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Do you ever see something like this:

and think, "This'll be a fun little thing to read while I wait."

And then you read it and you're fundamentally changed as a person and you're left staring off into the middle distance as you contemplate life and love and connection and what it all means?

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"so who you fightin' now? gandalf?"

#sambucky #they are SO ridiculous 💖 #sam wilson #james bucky barnes

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when you want to draw a hungover tony and you end up drawing for 10h an angsty comic

#stony #steve rogers #tony stark

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art by @BottlngSunshine

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calling a work of fiction "saccharine and masturbatory" to indicate that it is awesome. just like sugar and cranking off

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having a crush is so mortifying. yes i want you so bad and yes thinking about you makes me sick. someone needs to beat me on the head with a hammer

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fuck this whole world

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— Frank Bidart, from “Half-light: Collected Poems 1965-2016; ‘The Third Hour of the Night’", published c. 2017.

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okay americans i gotta ask because as an European i grew up with lots of american shows and cartoons and in a lot of them there was an episode where they give the protags a doll or an egg or a bag of flour or whatever and told them pretend to be its parents or something

#by the time i took my childhood development class it was an actual baby doll that we took home #but im sure before that it was a sack of flour or something equivalent

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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Alright, to ao3's soon to be arriving Wattpad Refugees, a basic guide to general user culture:

1.) Unlike Wattpads vote system that let's you like each chapter, the ao3 equivalent kudos only allows one per work. Everyone is generally quietly annoyed about this. To engage with each chapter, you're heavily encouraged to comment. Trust me, it makes people's day.

2.) Ao3 has no algorithm. By default it's latest updated work first. You can find things to your taste through searches, filters and tags.

3.) 'No archive warnings apply' and 'user has chosen not to use archive warnings' mean two very different things. No archives warnings means the work is free from any content that could require a warning tag (character death, graphic depictions of violence, non-con, etc). User has chosen not to use archive warnings means it could contain any of the warning content, be it hasn't been explicitly tagged. Treat it like an allergen. No archive warnings apply is allergen free. User has chosen not to use archive warnings, may contain traces or whole chunks of the allergen. If you're likely to have a bad reaction, maybe don't take the risk.

4.) Speaking of warnings, ao3 has very few restrictions on the type of work that's allowed. Whatever your personal thoughts or feelings on that are, thats how the site is. You're likely to run across some dark subject matters and a lot of people are uncomfortable with reading that. You're well within your rights not like these works and have your opinion on whether they should be allowed, but harassing the authors of such works (or any works) is more likely to come back on you than them. Ao3 operates on a strong policy of 'don't like, don't read'. Use the tagging system to your full advantage to only engage with the kind of works you want to see.

We look forward to welcoming you all and seeing the fantastic works you create. Happy writing!

#did wattpad finally implode

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It is what it is but like. Can it be something else

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That smile..

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I saw the One Word prompt form The Lab, and I have to draw it.

#stony #steve rogers #tony stark #marvel

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What’s better than a hot bath with your lover ?

#but with whom can you sit in water #steve rogers #tony stark #marvel

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how?? just how?

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[repeating to myself in the mirror] it is fine to write serviceable workaday sentences. not all of them have to be the God-King of Sentences, beautiful in structure, deft in word choice, gilded in metaphor, etc. sometimes a guy has to get from one side of a room to the other.