going thru mood swings makes me feel like a sim its so embarrassing
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THEY KEEP ASKING ME IF I WOULD DIE FOR THEM AND I KEEP ASKING WHY THEY WANT ME DEAD
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of course that character lives in my brain rent free do i look like a fucking landlord to you?
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wish i could call in bitchy to work
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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
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i keep thinking about that one blogger on here who mentioned applying to 80+ jobs and still not getting a single callback
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this couldn’t be said any better
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I know some fic writers get stressed about writing tropes they think are too popular or overdone, and I need you all to know that I just spent 4 hours reading every iteration of the same exact fic plot I could find, and they all brought me an indescribable amount of joy. Listen. Listen. Sometimes you want cakes of many flavours and sometimes you want Nine Carrot Cakes
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You wanna volunteer?
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i don't know who needs to hear this, but guilt, self-hatred and shame are not sustainable sources of growth and healing. you can't hate yourself into feeling better, or being better. you can't repeatedly punish yourself for your flawed humanity and expect wholesome results.
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this is by far my favorite safety/warning sign btw. they really went off with this one
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just curious as they're always things i've never questioned just doing but people in my life are often surprised that i don't mind doing them alone
🔁 pls reblog for sample size
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twelve years old bitches wanna be creative with their usernames on tiktok but no one will beat Julian Tuwim at creating banger nicknames
🔥🔥🔥
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