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IT WAS MADE NON CANNON DW

Bruce timm (dude behind Batman The Animated Series) kept trying to make batman and batgirl kiss. i believe she was like 17 (double check me)

Also in The killing joke movie they fuck, although she was of age in that series it was still creepy.

i feel like all the mcu fans who haven't watched the daredevil show seem to think that he's just. a fucking mentally stable dude? a badass vigilante who is definitely not fucked up in the head? and i cannot stress how incorrect that is /aff

you. yes, you, the mcu fanfic writer who thinks that matthew micheal murdock has his shit together. i am grabbing you by the shoulders. you see that smile of his? that cocky little lawyer smirk that says, "i am so put together and sexy and my life is great"?

this one? it's a fucking lie (minus the sexy part)

underneath that suit he has 12 fractured ribs 7 punctured lungs 18 ruptured spleens, he's mentally straining under the weight of his enormous catholic guilt, he's ghosting 15 nurses who genuinely just don't want him to fucking die, he's in love with his best friend, he has 9 court cases the next day, he hasn't slept in 378 hours, he's running on 26 solid cups of coffee and cheap chinese takeout, he's hallucinating his dead dad, and he's probably debating murder and/or sewerslide.

this man may be an absolute slut, manboss manwhore murdock if you will, but do NOT mistake him for someone with his shit together. please, for the love of god. if he has his shit together in the new daredevil show coming out this year, i will genuinely be shocked.

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you really think a man who dresses as a bat and kissed a minor has brains or sanity?

man can plan, not much else up there.

i feel like all the mcu fans who haven't watched the daredevil show seem to think that he's just. a fucking mentally stable dude? a badass vigilante who is definitely not fucked up in the head? and i cannot stress how incorrect that is /aff

you. yes, you, the mcu fanfic writer who thinks that matthew micheal murdock has his shit together. i am grabbing you by the shoulders. you see that smile of his? that cocky little lawyer smirk that says, "i am so put together and sexy and my life is great"?

this one? it's a fucking lie (minus the sexy part)

underneath that suit he has 12 fractured ribs 7 punctured lungs 18 ruptured spleens, he's mentally straining under the weight of his enormous catholic guilt, he's ghosting 15 nurses who genuinely just don't want him to fucking die, he's in love with his best friend, he has 9 court cases the next day, he hasn't slept in 378 hours, he's running on 26 solid cups of coffee and cheap chinese takeout, he's hallucinating his dead dad, and he's probably debating murder and/or sewerslide.

this man may be an absolute slut, manboss manwhore murdock if you will, but do NOT mistake him for someone with his shit together. please, for the love of god. if he has his shit together in the new daredevil show coming out this year, i will genuinely be shocked.

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the way i like to describe daredevil is "the best batman show marvel can make"

i feel like all the mcu fans who haven't watched the daredevil show seem to think that he's just. a fucking mentally stable dude? a badass vigilante who is definitely not fucked up in the head? and i cannot stress how incorrect that is /aff

you. yes, you, the mcu fanfic writer who thinks that matthew micheal murdock has his shit together. i am grabbing you by the shoulders. you see that smile of his? that cocky little lawyer smirk that says, "i am so put together and sexy and my life is great"?

this one? it's a fucking lie (minus the sexy part)

underneath that suit he has 12 fractured ribs 7 punctured lungs 18 ruptured spleens, he's mentally straining under the weight of his enormous catholic guilt, he's ghosting 15 nurses who genuinely just don't want him to fucking die, he's in love with his best friend, he has 9 court cases the next day, he hasn't slept in 378 hours, he's running on 26 solid cups of coffee and cheap chinese takeout, he's hallucinating his dead dad, and he's probably debating murder and/or sewerslide.

this man may be an absolute slut, manboss manwhore murdock if you will, but do NOT mistake him for someone with his shit together. please, for the love of god. if he has his shit together in the new daredevil show coming out this year, i will genuinely be shocked.

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#daredevil #mcu

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okay ima move my thoughts on my Jewish identity and also my Minecraft world over to @valentine-publishing

it is my main blog and will eventually be connected to my writing blog when i figure out how to do this blog consistently.

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Minecraft World Day 5

Got distracted and put a roof on my base

Start of a farm at least.

#minecraft

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Minecraft World Day 4

Canal to transport the villagers back.

NO ESCAPING FROM THE BASE!

Final design.

#minecraft

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This is different from Al-Shifa:

There are images of decomposed bodies wearing what appear to be scrubs... with their hands tied. Meaning they were executed while bound. I will not be sharing them because I'm tired of showing our martyrs' bodies to people.

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Oh i am not special. Long history of anti Zionist Jewish people! Unfortunately also Seth Rogan

kapo <3 hamas isn't gonna make an exception for you thinking you're a special jew

Arguing with these people is pointless so ima just give a life update.

THE IRON MAN 3 REVIEW IS COMING I PROMISE IM ON MY SECOND WATCHTHROUGH. IM SORRY

I am so excited for Minecraft 1.21 and plan on updating when my mods come to it. I cannot wait for copper bulbs.

Besides that, I'm getting a pizza "Oh its not kosher for Passover". I cant celebrate! Live with people who don't respect my kosher and hard to find anti Zionist Jewish people near me.

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kapo <3 hamas isn't gonna make an exception for you thinking you're a special jew

Arguing with these people is pointless so ima just give a life update.

THE IRON MAN 3 REVIEW IS COMING I PROMISE IM ON MY SECOND WATCHTHROUGH. IM SORRY

I am so excited for Minecraft 1.21 and plan on updating when my mods come to it. I cannot wait for copper bulbs.

Besides that, I'm getting a pizza "Oh its not kosher for Passover". I cant celebrate! Live with people who don't respect my kosher and hard to find anti Zionist Jewish people near me.

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All y'all get my express permission as a jewish person to use me as a reason you're not anti semetic, when you are arguing with zionists.

Just donate $5 to pal action, or jvp, or any other group helping Palestinians everytime you do.

(Lie on my name too, say im your best friend.)

#jumblr #jewish #leftism #from the river to the sea palestine will be free #palestine

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Minecraft Day 3

Base construction.

It's gonna be a farm.

A big farm.

#minecraft

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MInecraft World Day 2

VILLAGERS!!!!

#minecraft

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Minecraft World Day 1

Digging a hole!

Making it Deep.

#minecraft

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First Minecraft world: "fuck i accidentally deleted it, gotta make sure I don't do that again"

This world: "Well great news!"

Minecraft World day 5

FUCK FUCK FUCK I OPENED THE WORLD ON A NON MODDED VERSION FUCK FUCK FUCK IM SO DUMB

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My world is ruined and my anger in myself can only be described as seething.

Minecraft World day 5

FUCK FUCK FUCK I OPENED THE WORLD ON A NON MODDED VERSION FUCK FUCK FUCK IM SO DUMB

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Minecraft World day 5

FUCK FUCK FUCK I OPENED THE WORLD ON A NON MODDED VERSION FUCK FUCK FUCK IM SO DUMB

#minecraft

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Tony stark definitely sold weapons to israel in the mcu cannon

#mcu #marvel #marvel mcu #iron man #tony stark