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* temple of Water chestnuts*

Qi Rong: what are you doing, cousin?

Xie Lian: I drink tea with mantou.

Qi Rong: with mantou, because there is no one else, haha? no friends, huh?

Xie Lian, exhaling: don't worry, Sanlang will be here soon, we'll have a drink together.

Qi Rong:

Qi Rong: fuck.

#tian guan ci fu #tgcf #xie lian #qi rong #hua cheng #san lang #hualian

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Hua Cheng: are you sure this will work?

Xie Lian: in general, nothing has worked for me in the past eight hundred years.

#tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hua cheng #xie lian #hualian

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Fiance Bride

#tgcf #tian guan ci fu #tgcf manhua #mu qing

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Fragment of Michelangelo's fresco "creation of Adam", photo in color.

#mo dao zu shi #mdzs #wei wuxian #jiang cheng

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Jiang Cheng: what could be worse than being alone?

Wei Wuxian: the realization that Wen Ning couldn't find the true taste of beautiful shijie's soup.

Jiang Cheng: ...

Jiang Cheng: you're damn right.

#mdzs #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #mo dao zu shi #wei ying

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Nie Huaisang: I want to ask you give me something, but don't ask questions.

Wei Wuxian: okey, but then you too.

Nie Huaisang: well, you have a human skull?

Wei Wuxian, shaking out a bag of skulls: yes.

Nie Huaisang nervously turns into a around: oh... this will do... bye!

#nie huaisang #wei wuxian #mo dao zu shi #mdzs

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Hinawa: sometimes I regret giving you a blender for your birthday.

Obi, sipping onigiri: what's wrong?

#enen no shouboutai #fire force #takehisa hinawa #akitaru obi

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Shinra: Who do think will be the best wife in our team?

All(chorus): Hinawa!

Arthur: But he's a man!

Obi: The main thing is that the wife cooks well, you can close your eyes to the rest.

#enen no shouboutai #fire force #anime #shinra kusakabe #arthur boyle #akitaru obi

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#enen no shouboutai #shinra kusakabe #anime #fire force #fire force shinra

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* at the railway station *

Inosuke: Look, what a powerful monster! He made a hole in the mountain!

Zenitsu: What a hole in the mountain? This is a tunnel!

Inosuke: Tunnel? Is that a huge mole-monster ?!

#kny #kny meme #kimetsu no yaiba #anime #inosuke meme #inosuke kny #zenistu #kny zenitsu

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#enen no shouboutai #anime #benimaru shinmon #fire force

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Arthur: Princess, for your sake I am ready to turned mountains

Maki: but you just turned your neck ...

Arthur: I said "turned", no matter what!

#anime #fire force #enen no shouboutai #arthur boyle #maki oze

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Arthur: today is beauty day!

Shinra: I get it

Arthur: what do you understand?Congratulate me!

#fire force #enen no shouboutai #shinra x arthur #anime #arthur boyle #shinra kusakabe

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Waiter: your cinnamon bun is not sweet enough

Cinnamon bun:

#tgcf #tian guan ci fu #xie lian

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Shen Qingqiu: Binghe, why are you in bed?

Luo Binghe: I want to sleep, Shizun!

Shen Qingqiu: I understood that, but why are you in my bed?

#svsss #luo binghe #shen qingqiu

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Liu Qingge: I will ask only one question and leave here.

Luo Binghe: okay.

Liu Qingge: where is the body of Shen Qingqiu?

Luo Binghe: there.

Liu Qingge: WHAT DOES "THERE" MEAN?! WHERE IS IT "THERE"?!

Luo Binghe: this is the second question, but you have to keep a promise, bye!

Liu Qingge: ...

Liu Qingge: bitch.

#svsss #luo binghe #liu qingge

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Lan Sizhui: Jin Ling will go out for a walk?

Jiang Cheng: he is punished, but he wouldn't have been able to go out anyway

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #jiang cheng #lan sizhui