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Writing then you’re like “what colour even is cocaine” so you hyper analyse pictures of it then realise that you’ve just searched into google “Cocaine” with no other context.

#writing #writers on tumblr #writeblr #writerscommunity #no but seriously is it white or off white.

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People really sleep on the Jekyll and Hyde 1995 musical.

#jekyll and hyde #Jekyll and Hyde musical #I need to know slaps #it’s funny because he’s so deeply obsessed with the pursuit of knowledge

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Disassociating is so weird like I was listening to mitski when I was here but I come back from my little mind trip and hear drake???

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Had a dream that I was in the spider verse and Cat Slater from eastenders was the final boss that me and all the other spidermen had to fight.

#across the spiderverse #spiderman #into the spider verse #spiderbit #spider cat slater from eastenders #weird dream

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I get Frankenstein because I too try to revive dead things. (My ipad from 2016-18)

#frankenstein #dr frankenstein

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I have such a love hate relationship with Christmas cause on one hand I love gratification of getting ppl good presents and on the other it’s like JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU FUCKING WANT PLEASE GOD AND ALSO WHY IS EVERYTHING SO EXPENSIVE UHAHAHHHGGGG SHIPPING COSTS.

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Rainbow

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Montgomery Montgomery

•Genuinely believes tinned fruit is the best food ever. (Is not often agreed with.)

•Extensive curl routine, never frizzy. Used to use a lot of hairspray then found out it was ruining the ozone layer so switched to hair gel and a deep condition once a week.

•talks to reptiles like they understand him.

•loves a little treat everyday now and again.

•loves fun facts.

•Favourite Disney film is chitty chitty bang bang.

•if he didn’t become a herpetologist he would’ve been a politician.

•Adores a trench coat

•A gardener.

• Gustav and him 👨🏽‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻

•Neurodivergent vibes (The fixation on herpetology, gardening, tinned fruit)

•Homosexual (experienced compulsive heterosexuality because he really wanted to have children of his own one day.) (Was really excited that he and Gustav would get to raise the Baudelaire’s.)

#Uncle Monty #monty asoue #montgomery montgomery #a series of unfortunate events #a series of unfortunate quotes #a series of unfortunate events hcs #Headcannons

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Beatrice Baudelaire (Hcs)

• Baudelaire was her name before marriage.

•Her and Bertrand never had a wedding as they technically got married on an island, they just done the paperwork when they came home.

•straight but has “bi-husband” energy™️

•Romanian/American. (Mum was 1st gen romanian immigrant to America, dad was American)

•Trilingual; English, Italian and Romanian

•Would die for Monty (he’s a December boy so was the youngest in their year group in school.)

•Was briefly an actress, Co founder of Prufrock Prepatory School Drama Club (ft Count Olaf- also Co founder, Jacques Snicket and Larry Your-waiter)

•Her, Kit and Esme used to have really girly sleepovers. Bea rlly missed them after the schism.

• Ballet dancer (briefly)

•Very shaky hands, can’t paint her nails to save her life.

•cries when she sings, sings when she cries.

•favourite Disney film is lady and the tramp.

•loved a Sunday dinner, went to a pub in England and had steak pie once and thinks about it every day.

•Has known Olaf’s family since they were young, regarded each other as sort of cousins.

•prefers necklaces and earrings to any other jewellery.

•Does all her own stunts (sometimes cartwheels because she feels like it/ will just do a handstand if you ask her to, no questions asked)

•climbs mountains for fun.

•prefers rocky beaches. Collects sea glass.

#beatrice baudelaire #series of unfortunate events #soue #series of unfortunate events headcannons #Beatrice headcannons #hcs

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#im sexier than ELON musk #im smarter than Elon musk #daily affirmations

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I was Cleopatra, I was taller than the rafters, but that’s all in the past, love; it’s gone with the wind.

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"Where is Jacques?"

I have so many headcanons of Olaf and the Snicket twins. I wholeheartedly believe O and Jacques were best friends and when Olaf started dating Kit, Jacques had those conflicting "big" brother feelings (Jacques is canonically Kit's twin and I'm 99% sure he's the older one).

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remember that one snippet from forever ago…i (technically) finished it!

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Count Olaf/Kit Snicket Characters: Count Olaf (A Series of Unfortunate Events), Kit Snicket Additional Tags: the kitlaf isnt necessarily romantic, they do have smth going on tho!, Character Study, Angst, post-opera night, Pre-Canon, Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Alcohol, Introspection, Hurt No Comfort, something like that Summary:

He’s been in the house long enough that this new mess is nothing but an extension of it–tangible proof of the decay that crawls through the water pipes and buries itself between disintegrating floorboards. A sliver of sunlight finds its way through a window, hitting the shards of glass and reflecting viridescent light against peeling wallpaper.

There’s a word for this, too–for the feeling that bubbles up inside of him while he stares numbly at the broken bottle and the vaguely beautiful emerald shine it produces that dances upon his walls; its ghost.

Sullen. Somber. Dismal. Wretched.

The doorbell rings the moment he settles on pathetic.

(In which Olaf does something close to mourning. Almost.)

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Who can actually tell the Denouements apart?

So I was thinking about this and… it got long. So now it’s under the cut! These are all based on my personal headcannons for the sugar bowl gen and I had way too much fun thinking about it

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lemony: esme liked to dress as an octopus

lemony: fortunately, count olaf was into that, a phrase which here means 'kinky as shit'

kit: how do you know that lemony

lemony: ANYWAY

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Sylvia Plath would love Bojack Horseman so much. I’m so upset. Why do people die before they get to discover things they’d love.

#sylvia plath #assumptions #bojackthoughts #bojack rewatch #bojack horseman