My heart, oh goodness, thank you so much dear!! You have no idea how much I appreciate this 💕 So much love being sent your way darling! Thank you 💕
Suit up my dudes it’s time to get ultra clowney.
literally every avenger after 2014 thanos attacked the compound
Sam: Tony, you have got to do something about the Avenger Tower living conditions.
Tony: excuse me?
Bucky: yeah! Today we saw a huge ass spider on the ceiling. It like the size of a small child! You won’t believe how hard it was to kill.
Tony: *having a heart attack* YOU KILLED HIM!?!?!
Bucky: yeah, we kind of had to, it was super creepy, hanging out on the ceiling and shit. Just starring at us!
Sam: what, was that thing some sort of pet or something?
Tony: *passes out*
Peter: *walks in* what happened to Mr. Stark?
Sam: no clue. We just told him about a big spider we found and….
Peter: BIG SPIDER? WHERE? FUCK I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE! *jumps out window*
Bucky: Sam, I don’t think he had his Web shooters on.
Sam: he’s spider-boy, he’s probably fine.
The area 51 janitor watching the raid go down
Peter: [reporting his Spider-Man duties] If you’re wondering where I am, I’m hanging out outside a convenience store, eating cor nnuts and watching strippers.
Tony: Are you doing drugs?
Peter: who do you take me for? a functional human being?
Tony: well, yes, but apparently that was the wrong assumption
me, writing peter parker and quentin beck angst while still missing tony:
Rhodey: [or Wong, really] here’s 300$ for you to brake up with Tony.
Stephen: save that money for our wedding
They make mini packs of everything I’m sure you can find hummus.
The only good thing about this sick articles is Chris Pratt’s response
Just to be clear this is never going to be okay and not because I am against orgasming itself but she could have watched the play at home and orgasmed there, poor Tom.
Sam: this was the best vacation ever
Tony: Sam we fucking lost peter!
Bucky: as he said, the best vacation ever
Stephen: Kinks are the bane of normality but as my last name might imply, I am exempt from that category
Steve: Well if I’m not your type then who is?
Tony: Tall dark haired, blue eyed guys
Bucky: Hahaha lol suck it Steve-
Tony: With silver streaks and hella cheekbones
Stephen: *grinning* Well would you look at that