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pegafin · 26 days

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Ai Generated McMansions: Key West Dreams

As a wholesome treat in honor of Mother's Day, I asked my mom for a prompt for this McMansion. She said "Key West." Key West is a very special place for me and my family. It is a truly amazing place, full of rich, exciting history and culture, and art, six toed cats, and wild-living chickens everywhere you go. Only once you have experienced Key West can you truly experience the depth of today's abomination...✨🏝️🍹

Built by a couple who always dreamed of living in Key West, all attempts to build the home in Key West itself ended in suspected arson and historical protesting (as in, myriad characters from the island's long storied history rose form their above-ground-graves in the Historic Key West Cemetery to protest construction).

Now happily located in Sadslot Beach, FL, this home is a true Key West dream. Discover a charming bar around every corner. Bask in a cacophony of color and craftsmanship. Plus, all artwork is included, and load bearing!

The atrium-style foyer boasts quintuple grand staircases and a charming water feature, full of native mosquitos.

Did you think the craftsmanship stopped at just two stories? Think again! This foyer goes all the way up.

The triple-decker living room (left) and the bar & lounge (right)

Live like vacation all year round with a kitchen that's only bars!

Slide into the formal dining room...

...and crash into the game room!

No game room is complete without a functional home sports bar.

Master Suite

Two Story Atrium Suite

Two Story Atrium Guest Room

Guest Bath, with his, hers, and theirs sinks, and his and hers toilets!

Entryway to the master bath, with master bath bar.

Two-Story Atrium Master Bath:

Last but certainly not least… 🌟Indoor Pool & Tennis Complex!🌟

Call now to book your tour today! ☎️📞🤳🏝️

Behind the Scenes:

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pegafin · 2 months

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AI Generated McMansions: Capybara Axolotl Viral House!

Once again asked the @mcmansionhell Discord chat what they wanted for the next house. Received the following, very specific prompt:

tiffany glass inspired atria with capybara and axolotl ponds in the conservatory

I knew this would be a challenge, and ran a high risk of turning out "awesome" and "good" instead of "atrocious" and "an abomination to God and architecture" like the content you've come to expect from this blog. Fortunately, I think I found a rather elegant solution...

📣Attention real estate community!📣 As we all know, millenials are horribly, horribly, gruesomely killing home ownership, amongst other industries. The slaughter must be stopped. So today, Pegafin Realty brings you a house so young and hip--so on fleek--that millenials and gen zs will be left helpless and scrambling to get this house to slide into their dms for instagramable moments go viral!🤩

Located in TikToc, this 15 bed, 14 bath new built has it all! Dive into countless indoor water features, overflowing with #trending capybaras and axolotls. Share instagramable moments around every corner. There's something for everyone to smashthatlike!

The selfie foyer is so young, so hip, you will fleek your pants to the moon.

Step into one of the as-of-yet-uncounted Tiffany glass living rooms and see the truth:

The house is the pond 😱

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p̵̥̳͑͑̕ ̴͙̙̯͈̭̆̚ȯ̸̡̬͇̳͓̥̍ ̶̣͐̀̓͊͝͠͝͝n̸͎̻̲̈́̕ ̵̞̘̮̬̳̖̉̾̀ḑ̶͕̬̙͍͒̎͋͆͒̚͝

The open-labyrinth concept kitchen is the perfect backdrop for any culinary incluencer. Featuring only the finest, most delicate all-white countertops and fixtures for a clean, modern look, and built-in gelatin holes for that vintage flare!

To prep the food your family actually eats, experience the robust, mossy, slightly less all-white auxilary kitchen! T̶̜̾̅h̸̡͖͂e̴̼̋̆ÿ̶̰̗ ̴̣̂̍à̷͉̔r̸̎́ͅe̵̺͔̎ ̴̱̦̏͝w̴͕̞͑a̴̡͒t̴̗̗́c̵̠͋͝ḧ̷̨͔́i̸͕͌ń̵͈g̸̠͆̀ ̶̢̛̙̒ỹ̴̲̪o̶̢͇͂u̶͉̪͌̽ ̴̺͓̉c̵̥̯͐̿o̶̲͠ŏ̴̖ǩ̴ͅ.̷̱̈́

The dining room, and the axolotyl and/or capybara creature that lurks within.

The conversation pit

The master bedroom! Drenched in natural* light, and a thin layer of water. So fleek, so viral you'd swear there's real giant viruses floating on the ceiling and/or sky and/or the two dimensional space inside the window panes.

*Pegafin Realty is legally required to disclose that nothing about the land, subsurface, or air space on which this this property is situated is natural.

Master Bath Complex:

Additional bedrooms:

One room features a custom, built-in easter egg hunting green! Perfect for the kids 🤩

The 16* bathrooms are simply overflowing with all the most must-have Millenial and Gen Z bathroom things which have liquid! Coin ponds, slime bins, soaking tubs, and receptacles so young and hip no human minds have yet to conceive of them! 🤩

*at the last count

Finally, we finish our tour in the Bathversation Pit. Prospective buyers are welcome to take a soak, take a selfie, and tag us under penalty of u̶̼͛ň̷̝͎ï̷̭̒ṋ̷̢̏t̶͖̺̓e̷͓̗̔ĺ̷͙l̴̻̳̅̾i̶̪͌ģ̵͆͘i̵̡̓b̸̻̈̽l̴͚̑ͅé̸̮ͅ ̶̮͝!

So [instantly obsolete communication app no one asked for but the investors were just so proud of themselves so lets let them have this] now and book your tour today!!!🥳😍🦫

***bookings only available through blockchain. Everything has to be blockchain, ya dingus---e v e r y t h i n g!!!🥴🤪

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pegafin · 2 months

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AI Generated McMansions: New England Eldritch

Note: these images were painstakingly generated using NightCafe, then lovingly curated by me. You can follow me on NightCafe @Pegafin for even more abominations!

Splendid New England style home, just steps from the beach. Lovingly renovated from a central 19th century bungalow (still inside somewhere! Will you be the one to find it?), this coastal escape boasts a mysteriously multiplying number of rooms, and a fully functional, long purple tongue.

Foyer

[WARNING:Undefined liminal space]

Kitchen 1

Kitchen 2

Bedrooms:

Bathrooms:

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pegafin · 2 months

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4th of July McMansion Special: Full Sized Images!

And now, for your viewing pleasure, the full-sized images of my resplendent 4th of July Mcmansion! Read the original @mcmansionhell Discord conversation that spawned it here.

Presenting 🥁🥁🥁 If The Song “Stars and Stripes Forever” Blasted Directly into Your Earholes was a House: A Farmhouse Chic Colonial Symphony 🎺🇺🇸

We enter the stately colonial foyer, and behold the ✨majesty✨of The 4th of July Tree (please cry now).

Oops! Looks like there was a bit of a balustrade crash there lol 😅

Close up of the non-euclidean side table.

The living rooms, true Reflections of America.

⭐️ THE DINING ROOM HATH BECOME UNTO A FLAG! ⭐️

The kitchen boats a pair of elegant and patriotic live fish chandeliers. ✨

Close up of the "faucet grunkle," a classic and normal part of any kitchen.

Charming eat-in nook!

Master Bedroom 1, which boasts a charming pair of 4th of July trees.

Master Bedroom 2

Child's Bedroom

Spare Children's Bedroom

Spare Spare Childrens' Bedroom

And now 🥁🥁🥁 🎆The grand bathroom finale!🎇

🎼From the French stuff🎶

🎶To the His and Hers🎶

🎶to the Peeing is a Spectator Spooooort🎶

🎵God bathe America!🎶

Our home sweet home God bathe America!

Our hooooome sweeeet hoooome! 🎆🎇🎉

#fake real estate #ai generated mcmansions #mcmansion hell #cursed houses #ai generated interiors #discord shenanigans #funny #patriotic fail #ai generated #a sea to shining sea of throw pillows #patriotic house #4th of july decor #amurica #postmodernism #post modern abomination #ai generated abominations #faucet grunkle

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pegafin · 2 months

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4th of July McMansion Special! 🤩🇺🇸

Last 4th of July, the @mcmansionhell Discord chat joined me on the most magical 4th of July journey I ever experienced. Now, today, in honor of the day after American Tax Day, I will share that journey with you...✨

To see the resplendent, full sized images of this patirotic 4th of July home, click here.

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pegafin · 8 months

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AI Generated McMansions: Historic McManatee McMansion

As you may know, one of our brave realtors became stranded in The Manatee Kingdom when the house they were showing floated away and sank into the swamp, despite the home's super-buoyant 100% styrofoam frame. While they figure out a way back home, there are plenty of homes to show in this strange new land!

Call to book your tour!**after we figure out where The Manatee Kingdom actually is and how to get people there and back ☎️📞🤳

Historic Manatee Kingdom Historic-District home, simply oozing and sloshing with character!

Masterfully renovated using traditional techniques and materials, including woven mangrove roots and authentic, historic, artisanal EIFS. Live close to nature with seven indoor/outdoor bathrooms and yummy mangrove grass on every ceiling.

Foyer:

Grand...stair...thingy:

Living Rooms

Living rooms from the original structure. Note the original wall-less and ceiling-less design...

...and the home's original uvula, lovingly restored in 1935!

Living room in the modern addition, featuring a built in idol to the Elephantine Mother Goddess (worshiped by manatees, dugongs, elephants and hyraxes):

Kitchen

Enjoy an inveritable archipelago of kitchen islands...

...and grazing slab for casual dining!

Dining rooms

Formal dining grotto, with salad built-in to the ceiling:

Outdoor dining space with floating, fully detached roof!

Bedrooms

The master bedroom suite is both sumptuous and snackable:

Bedroom 2:

Bedroom 3:

Bedroom 4, with original live-in bedroom "person" included!

Bathrooms

Live close to nature with traditional indoor-outdoor bathroom experiences!

So call now to book your tour, and make your own piece of Manatee Kingdom history today!!* ☎️📞🤳

*also please call if you know where The Manatee Kingdom actually is, and how to get people there and back.

#ai generated interiors #ai generated mcmansions #fake real estate #funny #pegafin realty #post modernism #ai generated #mcmansion hell #cursed houses #ai architecture #manatee #Manatee Kingdom #underwater kingdom #underwater fantasy kingdom #mermaidcore #historic district #historic homes

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pegafin · 9 months

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Sometimes a poll only has one right answer...😎

#Pegafin Realty #the fate of our brave hero #democracy #discord poll #ai generated mcmansions #Manatee Kingdom

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pegafin · 9 months

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Pegafin Realty Goes to The Manatee Kingdom!

As you may know, our brave realtor recently went missing when the home they were showing became detached from what the owners had assured us was a "foundation," and floated away to an unknown fate.

Pegafin Realty is now pleased to bring this 🌟 Breaking News:🌟 Not only is our real-estate agent alive, they ended up somewhere truly spectacular…. Spectacular with investment opportunities! 🤩 🤑 Behold: ✨ The Manatee Kingdom✨

After over 96 hours of tense radio silence, Pegafin Realty received an email from our agent—full of these remarkable photos!

After floating out into the Florida Everglades, the Fort Swampsbutt property filled with water and sank to The Manatee Kingdom: an unrecognized independent monarchy, previously thought to be mere legend.

There, our agent found an inexplicably habitable atmosphere and many friendly locals.

Sadly, the property was deemed "maritime salvage" under the local bylaws. It was promptly set upon by manatees, which each slowly scooped up a chunk of McMansion in their manatee mitts, and leisurely floated off to sell them at auction.

But our brave realtor was not deterred. For they had found themself in a land of rich investment and real estate opportunities for you and your family! As they search for homes to show, here's a sneak peak at everything you can expect, should you choose to make The Manatee Kingdom your home!

Bustling downtowns:

Historic neighborhoods:

Community:

Luxurious gated developments:

Unusual shopping opportunities:

Legend has it that The Manatee Kingdom is not merely for manatees, but built of the bodies of ancient fallen manatee titans:

High-tech industry:

...And many hidden gems.

AAAH NO! IGNORE THIS LAST PICTURE!!! 😱

#ai generated mcmansions #Manatee Kingdom #Pegafin Realty #magical underwater kingdom #underwater kingdom #fake real estate #NightCafe #ai generated art #ai generated architecture #ai generated communities #manatees #strange underwater creatures #Ai folk art

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pegafin · 9 months

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AI Generated McMansions: Indiana!

I asked the @mcmansionhell Discord chat where in these great United States our next property should be from, and the result was...

Indiana 🥳

Modernist jewel surrounded by iconic Indiana floating-trees. Dubbed The House of Seven Foyers by the local architectural community, this home is a gaping cavern of openness and midwestern hospitality. 3 bed, 2.5 bath, 7 foyer, and the rest of the 7500 sq ft…eh, that’s up to you.

Guests are greeted by a modern yet charmingly traditional foyer. A space so open and welcoming they can glimpse the entirety of the first floor, as well as some of the second!

[s p a c e s]

Kitchens on either end of the house!

The second floor foyer is bedecked in stately railings.

The House of Seven Foyers is the first home in the United States to be both a church conversion and a new construction.

Additional bedrooms:

Each full bath has a foyer of its own!

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pegafin · 9 months

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AI Generated McMansions: Bird Sanctuary

I asked the @mcmansionhell Discord chat what kind of AI generated property they would like to see from Pegafin Realty. They asked for:

Bird Sanctuary Conservatory

and

Greige

And we at Pegafin Realty delivered...✨

Stunning conservatory-style home located in 54 acres of pristine bird sanctuary. 7 bed, 35,604 window, and infinite bath, because everywhere is the bathroom when you’re a bird.

Grand and verdant entryway.

Over 57 unique sunrooms.

Active garden kitchen, complete with soil and worms.

Dining en plein air.

Bedrooms

Call now to book your tour 🦆🦜🦤🪿

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pegafin · 9 months

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AI Generated McMansions: Gone Country

These images were painstakingly generated using NightCafe, then lovingly curated, by me. You can follow me on NightCafe @Pegafin for even more abominations!

Howdy, folks--we’re goin’ country today with our #Ai Generated McMansion! 🤠 But have we gone too far…? 😨

Charming modern farmhouse with plenty of land, complete with eyestalks and distant planetary body unknown to astronomers! 7 bed, 5 bath, 2 kitchen. Cathedral ceilings in every bedroom!

Come home to rustic charm!

Space for the whole family.

Twice the kitchens for twice the extended familial hordes!

Literal cathedral ceilings in every bedroom will leave you feelin' #blessed*

*#blessed feeling not applicable during winter months or while pondering heating bills

Sumptuous master bath, inspired by the luxurious La Quinta Inn ballroom.

Family bathing complex with fully carpeted hot tub!

Call now and tour today. Hope to see y'all real soon! 🤠

#mcmansion hell #NightCafe #funny #ai generated mcmansions #ai generated interiors #ai architecture #midwestern home #kansas home #gone country #country kitchen #home on the range #cathedral ceilings #literal cathedral ceilings #body horror for houses #cursed houses #carpeted bath #eyestalks

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pegafin · 9 months

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Horse Shrine Bonus Content and Important Lore!

In a previous post, I showed you the grace and majesty of the Horse Shrine McMansion. When I showed the home to the McMansion Hell Discord chat, they had some remarkable observations...

The Cheval de Boeuf is a storied and elegant addition to any country home. Rumored to have come to England through the Norman Conquests all the way back in 1066-1071 CE, the French vehemently refuse responsibility for this piece of decor.

Finally, we have three very special bonus images to finish out this charming cauchemar.

Horse of Damoclese:

Horstine Chapel:

???:

Thank you, and may your home overfloweth with Cheval de Boeuf ✨🐴

#mcmansion hell #fake real estate #english country house #cheval de boeuf #HONSE #Norman Conquests #ai generated interiors #ai generated mcmansions #NightCafe #horse shrine #equestrian decor #discord chat #discord shenanigans

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pegafin · 9 months

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AI Generated McMansions: WET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Recently, the @mcmansionhell Discord chat gave me another prompt for an AI generated property: wet. The chat and I then embarked upon a truly epic journey, which I shall now share with you…

**Note: we have still had no word from the Pegafin Realty agent sent to show the home, and all subsequent rescue teams have sank into the swamp. If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of our agent—or the property—please call now! 📞☎️🤳

Without further ado...

Indoors meets outdoors in this stunning, one-of-a-kind Fort Swampsbutt Florida property! Brand new construction right on the cusp of the glorious Florida Everglades. Act now. Hurry! HURRY!

Kayak through a splendid, architecturally fascinating entryway, and into eight open floor plan living rooms!

Indoor/Outdoor Garage:

Charming Den:

Media Room!

Absolute gem of a kitchen, in need of just a little TLC!

Why is it bubbling? Because the house bubbles with charm.

A formal infinity dining room...

...and plenty of outdoor entertaining space!

Take a dip in this palatial master suite...

...complete with luxurious, triple-spa bath.

And don't forget the bedroom suites for the little ones! So charming. So, um...

Uh.....

...

...Nope, time to bail--

SERIOUSLY, EVERYONE! Start bailing out the house--IT'S FLOATING AWAY!! IT'S-----

((Kssssshshk*static-noises*sshk))

...

#ai architecture #ai generated interiors #ai shenanigans #mcmansion hell #funny #fake real estate #Pegafin Realty #cursed houses #wet #wet!!!!!!!!!#moist #oozing #post modernism #post modern abomination #florida home #tropical decor #moments before disaster

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pegafin · 9 months

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The @mcmansionhell Discord server gave me another prompt for an AI generated McMansion! The prompt was: 𝘄𝗲𝘁

So we all set sail on another epic AI-generated-real-estate journey! A journey that may have ended in…tragedy?! 😱

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pegafin · 9 months

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AI Generated McMansions: The Horse Shrine

I asked the @mcmansionhell Discord chat what kind of property they would like to see, and the response was:

Horse Shrine

Well, Pegafin Realty is proud to have just the property on the market!

Stately horse shrine on plenty of horse acres, complete with 5 picturesque yard holes for horse purposes. Tour today!

Click here for bonus images and important lore about this home.

These images were painstakingly generated using NightCafe, then lovingly curated, by me. You can follow me on NightCafe @Pegafin for even more abominations!

#horse shrine #kentucky homes #ai generated mcmansions #ai generated interiors #horse country #cursed houses #mcmansion hell #NightCafe #fake real estate #honse #horse girl's dream #horse girl's literal dream #english country house #equestrian decor #cheval de boeuf #cursed ai #ai architecture #funny

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pegafin · 9 months

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AI Generated McMansions: The Totally-Not A-Cult Compound

These images were painstakingly generated using NightCafe, then lovingly curated, by me. You can follow me on NightCafe @Pegafin for even more abominations!

Pegafin Realty brings you a beautiful fortress-style single FAMILY home. 10 bedroom, 5 home offices, a perfectly NORMAL number of both. State-of-the-art security, including top-of-the-line mysterious rooftop devices. No cult activity has ever occurred on the premises. Book your tour today!

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pegafin · 9 months

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Tour My AI Generated McMansions!

I made some “McMansions drawn by elementary schoolers” using NightCafe. I will now be making fake real estate ads for them. So without further ado: Find your post-modern abomination of a dream home here at Crayola Acres! 🏡🤩 Conveniently situated in a liminal, machine-learning-generated void where the only life is McMansions, our model homes are expertly crafted by Beige & Sleazington Design Associates, and their team of childrens’ stolen fever dreams. Call now and tour today! ☎️📞🤳

#ai generated #mcmansions #McMansion Hell inspired #fake real estate #AI generated McMansions #post modernism #AI generated abominations #call now!#book your tour today #NightCafe #funny

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