My Mom told me she found me in a Trashcan
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It’s been a while, and I have a HUGE life update. But before I share it with you, I need to talk about how my mom told me she found me in a trashcan. First, let me provide a little background.
My mom was a teen mom, and she was raised by a teen mom herself. She was essentially a baby raised by a baby, trying to raise a baby. I can understand why she behaved/behaves in the way that…
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I Misogi'd Myself
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Happy Friday-eve! Guess what? It’s 70° today in Virginia. I decided to go to a local brewery, enjoy some dinner, and let you guys know that I fucking misogi’d myself. Now before you go on and think it’s a sexual act, get your head out of the gutter. It’s not. It’s actually a lot more spiritual than you could imagine.
Misogi (禊) is a Japanese Shinto practice of ritual purification by…
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I GOT COVID ON MY BIRTHDAY
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Hope everyone is doing well. I’ve missed you all so much, but I needed to take a break because I got Covid on my birthday. I don’t know how it happened, but I was infected and needed a lot of time to rest and recover. I’m so happy to be back and get back to the grind.
First and foremost, I can’t believe I’m thirty-two! This is so wild to me. I know I always say that I really thought…
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COUTURE SAVED THE GIRL
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Happy Monday! I hope everyone’s had a great weekend. I most certainly did. My friends and I celebrated my 32nd birthday at one of my favorite restaurants. The theme of the night was “cunty.” I screen-shotted the Urban Dictionary definition just incase you needed clarification on “cunty.”
So I’m turning 32 tomorrow and I wrote this whole essay about my depression and the one thing…
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ONE WEEK INTO 2023 AND SHE'S A NEW BITCH
ONE WEEK INTO 2023 AND SHE’S A NEW BITCH
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Happy New Years!! Yes, you read this right. It’s already been a week into the new year, and I’m a new person. At the end of last year, I decided to fight against the evil voices in my head and follow my dreams. What are my dreams exactly? TO BE TRUE TO MYSELF.
I’m happy to be here. Happy to have you hear. Excited for where this takes me & most importantly, excited to speak my…
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My post-it note break up with tinder
My post-it note break up with tinder
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Happy Monday! I hope everyone had a great weekend. School just started and it’s been difficult for me to adjust. I know, in due time, everything will be alright. I just need a moment to figure it out. First things first and I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I am officially done with tinder (for now). I say, “for now,” because you never know where the world takes you.
I’m sure…
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i'll have pho with a side of chanel, please!
i’ll have pho with a side of chanel, please!
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Hope you’re doing well! I can’t believe it’s June. We are half-way through this year. Things on my end have been great. I am really shocked at how content I am. Not saying there aren’t any downs, but I’ve been able to handle my emotions lately. Maybe it’s mercury retrograde or maybe it’s me being more emotionally stable, either way I’ll take it.
Okay, so – when I entered corporate…
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I'm just like lexi from euphoria except i'm not lexi and i hate euphoria
I’m just like lexi from euphoria except i’m not lexi and i hate euphoria
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I’ve been avoiding this post because I feel like I have to explain why I’ve been gone for a while. Truth is I put this blog on the back burner for a long time even though this is something that really excites me. Every year when I make a list of things I’d like to accomplish in the new year, this blog is one of the first things I write down.
I am constantly battling the evil and…
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Just sum Bengali thots
Just sum Bengali thots
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Happy Thursday/Friday-eve!! I hope everyone had a great week. I posted a rant video on Tik-Tok the other day about what happened in Cumilla, Bangladesh last weekend. In my three minute rant, I didn’t get to cover everything I wanted to talk about. Thankfully, I have this blog so let the rant commence!
So for all of you that didn’t watch my video, here’s a recap: basically Hindu…
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Properly Buttoned
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Happy Friday-eve!! Imagine this: you buy your first pair of Chanel earrings. You are feeling so elegant, chic, and fun! One day you decide to rearrange your room and donate/throw away things that aren’t being used. It’s a new day with a new room. You put on a new outfit and reach for your Chanel earrings. The earrings are gone. That’s when you realize they were probably donated or…
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Podcast bitch
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I’m back! This past summer was chaotic. I decided to go back to school full-time while working full-time. The semester was short, but we went over the same amount of material as you would in a normal semester. The new semester just started, but I’m able to be more flexible with my time since it isn’t a chaotic rush to run to the finish line! There’s so many things I want to talk to…
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DADDY ISSUES
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Happy Father’s Day! I hope everyone is having a great day. I can’t believe the weekend is over. Also, I can’t believe I bought two of the same pair unknowingly. Let me explain!
There’s been so many sales over the past couple of months. I’ve also been traveling back and forth between Virginia and Pennsylvania. I didn’t realize I bought tan loafers from J. Crew twice and then I bought…
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RAT race bitch meets her death
RAT race bitch meets her death
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Happy Friday-eve! I hope everyone had a great day! I’m so excited for the weekend, even though all I’m really doing is homework. Yes, this bitch is going after her undergrad. I’ve finally decided to take school seriously. I’m still deciding what I want to major in, but I have a couple ideas. Anyways yeah, I’ve been super busy. Since May, I’ve been trying to adjust adding full-time…
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Temporary Closed FOR BEING A DUMB BITCH
Temporary Closed FOR BEING A DUMB BITCH
Hi friends,
I’m a dumb bitch. I love blogging. I always thinking about this blog, but I’m a dumb bitch. I had a year to finish a self-paced precalculus class, but being the queen procrastinator that I am, I waited until 3 weeks before everything is due. The final is in a week, so I’ll talk to you guys soon!
Missing and thinking about you guys always! Hope all is well!
~till next time!
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Holy shit, am i really a grown up?!
Holy shit, am i really a grown up?!
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Happy Monday! I can’t believe the weekend is over. It’s been pretty chaotic in my life lately. I’ve been traveling between Philly and D.C for work. I just got back home last Friday. On my drive back, I realized that, I am actually an adult.
You’re probably thinking, is this bitch on crack? She’s a 30 year old woman. She’s been grown. Yes, you are one-hundred percent right, but let…
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She was literally unemployed for a month
She was literally unemployed for a month
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Yes, it’s true. I was unemployed for one whole month. After I published my last post, I was in an *intense* interview process for the company I currently work for. I was worried that my erratic and bizarre internet presence would make me an undesirable employee. I had to halt all blog activities immediately.
I wanted to update you all through my journey of adjusting to a new role…
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I just got laid off
I just got laid off
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It’s been a while, almost too long and you’re probably wondering what the fuck is going on? Okay, I can definitely fill you in, but I believe we need to start at the beginning, for all intents and purposes, of storytelling.
About twenty nine years ago, in the jungles of Asia a star was born.. kidding. I was born in the Holy Cross Hospital in Dhaka, Bangladesh and we’re not going…
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