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@sc3n3kid and all the rest of you lovely mfs :3

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Hi.

Hi :)

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Massachusetts: Back in my day-

Maine: Shut the fuck up, it hasn't been your "day" for over three centuries now. You're practically ancient history at this point. They've found fossils younger than you. Sit down.

Louisiana: [avoids responsibility (sips daiquiri)]

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Oop sorry I didn't even check if this was actually a new blog. Got too excited about the headcanons 😬

Lol it’s fine 😅

#:D

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Eeeeeeekkkkk my boyyy (y’all know that it’s NY) and Cali hc’s!! \o/

-NY is 100% a hugger when it comes to those he loves. Especially if they are sad, he can sense it and will trap them in a hug. Doesn’t matter how much taller or shorter they are than him, he will hug them. Ofc, he will let go if he knows that they don’t wanna be touched. But otherwise, hug.

-he has REALLY bad social anxiety. To the point where it’s hard for him to even place orders at restaurants or talk to the cashier when checking out at the store.

-He is impossible not to scare. He hates to admit it, but he is the jumpiest mf ever.

-he also really hates taking off his beanie cuz his hair is an absolute fluffy wreck and it makes him look even more adorable than he already is, and he wants to look intimidating.

Now Cal!!

-can and has thrown Texas around like a ragdoll

-3rd tallest state

-Florida dragged him down to his state and Cali nearly died. Multiple times.

-is a nerdy dumbass-/silly

#also new wttt blog hiiiiii #<— prev tags #sorry bro this ain’t a new WTTT blog lol #it’s me SleepDeprivedSimp234 #this is my sideblog 😅 #I made a post about why I have this sideblog on my main acc

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~main 6’s reactions to being hugged~

California: hugs back with a smile on his face

Florida: hugs back with a smile on his face but he snatches your wallet or phone

Gov: he won’t hug you back, but he might cry a bit and/or fall asleep

Texas: It would probably be something along the lines of:

~Texas: W-what’s this?

~Person hugging him: Something your father clearly never gave you. A hug.

~Texas: *hugs back and starts crying*

Louisiana: hugs back with a smile on his face and eventually starts cuddling the life out of whoever is hugging him. Good luck escaping cuz he’s asleep now and moving would be illegal.

New York: oops- he broke- welp good luck fixing him 🕳️🤸🏽‍♀️

#wttt main 6 #wttt #wttsh

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Louisiana: I just inhaled an entire can of febreze and I am trippin’ ✨BALLS✨ right now-

Gov: Omg why would you do that?!?!

Louisiana: better question is: WHY AM I STILL ALIVE 🤠-

#wttt louisiana #wttt

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NY: *runs past with pile of laundry in his arms*

Penn: Is there a reason you’re running 😑

NY: This song only has 30 seconds left

Penn: What does that have to do with running 🤨

NY: The only way I can get things that I don’t like doing done is if I turn them into some kind of game or competition.

Penn: So you choose one task per song and try to get it done in that time?

NY: If I was an amateur maybe 😒 No I get the whole cleaning process done in one song.

Penn: Don’t you think that’s a lil unrealistic 🤨

NY: Aaaaannnnndddd done. *picks up phone* 10 seconds left! That’s a new record 😁✨

Penn: *genuinely impressed* I stand corrected 🤐

#welcome to the table #wttt headcanons #ben brainard #welcome to the statehouse #wttt #wttsh

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!!Human Name HC’s for the states!! (Don’t question the last names nor the fact that only some have middle names 🤠🩴)

Alabama: Alan Johnson (Nickname: Al)

Alaska: Ivan Morozov (Nickname: None)

Arizona: Alejandro Desilva (Nickname: Ali, Ro)

Arkansas: John Merryweather (Nickname: Johnny)

California: Calvin Solester (Nickname: Cal, Calv)

Colorado: Colton Fournier (Nickname: Col, Colt)

Connecticut: Connie Laurel Kirkland (Nickname: None)

Delaware: Darrel O’Connor (Nickname: None)

Florida: Flynn Martinez (Nickname: None)

Georgia: George Casey (Nickname: Georgie, Geo)

Hawaii: Aolani Kekoa (Nickname: Lani, tho only Alaska can call her this-)

Idaho: Ian Ryder (Nickname: None)

Illinois: Isaac Williams (Nickname: None)

Indiana: Indiana Jones :3 (Nickname: Indi, Diana)

Iowa: Michael Sawyer (Nickname: Mike, Mikey)

Kansas: Kayden Tarrel (Nickname: Kay, Kaydee)

Kentucky: Ken Davidson (Nickname: Kenny)

Louisiana: Louis Beaumont (Nickname: Lou, and his first name is pronounced Loui)

Maine: Mac Barkley (Nickname: None)

Maryland: Merri (yes we must be fancy-) Smith (Nickname: None)

Massachusetts: Matthew Mayflower Kirkland (Nickname: Matt, and Mattie which was given to him by NY)

Michigan: Omar Johansson (Nickname: None.)

Minnesota: Marley Dickinson (Nickname: Mar)

Mississippi: Morgan Mackentire (Nickname: None)

Missouri: Max Haroldson (Nickname: None)

Montana: Monty Lambert (Nickname: None)

Nebraska: Nicholas Elsher (Nickname: Nick)

Nevada: Nathan Hansley (Nickname: Nate)

New Hampshire: Niles Barkley (Nickname: None)

New Jersey: Vincent Kirkland (Nickname: Vin, Vinny which was also given to him by NY 🥺)

New Mexico: Stephen Sanchez (Nickname: None)

New York: Micah Rosales Kirkland (Nickname: None)

North Carolina: Nigel Hudson (Nickname: None)

North Dakota: Noah Lopez (Nickname: None)

Ohio: Buck Foxworthy (Nickname: Bucky. If you call him this, he might kill you so maybe just don’t-)

Oklahoma: Kai Campbell (Nickname: None)

Oregon: Owen Mire (Nickname: None)

Pennsylvania: Adam Jones (Nickname: None)

Rhode Island: Rhodey Nelson (Nickname: None)

South Carolina: Sebastian Hudson (Nickname: None)

South Dakota: Scott Lopez (Nickname: Scotty and only ND and his s/o can call him this. Anybody else will be dropped in the road during Sturgis.)

Tennessee: Sam Maxwell (Nickname: Sammy)

Texas: Terrence Morales (Nickname: Ter, Terry)

Utah: Peter Rickinson (Nickname: None)

Vermont: Malcolm Barkley (Nickname: Mal)

Virginia: Virginia Adams (Nickname: Ginny)

Washington: Whyatt Wesley (Nickname: None)

West Virginia: Wilson Adams (Nickname: Will, Willy)

Wisconsin: William Anderson (Nickname: Will, Willy. Him and WV get confused sometimes.)

Wyoming: Taylor Beckett (Nickname: Tay, Tay-Tay don’t call him this. Florida almost died.)

Gov: Eli (Ee-li) Jones (Nickname: None)

IDC: Elizabeth Jones (Nickname: Lizzy, Liz)

CDC: Drew Lynch (Cuz that’s who plays him and I’m lazy af)

FINALLYYYYYY!! This took too dang long 😭😭😭

#welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard #wttt headcanons #wttt #wttsh

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Eeeeeeekkkkk my boyyy (y’all know that it’s NY) and Cali hc’s!! \o/

-NY is 100% a hugger when it comes to those he loves. Especially if they are sad, he can sense it and will trap them in a hug. Doesn’t matter how much taller or shorter they are than him, he will hug them. Ofc, he will let go if he knows that they don’t wanna be touched. But otherwise, hug.

-he has REALLY bad social anxiety. To the point where it’s hard for him to even place orders at restaurants or talk to the cashier when checking out at the store.

-He is impossible not to scare. He hates to admit it, but he is the jumpiest mf ever.

-he also really hates taking off his beanie cuz his hair is an absolute fluffy wreck and it makes him look even more adorable than he already is, and he wants to look intimidating.

Now Cal!!

-can and has thrown Texas around like a ragdoll

-3rd tallest state

-Florida dragged him down to his state and Cali nearly died. Multiple times.

-is a nerdy dumbass-/silly

#welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard #wttt #wttsh #wttt new york #wttt california

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Massachusetts: Leave me alone, you baby 🙄

New York: *neutral OnO face*

Massachusetts: *physically can’t handle the cuteness and tackles him* Oh you’re my baby, and *sniffle* I love you so much 🥹

New York: OvO

#welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard #wttt #wttsh #wttt new york #wttt massachusetts #face it Mass #your little brother is cute and you know it #he probably knows it as well

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Another random NY hc that I came up with (basically me rambling bout stupid stuff again):

(⚠️TW⚠️ abuse, and the slitting of throats)

So it’s basically canon that England is an abusive piece of sh*t, like we’ve all confirmed this. And Ben has that neck scar, so I was thinking "How did the states get those scars?" And then my brain clicked and said "NY’s scar definitely had something to do with England."

And now today I decided: "Y’know what? Fvck it I’m giving NY some sort of vocal issues, perhaps damage to his vocal cords/larynx." Then there’s the "How did it happen?". So ofc im like- Oh yeah I still need to find out what England did to give NY that neck scar.

So then I put all the pieces together and:

Basically im thinking two things:

-1. New York was protecting another colony or some other person that England was yelling at, and England grabbed him by the neck, dragged him away, and sl!t his throat, around the area where NY’s larynx (which is basically your voice box) is. It didn’t kill NY, but that’s only cuz Massachusetts found him and patched him up, though after that NY couldn’t speak very well because his vocal cords were damaged.

-2. OR: During the Revolutionary War, when England held NY captive for seven years, he would torture and beat NY to get "information" that York didn’t have. And uh- once the beating got pretty violent (as if it wasnt already-) because England was drunk and ended up doing some serious damage to NY’s neck/voice box area.

So um nowadays, York can’t speak very loudly without physically straining his voice to be loud, and his voice cracks when he does that. His yells/screams are quieter, his voice is quieter, and even his laughter is kinda quiet (which honestly makes it more adorable-).

Sometimes, he’ll be arguing with another state and it’ll get heated and he’ll raise his voice, only to have it crack a bit. Some states feel bad, some feel scared, or others just tease him about it (they usually mean it to be affectionate in a way, but NY acts like it doesn’t hurt him, when in fact it does. A lot.)

He was definitely the kid in school that would always be told to "Speak up" and "Talk louder" when reading. And he would strain his voice to be louder, but it would crack and he would be embarrassed when the class would chuckle about it. Only a few times has he run out of class because of it.

Ok- this part is kinda cute tbh. His laugh, which is very rare btw, is kinda quiet as well. See he’s got this soft squeaky-hiccupy high pitched fox laugh that’s really cute as it as, but it is somehow more adorable when it’s quiet, even though the reason for its quietness is very depressing. He definitely gets affectionately teased for it because nobody would expect a strong stoic moody NE state like New York to be able to sound so cute and sweet. There’s plenty of "Aww~ Who knew the big bad NY could have such an adorable laugh?~" or "Aww~ You should laugh more!~" teases.

Please feel free to add on to this :)

#welcome to the table #wttt headcanons #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard #wttt #wttsh #wttt new york #wttsh new york #i love torturing my blorbos

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So y’all get to give the Main 6 hugs :] (can be seen as platonic or romantic) That’s it. That’s the title lmao. Anyways-

Texas:

Y/N: *you come up out of nowhere and hug him from behind whilst he is working*

Texas: JESUS- ya scared me *clutching his chest*

Y/N: You looked like you needed this.

Texas: W-w-what is this….?

Y/N: Something your father clearly never gave you. A hug :)

Texas: *just tears up and hugs you back*

Y/N: Are you- Are you crying…?

Texas: Shut up I’m not crying-

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New York:

Y/N: *you randomly hug him*

New York: *tenses up with a small gasp*

Y/N: Why so tense?

New York: *relaxes slightly but is still kinda tense* I-Idk…. Guess I’m just not used to hugs.

Y/N: Guess I probably shoulda asked before just snatching ya huh?

New York: Yea….

Y/N: I can stop if ya want me to.

New York: NO- I mean- no…. This is fine *mumbles* and it feels nice…

Y/N: Pfft- Okay then~

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Louisiana and Florida (you cannot separate these two-) :

*you guys are watching a movie and you randomly pick Loui up and hug him*

Louisiana: Huh?? *panics for a second*

Y/N: Hey silly :]

Louisiana: Oh- hey sha :)

Florida: Hey where’s my hug :(

Y/N: *sigh* C’mon Florida OOF-

Florida: *tackles you both with a hug* >:]

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California:

Haha he’s the one hugging you-

California: *traps you in a bear hug* :]

Y/N: *you are startled at first but then you just sigh fondly and accept your fate* Hey Cali :)

California: Hi Y/N :D

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Gov:

*its like- 3am and you randomly emerge from the shadows, snatch this boi and throw him on the bed trapping him in a hug*

Gov: *half asleep* Y/N Nooooooo I have work :(

Y/N: Sleep first, work later ya goofball.

Gov: Please? 🥺

Y/N: Pfft- Cute but no. Go to sleep, the work’ll be there when you wake up.

Gov: *whines in defeat and just goes completely limp*

#welcome to the table #wttt headcanons #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard #wttt #wttsh #wttt texas #wttt new york #wttt louisiana #wttt gov #wttt california #wttt florida #wttt main 6

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Wholesome NY hc’s cuz nobody asked:

-NY actually really enjoys watch sunrises/sunsets and will sit on top of high up building in the city and watch them

-He’s really good at singing, and he kinda sounds like a mix between a gender bent version of Mitski and Cody Fry

-speaking of Mitski, he listens to her and his favorite song is "I Bet On Losing Dogs” (literally listening to it rn and it’s so good omg- especially the intro 😭😭 It hurts so good-)

-(TW: drug mention) One time (okay it was defo more than once-) Colorado snuck weed in York’s coffee and everybody nearly died to cuteness because York was acting very playful and cuddly

-he doodles on literally any piece of paper he has with him, even some of his state work will have little doodles of cats riding skateboards in the corner.

-he really likes oversized clothes. They just make him feel safe.

-York really loves hyper-pop and how it bounces around his mind like a ping-pong ball

-he has a fluffy rug in his room that he’ll just lay on top of whilst listening to music and staring off into space when everything gets too much for him.

If y’all have anymore NY hc’s, feel free to hand em over to me :3

#welcome to the table #wttt headcanons #welcome to the statehouse #wttt #wttsh #wttt new york #wttsh new york

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You heard me 🔫🤠 Now go get urself a snack and a nice cool glass of water bi-