were going to end it all… together.

he suddenly stopped, making you look at him with confusion.

he smiled, causing you to smile back.

his smile was warm, genuine, kind, friendly, and breathtaking. it gave you butterflies.

you held his face, and he held yours.

he took a quick glance up at the balcony and saw as his siblings had gone.

good. he thought.

they got out.

and he laughed, and he weeped. and holy guacamole—he's fucking insane!

this wasn't.. intoxication. this was love! this was pure love and ecstasy and feelings that were abnormal but felt completely right!

as his utter insanity took over he started dancing once more, now feeling his skin get hot and scratchy and ouch!— he felt like he was on fire!

but it felt good, not in a weird perverse way- but a satisfying pain that made him forget about the everlasting tightening of his chest as he looked at you, from the tips of your toes, you had started turning into dust. slowly peeling away into nothing.

next, he stole a glance at your face, which held a manic smile to which he had grown fond of.

you made him feel safe.

you made him feel as though all his problems had simply melted away.

you look down at his feet—ah, it seems as though he has started crumbling away as well.

and to be honest, it didn't hurt as much as he thought it would. but his chest still felt like it would explode any second.

a bark of laughter escaped his throat as he watched the love of his life hold him in a close embrace as you crumbled away into nothingness with a single tear running down your cheek.

it was his turn to shatter, and he simply couldn't hold his feelings in anymore as he burst out into a loud, hoarse—probably from all the laughing—scream. he screamed and threw profanities at the all knowing, quote-on-quote 'all forgiving' being. sure, he looked like a madman but who's there to judge? there is quite literally nobody there. so he continued screaming and crying and fucking cursing at all those who wronged him, to all those who made him like this.

his ears were ringing from all the screaming, his vision had black splotches all over, his chest tightened and tightened until—

everything turned black.

suddenly, everything came back. he was on tile flooring, feeling vibrations in the air ring in his ears. air rushed into his lungs as he folded into himself in a coughing fit.

finally he opened his eyes.

an elevator?

#umbrella academy season 3 #the hargreeves siblings #umbrella academy #umbrella academy klaus #tua #tua netflix #five hargreeves #number five #angst???? #fanfiction #I think ao3 hates me

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This is so poorly made but this idea flashed before my eyes

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*Klaus, Diego and Five looking at a dead commission agent*

Klaus, poking the body with a stick: Alas, poor fellow. It’s says his name was Reagan Smith

Diego: It’s pronounced RAY-gan, Klaus

Klaus: Nah, it’s pronounced REE-gan

Five, without looking up: Y’know how I pronounce him? Dead

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man I don't recall that scene in Goncharov (1973)...

You guys will just see the word "Goncharov" and hit the reblog button. You won't read anything after that anyway so I could just Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I we

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Sir Reginald: Alright, if you get caught, what are you going to do to get out of it?

Luther: Mansplain

Allison: Manipulate

Five: Manslaughter

Diego: Malewife

Klaus: Manwhore

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cinematic art

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY ⇢ 3x02 | WORLD’S BIGGEST BALL OF TWINE

So, I’ve circled all the roadside attractions along the way. I’m not sure we’re gonna have time… We have the Brownsville Big Nickel. Oh, Ricky’s Bakery has award-winning pies. If you just let me explain… Or there’s this Cow Henge. That’s it– Don’t– Listen to me. Just shut up for two seconds, okay? Just two seconds? All right? Okay, I’m all ears. We are going to Pennsylvania to find my birth mother. Yay! Excuse me? I’m sorry, okay? I’m sorry. I just needed somebody to come with me for emotional support. Oh, emotional support, like a Schnauzer? I knew you wouldn’t come if I told you, so what was I supposed to do? You’re goddamn right I wouldn’t have come, Klaus! You know why?

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not gonna lie I do lowkey live in fear that tua will end with five sacrificing himself to set everything right once and for all and then the final scene is a fresh-from-2002 baby five arriving and getting stuck in the new timeline 

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Random teen: So, what’s your name?

Five: I’m Five.

Random teen: Ha, I thought you were twelve

Five: I’M NOT TWELVE I’M- *physically grimacing* thirteen

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Lila, who just happened to be there: Says the founder of an evil time organisation.

Five: Fine! Judge all you want but...

Five, points at Luther: Half monkey!

Five, points at Diego: Got locked in an Asylum!

Five, points at Allison: Rumored her family!

Five, points at Klaus: Fell in love with a dead solider

Five, points at Viktor: Ended the world!

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Klaus: Does it come in periwinkle?

Five: Is your head being a bitch?

Five: Well, fear no more! With this great invention, all your headaches will be a thing of the past!

Five: Now introducing: THE GUILLOTINE!

The Hargreeves:

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Five: Im not ‘anti social’ Im selectively social. Theres a difference

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I only have three requirements for The Umbrella Academy season four. Hargreeves siblings mugshots, Mr. Penny Crumb, and Five and Claire interacting. I don't care if the season is shit. Those are all I need.

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the i <3 men academy. oh, and luther.

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Ok but imagine we get a parallel next season where it's Five in an asylum/mental hospital/any institution brave enough to hold him because now he's just a little guy with violent tendencies. Meanwhile Diego has evolved into happy husband/soon-to-be-father.

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Viktor: Why are you eating chow mein with kitchen tongs?

Five: More noods per scoop obviously

Klaus: Pure genius

Diego: You’re having a complete mental breakdown

Five: Its not ‘complete’ until I stop wearing pants

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WAIT YOU'RE RIGHT THATS HILARIOUS.

teacher: does anyone know what year John F Kennedy died?

five thinking he knows this: 1963

teacher, sighing: anyone here to help your classmate?

student: 1981

five: what.

i was doing math equations for math class and a couple of season 4 predictions came in mind.

the opening scene is of Klaus, Diego or Lila crashing through a glass door of a cafe, shop, chain restaurant, etc with a shit ton of food in their hands. the shop owner running out the door after them and when the door closes, the shatter is the shape of an umbrella with the signature “The Umbrella Academy” logo on it.

Klaus, Diego, Lila, and possibly Five living in a small studio apartment together.

Five goes to highschool and he absolutely CRUSHES everyone in history and math.

after school, 2/3 from Klaus, Diego, and Lila would pick him up from school and just be like, “Hey there Fivey (or possibly a fake name)! time to go home with daddy!!!” in the most embarrassing ways possible.

“I hate you all so much,”.

Lila and Klaus looks at each other.

“Oh we know babe,”

Luther works in a bowling alley, or as a mascot for a tacky restaurant.

Ben is a waiter or bartender.

Five wore his button up shirt to the first day of school and all the other students thought he was an emo.

Klaus was in utter distraught when he found out what his lil bro wore to school and bought him multiple long sleeve crew necks, sweaters, and white t-shirts to fit in with the gen-z.

Five learning Gen-Z slang.

“Haha, ok boomer *dabs*” Klaus just laughing in the background.

Lila mood swings and cravings cause baby!!!!

(I sadly couldn't come up with any about my boy Viktor cause I have no idea what he would do)