the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him
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let’s pour one out for all the janitors who clean and never get enough appreciation
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So... In need of moneh. SO I'm opening commission :D
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It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!
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Most of the things memory loss does to you are bad but one of the benefits is getting to play a game every 2-3 years and have it basically be brand new all over again
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Someone warn Lily Du - there’s a coupe d’état (pun absolutely intended) coming 😈
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Starting some silly autistic comics because they vibe (his name is Apple Sauce)
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Dead space (08) where I'm fighting a beast that won't die. And I had to freeze it.
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