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Janet: I'd date you.

Jack: What?

Janet: I SAID I HATE YOU.

#source: unknown #three's company #janet wood #jack tripper #incorrect quotes

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Larry: I would walk through fire for this family.

Larry: Well not FIRE because it's dangerous. But a super humid room.

Larry: But not too humid, because my hair.

#source: twitter #three's company #larry dallas #incorrect quotes

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Jack and Janet: Hey, what are you doing later?

Terri: Having my night ruined by whatever you're about to ask me to do.

#source: quotes-of-various-fandoms #three's company #jack tripper #janet wood #Terri Alden #incorrect quotes

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Larry: Who would win in a battle between Jack and Terri?

Janet: I can't answer that, Jack is my husband!

Larry: So, Terri?

Janet: Yeah.

#source: friends #three's company #larry dallas #janet wood #jack tripper #terri alden #incorrect quotes

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Janet: Can you go to the store and get a carton of milk? If they have avocados, get six.

Chrissy, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avocados!

#source: unknown #three's company #janet wood #chrissy snow #incorrect quotes

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Three’s Company + Reductress Headlines, Part 2

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Janet: I can't seem to do anything right now!

Jack: I never thought I'd have to say this, but there is only space in this apartment for one unstable roommate and I have held that title for a very long time, so you are going to have to GET IT TOGETHER.

#source: schitt's creek #three's company #janet wood #jack tripper #incorrect quote

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Terri: Janet, have you seen Jack?

Janet: I'm not seeing Jack!

Terri: What?

Janet: What?

#source: friends #three's company #terri alden #janet wood #jack tripper #incorrect quotes

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Janet: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate. Like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Jack: This is a lie.

Jack: I'm literally dating her. This is a lie.

Jack: SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE. WHAT IS THIS.

#source: unknown #three's company #janet wood #jack tripper #incorrect quotes

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Janet: What's the worst decision you've made while drunk?

Jack: Not to brag or anything, but I don't need to be drunk to make bad decisions.

#source: unknown #three's company #janet wood #jack tripper #incorrect quotes #submission #magical-hag #(thanks steph lol i just saw this)

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Janet: While I'm gone, Jack, you're in charge.

Jack: Yes!

Janet, whispering: Terri, you're secretly in charge.

Terri: Duh.

#source: incorrect-hermitcraft #three's company #janet wood #jack tripper #terri alden #incorrect quotes

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Terri, on the phone with Janet: Jack and Cindy built a flamethrower.

Janet: Oh my god.

Terri: Yeah, you should probably get over here.

#source: texts from last night #three's company #terri alden #janet wood #jack tripper #cindy snow #incorrect quotes

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Larry: I've got this weird feeling inside.

Jack: That must be your conscience.

Larry: Aw, man. I thought I finally got rid of that thing.

#source: unknown #three's company #larry dallas #jack tripper #incorrect quotes

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Jack: I know that we're best friends but I would totally kiss you if you asked.

Janet: What?

Jack: What?

Terri, in the background eating popcorn: He said he would totally kiss you if you asked.

#source: reddit #three's company #jack tripper #janet wood #terri alden #incorrect quotes #hey lol

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Mrs. Roper (hands breadsticks to Jack): These are old!

Mr. Roper: You are what you eat!

Mrs. Roper: Jack, give Stanley his order of Miserable Bastard.

Source: Everybody Loves Raymond

#source: everybody loves raymond #three's company #mrs. roper #helen roper #mr. roper #stanley roper #incorrect quote #submission #chelsearaesforest #(i didn't get a notification for this sorry for just seeing this now ah!!!)

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Janet: Mr. Furley! Have you no dignity?

Mr. Furley: Of course not! How long have you known me?

#source: the muppets #three's company #janet wood #mr. furley #ralph furley #incorrect quotes

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Janet: Do you take constructive criticism?

Larry: I only take cash or credit.

#source: tumblr #three's company #janet wood #larry dallas #incorrect quote