#it’s me SleepDeprivedSimp234

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ok here we go, as promised, queerplatonic floui headcanons!

*proceeds to sit and stare at the computer for like ten minutes, motionless*

ah-hah ok, the headcanons have loaded, there they are under the cut:

they know each other so so well. they can almost always predict what the other is thinking or planning, and most often they're the first to notice when the other is feeling sad or annoyed or whatever. they just. they get each other

you know that butterflies feeling you get when you're thinking about a crush or whatever? (I dunno, I'm told that's what happens when you allos get crushes) there's little to none of that between Loui and Flo. they're so comfortable with each other that there's no reason for nervousness, or quick heart rates, or whatever else you alloromantic people claim you feel

Loui is chill like 90% of the time, right? but he absolutely cannot keep his cool when he's talking to Spain, because he's just so furious that Spain was, um, not the best parent to Florida

Florida is a bit romance repulsed, and Loui is so so careful about making sure that nothing they do makes Florida uncomfortable (like, they cuddle and all that, but no kissing on the lips, but Florida does like it when Loui kisses his forehead or fingers- and there are just so many little things that Loui makes sure Florida likes before he does them)

they call each other "Floridile" and "Louigator" (found this one in my notes, I apparently came up with it like months ago and completely forgot)

when Florida gets a new hyper fixation, he's always so excited to go over and tell Loui all about it, and Loui just sits and watches him with the dopiest smile because he's so happy to see Florida so excited

Loui struggles with self doubt sometimes, and when he does, Florida always goes right to him. he'll try to distract Loui with TV or crime or goofy stories, but if Loui's not feeling it, he'll just sit there. y'know, to show that he'll always be there for him

they're absolutely codependent, but, like, in a cute way

please feel free to share your own queerplatonic floui hcs if you have any; I always love to hear more about my boys

(@sleepdeprivedsimp234 @lunearobservatory @misery-has-no-company-now, thanks for being willing to hear me ramble haha)

#wttt #wttt headcanons #wttt florida #wttt louisiana #wttt floui #welcome to the table #my boys <333 #they just. they make me so happy #forget jack and rose I want what these two have #(ie a qpr rather than a romantic relationship)

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A Calivada Essay in Song Lyrics

Lowkey inspired by @sleepdeprivedsimp234's song lyrics posts I decided to let my instincts win and put together a post full of song lyrics that are Calivada-coded to me. (Since the latest episode got me fully back on my Calivada bullshit. You could say they took a high-speed rail straight into my heart. )

The songs are roughly in order with how I picture the progression of their relationship. It starts with the early days of the Gold and Silver rushes and the Wild West, marked with periods of stormy and reckless whirlwind romance. Then it progresses into the early 20th century, with them growing apart, and yet together: Nevada finding his identity in casinos and sin, and California giving into the hedonism of Hollywood. Somewhere along the line, they became on-and-off again FWB, coming together when they're drunk, or lonely, or hopeless... or all of the above, locked in a frankly toxic and tumultuous co-dependent relationship. Not quite enemies, not quite lovers, definitely not friends... (or so they'll say).

Just... them. Anyway...

A bunch of these have been compiled from suggestions from various people over the past year-ish and some are just my shitty millennial taste in mid-2000s pop rock.

Link to actual playlist here

PART 1: "We're meant to be together like silver and gold"

California and Nevada meet for the first time. There's an immediate attraction to each other-- is it really love or is it simply a lust for the sparkle of silver and gold? Either way, it's a force of nature when they come together.

Silver and Gold- Parade of Lights (Cali's perspective)

Can you let me in if I take you home? / I'm never giving up 'cause I can't let go / I feel it in the air, feel it in my bones / We're meant to be together like silver and gold

Silver Stallion- The Highwaymen (Cali's perspective)

I'm gonna find me a reckless woman / Razor blades and dice in her eyes / Just a touch of sadness in her fingers / Thunder and lightning in her thighs

And we're gonna ride / We're gonna ride / Ride like the one eyed jack of diamonds with the devil close behind / We're gonna ride

Reckless Love- Bleachers (Nevada's perspective)

So give me a chance to remember / What I've given up to defend ya / I would burn my dreams away / Just to stand in the thankless shadows of your reckless love

gold rush- Taylor Swift (Nevada's perspective)

What must it be like / To grow up that beautiful? / With your hair falling into place like dominos / I see me padding 'cross your wooden floors / With my [49ers] t-shirt hanging from the door / At dinner parties / I call you out on your contrarian shit / And the coastal town We wandered 'round had never / Seen a love as pure as it / And then it fades into the gray of my day old tea / 'Cause you know it could never be

Stardust- MIKA (Nevada's perspective)

I could put a little stardust in your eyes / Put a little sunshine in your life / Give me a little hope that you'll feel the same And I wanna know if I'll see you again / See you again Funny how the time is rushing by / And all the little things we leave behind / But even then, in everything I do / Is a little bit of me, a little bit of you / When will I see you again?

Addict- Silva Hound (I think this is from Hazbin Hotel lmao) (Nevada's perspective)

So what if I misbehave? It's what everybody craves / You already know / So come if you're feeling brave / And fancy yourself a mate

You want it, I got it, see what you like? / We could have it all by the end of the night / Your money and power, my sinful delight / A hit of that heaven and hell, a hell of a high

PART 2: "We are brief summer lightning (we are sparks that spiral upwards in the darkness in the night)"

As they spend more time together, their affection for each other grows. They'll deny that they were ever in love, but the history between them doesn't lie.

Wild as You- Cody Johnson (Cali's perspective)

You're like wakin' in the morning by a mountain stream / You're like watchin' an eagle floating on the breeze / And as I listen to you dreaming by my side / I wish I could call you mine

But you belong where the four winds blow / Out where the untamed mustang roam / Like a sweet summer rain passin' through / Never seen anything wild as you

Hymn for the Weekend- Coldplay (Cali's perspective)

Oh, angel sent from up above / You know you make my world light up / When I was down, when I was hurt / You came to lift me up / Life is a drink and love's a drug / Oh, now I think I must be miles up / When I was a river, dried up / You came to rain a flood

Summer Lightning- Garnet Rogers (Nevada's perspective)

We are brief as summer lightning / We are swift as swallow's flight // We are sparks that spiral upward in the darkness in the night / We are frost upon a window / We won't pass this way again / In the end only love remains

Peaceful Easy Feeling- The Eagles (Cali's perspective)

I like the way your sparkling earrings lay against your skin so brown / I wanna sleep with you in the desert tonight / With a billion stars all around

Death Valley Queen- Flogging Molly (Nevada's perspective)

Death valley queen where have you been? / Since they crowned you in glory / Filled your head with dreams / But it still goes to show in every desert / There's a rose that's bloomin' for all to be seen

House of Memories- Panic! At the Disco (Nevada's perspective)

Those thoughts of past lovers, they'll always haunt me / I wish I could believe you'd never wrong me / Then will you remember me in the same way as I remember you?

Baby, we built this house on memories / Take my picture now, shake it 'til you see it / And when your fantasies become your legacy Promise me a place / In your house of memories

Joy Ride- The Killers

(I showed enough restraint to wait until ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE to include a Killers song. Y'all should be proud /s )

It's gettin' close to sundown over the Sierra / Stranded on the heatwave, burnin' with desire / She was on the sidewalk, looking for a nightlife / We talked about the real things and drove into the fire

Headlights on the highway, the desert wind is howlin' / Rattlesnakes and romance are spillin' with the rain / Candy apple red dress, bleedin' when she kissed me / Heaven a ragtop, take away my pain

PART 3: "Just call me angel of the morning, angel..."

The relationship has lost its initial shine and turned tumultuous. Difference in personality emerge and disagreements become common. And yet, they still can't keep their hands off each other... maybe they both like the drama. They are both performers, after all...

The Way it Was- The Killers (Nevada's perspective)

I drove through the desert last night / I carried the weight of our last fight / Elvis singing "don't be cruel" / And I wonder if you feel it too / It's like we're going under

Somewhere outside the lonely Esmeralda county line / The question of my heart came to my mind

If I go on with you by my side / Can it be the way it was when we met? / Did you forget all about those golden nights?

Bend and Break- FM-84 feat. Ollie Wride (Cali's perspective)

Leave your reason at the door / 'Cause the writing's on the wall / The sunshine's gone / Maybe it's too soon to call / But we've both been here before , so I'm waiting on

No our music it ain't done, 'cause I found our revelry / In the highways and the dancehalls that filled our history

Angel of the Morning- Juice Newton (Nevada's perspective)

There'll be no strings to bind your hands / Not if my love can't bind your heart / There's no need to take a stand / For it was I who chose to start / I see no need to take me home / I'm old enough to face the dawn

Just call me angel of the morning, angel / Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby / Just call me angel of the morning, angel / Then slowly turn away from me

Body- Jordan Suaste (1st part- Cali's perspective; 2nd part- Nevada's perspective)

Body, let me see your body / Take off all your makeup and your clothes / Trust me, why don't you just trust me? / You're the only beauty, show me more

You're not a dime a dozen / Oh, your skin is golden / Let me show the whole damn world / You're one in a billion / The only thing you're missin' / Is some tape over that mouth

BABY SAID- Maneskin (Cali's perspective; Nevada is "baby")

Baby said "When you're talking, I go dead" "Shut your mouth, give me your head" (uh-uh-uh-uh) I know you really want to Baby said "Let me taste your silhouette" "You can talk between my legs" (uh-uh-uh-uh) I know you really want to

Faithless- The Airborne Toxic Event (Cali's perspective)

I wake up early my head ain't right / It's the fever dream of what we did last night / I flex my fingers and feel my age / Fifteen minutes till we take the stage / And I call you when I wake up drunk / My arms are cold and my head is sunk / They say the lights go up at ten PM / Just make sure you're okay by then

Neon Medusa- The Midnight (Either one tbh)

It's a highway, highway to the dark / And a neon medusa's got your heart / Sweet canyon lullabies, don't look straight into its eyes

Alone Together- Fall Out Boy (Both)

Cut me off, I lost my track / It's not my fault, I'm a maniac / It's not funny anymore, no it's not / My heart is like a stallion / They love it more when it's broken / Do you wanna feel beautiful, do you wanna? / I'm outside the door, invite me in / So we can go back and play pretend

and also

This is the road to ruin, and we're starting at the end

PART 4: "I only love you when I'm drunk"

Fast-forward to today (well, the past few decades, really), and they're THOSE TWO drama-Filled Frenemies With Benefits (although the benefits are debatable at this point).

Jilted Lovers and Broken Hearts- The Killers (Nevada's perspective)

Why did you roll your dice, show your cards? / Jilted lovers and broken hearts / You're out on the wind and I'm still waiting to be found

Yeah, will I ever win? / Only time will tell / You've gotta suffer to remember how well / That our ideals never really marched in time / That's the bottom line / Jilted lovers and broken hearts

Getting Even- White Lies (Cali's perspective)

If you're getting even, you're getting even / Trying to get even, better start believing / I can forgive and we can forget / Even after all this wrestling of conscience / I can forgive and we can forget / Even after all this love and other nonsense

Love You When I'm Drunk- MIKA (Both)

Don't get me wrong, last night I didn't change my mind / It was the drink, it was leaving me blind / And when I kissed you, it was such a big mistake / A couple drinks, that's the chance that I take

We All Get Lonely- The Wrecks feat. TOMI (Nevada's perspective)

You're so in love with self-destruction / You're bringing me down

Why'd you come over? / Are you sober? / Are you playing around?

You touch me gently / But it's empty / You should figure it out

Don't say, say you love me, need me / Until you've had your fun / Use me when you get lonely / We all get lonely / You're not the only one

FUCK ABOUT IT- Waterparks (Nevada's perspective)

I like you but I need some space / I like you kinda far away / It's not hard to kill a day lookin' at your face / I like you but I need some room / Been givin' me your attitude / It doesn't always stay that way / I hate the aftertaste

Ancient History- Set it Off (Both)

Damn, pick up the phone, I know I'm drunk again / And you, know my intentions 'cause it's two a.m. / It's fun and games until we both get hurt / We play with fire 'cause we like the way it burns / No use in patching up a sinking ship / This is the last time we do this, baby / This is the last time you taste my lips

I know, I know how to drive you wild / You know, you know how to make me smile / But I need you to be / My ancient history

I know, I know who you really are / You know, you know how to break my heart / But I need you to be / My ancient history

Walk Me Home- P!nk (California's perspective-- despite everything that's happened between them, he still goes to Nevada when he's hurt and lonely)

Walk me home in the dead of night / I can't be alone with all that's on my mind / So say you'll stay with me tonight / 'Cause there's so much wrong going on outside

Till It Shines- Bob Seger (Nevada's perspective; reflecting on California's loneliness)

Storm the walls around this prison / Leave the inmates, free the guards / Deal me up another future / From some brand new deck of cards

Take the chip off of my shoulder / Smooth out all the lines / Take me out among the rustling pines / 'Til it shines / Oh 'til it shines

Like an echo down a canyon / Never coming back as clear / Lately I just judge the distance / Not the words I hear

and this part:

See the rich man lost and lonely / Watch him as he dines / Sitting there just testing all the wines / 'Til it shines

AND OF COURSE...

Waking Up in Vegas- Katy Perry

I think this one speaks for itself, BUT...

Spare me your freakin' dirty looks / Now don't blame me / You want to cash out / And get the hell outta town / Don't be a baby / Remember what you told me

Shut up and put your money where your mouth is / That's what you get for waking up in Vegas / Get up and shake the glitter off your clothes now / That's what you get for waking up in Vegas

#i MAY have thought about this a bit... #these two always live rent-free in my head #wttt calivada #long post #song headcanons #wttt california #wttt nevada #mur headcanons #yeah i went a lil bit unhinged on my love for calivada #i can't help it #wttt #welcome to the table

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(screenshot from @sleepdeprivedsimp234)

(note: when i say average i mean average male american)

according to my jank estimations and photoshop calculations, assuming the states have average proportions, and counting in for hair and the hat, alaska is roughly 2.3 heads taller than rhode island, or a 53 cm / 1'9" difference

(note: i don't think, in this screenshot, the characters are scaled up or down (noticeably) from ben's regular size)

if we're going to assume that, as the largest and smallest states, rhode island and alaska are on equal and opposite ends of average height (5'9"/175.3cm), this would make alaska 6'6"/201.8 cm and rhode island 4'8"/148.8 cm

checks out i think!

feel free to correct me if i made a mistake

tldr we have canon heights if you make some broad assumptions

#wttt #welcome to the table #ben brainard #wttt ak #wttt alaska #wttt ri #wttt rhode island

[sleepdeprivedsimp234]

@wttt-dirus-work @wttt-dirus-work I FINISHED IT \o/ It’s a bit rushed, but I finished it :D

Based off of this post: https://www.tumblr.com/sleepdeprivedsimp234/733700083158335488/im-giving-texas-little-star-shaped-freckles-and

I stole his hat and hairtie privileges >:D

And his shirt privileges too (the thing that he’s wearing is his binder. Yes it has his flag’s pattern on it fight me-)

Ngl I’m proud of this.

BLUSHY BOIIIIIIIII AHHHHHH— I can imagine his s/o tracing his freckles like they’re constellations (there are A LOT more freckles, like- his entire torso is covered in freckles) and him just absolutely dying-

#welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard #wttt #wttsh #wttt texas #wttsh texas

[imkindanerdy]

So I wrote this for @sleepdeprivedsimp234

Mass was working on his computer when Texas found him in the middle of the night. It wasn’t strange for him to be up this late, but it was for Texas. It was that much that got a look from Mass.

“You okay?” Mass asked, raising his eyebrows slightly.

Texas nodded. “Just couldn't sleep is all,” he said.

He couldn't help but take another look at Mass, however. Usually, he wouldn't think anything of the fact that he was up this late, but there was something in his voice that sounded… off. Was there something wrong?

That's when Texas noticed how tense Mass’s shoulders were, how his hands seemed to shake slightly as he worked at his computer.

“Are you okay?” Texas asked, his eyes narrowing.

“I'm fine. Just couldn't sleep,” Mass said with a shrug. Texas was about to protest when Mass continued. “I'm fine Texas! I promise you I'm fine.”

Texas sighed and nodded. He couldn't say he was exactly surprised that Mass had refused to say if something was up, especially if something was. It wouldn't have been the first time.

“Alright. I'm gonna be here anyway, so-”

“The problem’s that I'm fine, isn't it? That they didn't get to live and I did?” Mass said, his voice shaking slightly. “They didn't get out of that war, but I did. They should’ve been able to get home, and it's my fault.”

Texas shook his head. “It's not your fault, Mass,” he whispered, taking the seat next to him at the table. He carefully placed a hand on Mass’s shoulder, trying to be as reassuring as he could be. “I'm sure they wouldn't blame you.”

Mass looked away from Texas. No matter how much he tried, he couldn't convince himself it wasn't his fault. “They got hurt because of me. If I hadn't started that war-” He trailed off, shaking his head slightly. “Why won't it stop?”

Texas squeezed Mass’s shoulder for a moment, sighing. Mass hadn't been this honest with him in a long time, and he just wanted to make sure he'd be okay.

“Why won't what stop?” Texas asked, his voice gentle.

“The guilt. Why won't it stop?” Mass's voice sounded distraught as he wiped at his face.

Texas shook his head. "I don't know, Mass. I don't know if it'll ever just stop." Carefully, he pulled Mass into a hug, leaning his head on top of Mass’s. "It sucks. I'm so sorry you have to deal with this."

Mass's eyes shut tightly as his arms wrapped around Texas. He just hoped that he wouldn't have to leave anytime soon.

Texas was just glad that Mass didn't try to leave then. He knew he'd try to make sure that things ended up okay.

#wttt #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttsh #fanfic #fanfiction #my writing #ptsd #post traumatic stress disorder #posttraumatic stress disorder #massachusetts #texas

[stawpny]

I’m feeling rather generous today /j

so I’ll give you some hc’s plus a 3,000 word fanfic that I wrote in a span of 4 hours

I get bored sometimes

especially when the wttt New York tag is dry on Ao3 and here (guys pls 🤧/ hj)

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-York and California love to hold hands and do cheesy shit like watching the stars from a rooftop or watching the waves crash on a beach

-let’s say, hypothetically (🤓) CA and NY would get married and them and their children would move in together, I feel that LA and NYC would hate eachothers guts, Sacramento and Albany would be like best friends, and SF and Buffalo would be friends too.

-CA: paper star maker

-NY: paper star receiver

-NY raised Vermont and was like the Massachusetts to his Maine, if you know what I mean. He kept every little think Vermont had made for him when he was a child.

- NY: “Just because Beyoncé made a country song DOESNT MEAN I LIKE COUNTRY MUSIC!” -(quoted from me)

- (HC from @sleepdeprivedsimp234) NY and TX play fight with each other. Like York would playfully punch him in the shoulder and it would just escalate until they just laugh it off.

Ex:

New York: Watch it, big guy, you don’t want to feel my wrath

Texas: Alright tiny, bring it on

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Anyways, if u want to read this, please do, I spent so long on it 😭 (not forcing!)

A sick, drunk, and emotional New York.

And, it’s the Fourth of July.

How could anything possibly go wrong? 🙀

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#wttt #wttt new york #wttsh #welcome to the statehouse #wttsh new york #wttsh headcanons #wttt headcanons #wttt shipping #wttt california #wttt caliyork #:3

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WTTT Discord Server !!

Hey! Do you need a WTTT based multi-fandom Discord server to join? If so, consider checking out this one made by me and @sleepdeprivedsimp234 !!

This server is inclusive to anybody!! We have the Pluralkit Bot added for systems + system chats, optional vent channels, active staff + community, a stoplight system to keep everyone comfortable, and a friendly, inclusive bunch of people who are probably just as weird as you!

You're not forced to join at all!! We just love seeing new members.

We also have a place to put your boundaries + basic boundary roles, pronoun roles and system roles! Venting channels are purely opt-in, so you can choose if you want to see them or not!

Also, staff applications are currently open!!

If you want to join, just press the link!!

#wttt #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt discord #discord server

[jazzyfrog]

Leave Luanne AU - Louisiana

metions of death, SA, abuse and suicide//proceed with caution

@sleepdeprivedsimp234

so @syn-ningsilk mentioned the idea of the states being humans in their past lives and being reincarnated as state personifications, and i had an idea for louisiana.

so, there’s a song called “leave luanne”, that’s about a woman, luanne, staying loyal in an abusive relationship with her husband, who in the song is referred to as “the bastard.”

well, the husband beats and sexually assaults his wife (as stated in the song) and luanne still remains loyal to him, starting to believe the things he tells her.

eventually she gets tires of this constant cycle and attempts to escape, cutting the rope that keeps the husband’s dog inside and then yelling “your dog’s got out!” before running out to the bog.

she then swiftly swims through the swamp near the house, attempting to escape and get back to her house on the golden coast. but, the husband beats her to the end, and then proceeds to drown her and make it look like a suicide.

it states in the song that he feels a little sad about the death of luanne, but nobody really seems to care to grieve her death.

well towards the end of the song, she comes back to haunt the bastard, and he screams about how she came back because nobody ever loved her (which nowclooking back, doesn’t seem entirely wrong~) she constantly yells and wails, becoming a “caution to the cruelest of men” as the song says.

but the sad part is that even in death, she remains loyal to her husband. and that’s also why i feel like this fits loui.

1. the person singing the song is referred to as “the cajun” in the official link for the lyrics.

2. it’s a louisiana ghost story, and you can kinda figure that out just by listening to it. hence the mentions of the setting being near a swamp.

and also, the ghost part would also make sense for him, because he can see ghosts himself and i thought that would fit especially. i also feel like with his connections to magic and spirits, he would vividly remember his past life//have a lot of nightmares about it.

there’s also a specific lyric; “louisiana wants war”, that to me feels like foreshadowing.

#wttt louisiana #wttt #wttt headcanons

[aceontheline]

T//W: Strobing & Flashing

So @sleepdeprivedsimp234 has inspired me to make this. You're welcome(?)

#wttt #welcome to the table #wttt massachusetts #fan edit

[abcwordsurge]

Alrighty, just posted "Is It Me For You," a mutual pining NY / Loui fic (with California and Florida in the background being like "you oblivious idiots"). This ship was requested by @sleepdeprivedsimp234, I hope you enjoy :)

#wttt #wttt fanfic #wttt new york #wttt louisiana #wttt california #wttt florida #welcome to the table

[stripesdrawingadventures]

characters inspired by songs recommended to me #1

Aleph - Gesaffelstein @sleepdeprivedsimp234 ( I think it was your rec)

I got futuristic vibes so yeah here we are

I also have a tiktok now haha *dies*

#Spotify #music recs #traditional art #art #my art #artwork #original art #not my best work tbh #but yeah gotta make 20 bad drawings before getting a good one

[kyledoesstuff-09]

quick little intro post!

my name is kyle! i’m genderfluid and prefer he/she pronouns, but they/them is also fine! prefer masc/neu terms!

i am greysexual and biromantic <3

i am a minor, please keep that in mind

i like drawing and wttt so expect some doodles from me :]

i do write sometimes!!

my favorite wttt character? loui, york or texas probably LOL (was looking at some blogs and @sleepdeprivedsimp234 seems to share that with me so heyy)

(i also love hawaii and nevada because lesbians- okay i’ll leave)

my favorite color seems obvious but pink!! :D

i have autism and OCD :]

anyway uhh that’s it i think!!

[sc3n3slxt]

I WANNA GET BACK INTO THE FANDOM SOBS.

give me requests

@sleepdeprivedsimp234

#welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt #wttsh

[abcwordsurge]

I'm beating the hyperfixations back with a stick 🥰

(this one really threw me off because I forgot about my game thing so I thought someone was just saying random stuff in my ask box- but it's ok it's ok I figured it out eventually)

this feels like @sleepdeprivedsimp234, idk why

maybe @fl0w3rg0at or @lizardtheacorn

I hope none of you guys have already told me about your ask yet because I'm starting to lose track haha

#ask box #ask game #abcws ask game

[jazzyfrog]

incorrect quotes based off of @sleepdeprivedsimp234’s flo/sippi/tex/loui sibling dynamic :3

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florida: I haven’t slept in 72 hours.

loui: I haven’t slept in 80.

sippi: I haven’t slept in 90 hours, I’m aiming for an even 100.

texas: what the fuck is wrong with you people.

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sippi: I just want someone to take me out.

florida: on a date?

loui: with a sniper gun?

texas: both if you're not a coward.

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sippi: how do florida and loui usually get out of these messes?

texas: they don't. they just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

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texas, pointing to the wall: what color is this?

loui: gray.

florida: grey.

texas, turning to sippi: now tell them what color you think it is.

sippi: dark white.

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florida: you know you can die from that, right?

loui: *smoking a cigarette* that’s the point.

texas: *drinking alcohol* we’re trying to speed this up.

sippi: *eating raw cookie dough and nodding*

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florida: good night.

sippi: sleep tight.

loui: don't let the bedbugs crawl up to your ear and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself.

texas: …great, now sippi's crying.

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florida: oh gosh I wish I got more sleep, I only got six hours!

texas: six? I only got three!

loui: You guys got sleep?

sippi, comes stumbling out of their room grabbing a jug of coffee: what year is it??

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*in a horror movie situation*

texas: i’ve got no service in my phone here.

loui: shit, my battery just died.

florida: sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer.

sippi: guys, my phone is a book.

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Police: you’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.

texas, with florida and loui behind them: wait, what do you mean THREE?!

Police: yes…three.

texas: oh, my God— What the fuck!?

Police: wha-

texas: sippi FUCKING FELL OFF!

sippi, in the middle of nowhere: this is fine. I’m fine. I’ll just sit here and die 🙃👍

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texas: A SPIDEEER!!!!!!

florida: KILL IT! SMASH IT!

loui: BURN IT!

texas: STAB IT! WITH A KNIFE! GET ME THE SHOTGUN!

sippi: awww, it’s so cute! look at it!

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[jazzyfrog]

ALRIGHT!

~Rant about Loui in my AU!~

Loui is an…interesting character, to say the least. He’s also an interesting state.

So first of all: His magic. It’s pretty interesting. It comes out as a stream of purple and gold from his palm that he can control with his hand. Normally he can just pick up stuff from around the room.

But it’s also kind of controlled by his emotions. If he’s angry, it’s much more powerful. Like he can pick up VERY HEAVY THINGS. And- If he’s REALLY mad/has a lot of built-up anger…oh boy. It’s mostly uncontrollable. A huge blast of magic can come out from his chest if he’s provoked in the wrong way. The more angry he is, the more destructive the blast can get.

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Next: His eyes glow when he feels an emotion to an extreme degree. And it’s a different color for each emotion.

Yellow - Happy/Excited

Blue - Sad

Red - Anger/Agony

Pink - Fear

Purple - Concern/Worry

Green - Stressed

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And now…Loui seeing ghosts. This is based off of New Orleans being one of the most haunted cities in America :)

Now while a lot of people would think being able to see ghosts/spirits would be cool, it’s actually not as cool as people think. Honestly it’s more of a curse than a blessing. He gets constantly overwhelmed by these spirits. It’s especially bad on Halloween or when he has to go through New Orleanns, where he gets constantly taunted/harassed by the spirits.

( @sleepdeprivedsimp234 helped me with all of this so give her some credit! also @milokissa707 since you wanted to hear this.)

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