AI Generated McMansions: WET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Recently, the @mcmansionhell Discord chat gave me another prompt for an AI generated property: wet. The chat and I then embarked upon a truly epic journey, which I shall now share with you…
**Note: we have still had no word from the Pegafin Realty agent sent to show the home, and all subsequent rescue teams have sank into the swamp. If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of our agent—or the property—please call now! 📞☎️🤳
Without further ado...
Indoors meets outdoors in this stunning, one-of-a-kind Fort Swampsbutt Florida property! Brand new construction right on the cusp of the glorious Florida Everglades. Act now. Hurry! HURRY!
Kayak through a splendid, architecturally fascinating entryway, and into eight open floor plan living rooms!
Indoor/Outdoor Garage:
Charming Den:
Media Room!
Absolute gem of a kitchen, in need of just a little TLC!
Why is it bubbling? Because the house bubbles with charm.
A formal infinity dining room...
...and plenty of outdoor entertaining space!
Take a dip in this palatial master suite...
...complete with luxurious, triple-spa bath.
And don't forget the bedroom suites for the little ones! So charming. So, um...
Uh.....
...
...Nope, time to bail--
SERIOUSLY, EVERYONE! Start bailing out the house--IT'S FLOATING AWAY!! IT'S-----
((Kssssshshk*static-noises*sshk))
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