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Twisted Wonderland HC's: Your Platonic Relationsimps w/ Ace Trappoling deez nuts in your mouth

You and Ace were notorious together, that it sometimes even irritated the most and ever calm Yuuken in some situations

Not Jack having to subdue the ball of energy that is you :"")

Honestly, he would drag you along for most of the ride

Next class is history? That's a sleeper subject- time to skip!

Proceeds to pan the camera to him carrying you on his shoulder as he runs away from a pissed off housewarden (and Deuce and Grim- how dare you two leave them again!)

Though to compensate, he would buy you some snacks to nibble on while roaming the campus

Sometimes, you end finding the secret corridors and rooms around the main building

But nothing would compare the sight of you sitting side by side with him on the rooftops

It was a serene moment, but one that Ace appreciated because from that moment he knew

Knew what?

Who knows? I'm not in his brain -__-

Well, now that's where your guys go-to spot to relax on now

Bit by bit, you two would bring stuff to the attic that has the window opening to the rooftop

A chair, homework, a mini fridge, lounge chairs, a foldable table

You basically unofficially claimed this little hidey-hole your guys' spot

Surprisingly, Ace never lets anyone else know

Although, he would brag and hint at it (making it obvious for the rest of the group but to amuse themselves, they choose to remain quiet)

Ace would also be dubbed as your #1 bodyguard

Forget the moments he bullied you when you first appeared in twisted wonderland, he's now sunshine protector number #1 !!!

He realizes that, with how clumsy with life you are- you needed someone to stabilize you

Although, he admits- that he isn't the best choice, but hey! What else do ya' got? A beastman? A pet? A fairy? A shorty? A dumbass?

Yeah, he was the best option.

He would honestly lowkey do anything for you- he has to pay you back somehow right? (there's more to that even Jack can sniff it)

Shoving aside any emotional attachment he has, he's always the one to remind you of y'all schedule's and what not

He's surprisingly organized??

Definitely has his moments of carrying the singular shared braincell between the Adeuce combo

Emphasis on "certain occassions" because 99.9% of the time- he does not give a damn

Why do you think he made a contract with Azul then, hmm? What about those moments he would stroll in your room at 1AM (he knows the times you're awake because of how often he visits unexpectedly that he already memorizes the routine you have)

Yeah, better be prepared to carry- not one idiot, but 6 others who struggle in their own little way

Ace definitely has a cellphone charm that matches yours btw

#twst #twst x you #twst x reader #twst headcannons #twst hcs #twst hc #twisted wonderland #twst ace x you #twst ace x reader #ace x you #ace x reader #unedited #platonic relationships #ace is lowkey simp #cant tell me otherwise

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One Piece's WWHI Series (Isekai Ver.)

3.) What would happen if you "ass first, questions later"?

"Pfft," the girl cackled, "a'ight- bet!" standing proudly from her crouched position from the corner of the bar, she stalked up to the man of the night-.

"Ace!" The drunk pirate looks at her in wonder, thinking that he never really got to converse with the girl after they had first met by the docks. "What's up?" The girl grins with this glint in her eyes that the flame user couldn’t quite place. Thatch, however, could tell. And he was trying so hard not to spit out the alcohol in his mouth as both Marco and Ace stare at him oddly. "Well," she strides closer to him, "you're lookin' quite hot today~. She waved her hand in front of him, ultimately failing to flirtatiously tap him on the chest because- who was she to do that really?

Seeing the failed attempt, Thatch died, slamming his beer on the table top as he died a little in the inside for the girl.

She was just trying so hard.

"Well," Ace grinned, "I am made of fire." SHOT DOWN! The girl cried, there was no way that went over his head. She turned to look at his two friends who were also trying hard not to facepalm at this man's idiocy.

"Alcohol really does you no good huh?" She mutters out which received a questioning look from Ace himself while the other two  lost it.

In Whitebeard's name, she was sweating. Would she go through with it?

Staring at the freckled man, she bit her lip and reaffirmed herself. There was no time like the present really.

"Huh?"

"How about me then?" She turned around and bent at such an angle that really emphasized her…thicc-ness.

"Oh shit-!" Thatch clung onto Marco, wheezing with tears in his eyes.

"Uh…"

Ace was trying really hard to reboot right now and at this point, Marco was cringing so hard he just had to stop… whatever you were doing.

"Did you drink too much- yoi?"

She jumped in shock, quickly snapping her head towards the doctor who was smirking in amusement.

"Not at all!" She waved her hands, "I just thought that Ace was an ass type a guy."

"HE IS!"

Thatch screeched, slinging an arm over your shoulder to pull in you next to a very embarrassed Ace.

"The hell you mean bro?!"

"You know your gentleman aesthetic moves of opening the door for others? Yeah- I saw you."

Cackling, the girl took a toast with the phoenix as they stare at the two creating a storm within the bar.

"So," Marco started, "what really were you doing?"

She stares at him.

"Ass first, questions later."

"Deal."

"Wait- what?"

#united #crackfic #one piece fic #one piece #platonic relationships #one piece x reader #one piece x you #wwhi #op x reader #marco #thatch #ace #ass #ace is an ass guy #marco maybe too

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One Piece (Isekai): Musical Isle

A/N: Have not watched the OP Red movie so this is gonna work a little bit differently (from what I know </3)

You, Luffy, and the rest of the StrawHat gang arrive at a mysterious island hidden by a veil of mist

"It doesn't even have a magnetic pull!" -according to Nami who seemed to be slowly panicking alongside Usopp and Chopper who- of course- became laying out their pessimistic thoughts to everyone

Zoro- of course- immediately shut that down with realism

You, who simply wanted to feel land beneath your feet- immediately bounded off the ship and off to the island

Which definitely set the crew ablaze as they see their captain tagging along your kiteboard

Arriving with bright smiles, you and Luffy began searching around the colorful island

It had a huge forest, different buildings and structures, yet nothing could compare to the tunes that seemed... a little too familiar to your ears

Grabbing Luffy's hand, you pulled him into the direction of a quite familiar bar- set in a city of 1776

You slide in, internally squealing at the sight of the act being performed in the middle of the bar

Luffy, surprisingly, was interested and seemed to ask you what they were doing

He couldn't ignore the sparkles in your eyes really

You then explained what musicals were in your world

Now hit with a new sense of excitement, Luffy asked to hear ALL of the musicals (your favorite ones of course)

Sharing the same sentiment, you dragged Luffy all around musical isle

The crew, however, were left flabbergasted

You ended up seeing them in all kinds of classic musicals because they decided to seperate and search for both you and their captain

The island was that big after all

However, they didn't account for the perceptions once they entered a "musical" world

Zoro was in Les Miserables

Nami was in Chicago

Usopp was in Dear Evan Hansen

Sanji was in The Phantom of the Opera

Chopper was in Annie

Robin was in the Sound of Music

Franky was in Grease

Brook was in Fiddler on the Roof

Altogether, they get thrust in scenes of 'West side story', 'Six', 'In the Heights', 'Wizard of Oz', 'Heathers', 'High School Musical' and so much more!

An overarching side plot that confuses and confounds the crew as familiar faces start appearing in the middle of a song

Who knew that Law was into the 'The Greatest Showman'? Or even Kidd who slid into 'Tick, tick...BOOM!' ( was mislead highly likely)

#one piece #one piece fic #crack fic #one piece au #op au #platonic relationships #platonic reader #one piece x you #once piece x y/n #unedited #op x reader #op x you #op x y/n #luffy #nami #zoro #usopp #chopper #robin #franky #brook #strawhats #one piece strawhats #strawhat pirates #pls i want this to happen

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update:

no fics this week because they're all halfway done/ in progress </3

got some ideas to toss around tho for multiple fandoms

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Twisted Wonderland AU (Fantastical Realm)

A/N: So I thought of something basically,,,, I tried to use the concept of how the twst characters are inspired/ came from their respective movie references, and decided- why not make a twist of how MC (gn) and Grim become the main characters of that film/story and experience the wild differences and odd similarities they find from their "twisted wonderland" world to this one that they both arrive in.

Side note: has a lot of in depth characterization that Grim and MC investigates

Overall Plot Flow:

Kinda flows like Dorothy and the yellow brick road

Your goal? To get back to your bed at the Ramshackle dorm

You met your 1st year gang friends along the way as side characters in their respective stories

As well as the other characters but the dorm heads have more of a major part to play in the plot

Like you meet Ace and Deuce as exiles from the Hearts Kingdom

You find Jack as one of the lions in the jungle who seem to  live alone, away from the carefree pride that completely ignores their own dire situation

You find the Octavinelle devious duo as a mini side quest with the three besties

After recruiting the intimidating twins as your temporary body guards, you head to the next realm to seek a certain magical item to traverse this whole new world

Jamil reluctantly comes with by the command of Kalim

You meet Epel next as one of the victims of the queen or as one of the servants of the evil queen

After that, you decided you needed extra help from the one and only place in hell

Ortho happily comes along, because he's such a sweetheart and he genuinely wants to see the overworld change for the better

Had to dip and dive outta there real quick

You finally meet one of the retainers of the ruler of the valley of thorns (Sebek)

He- hesitatingly- decided to help you and gang with the blessing of the right hand of the Queen (Malleus)

Eventually have a boss battle with all of the 'villains' in each country/ place you visited

Once the people found their peace, the mirror reappears....and BLAM! You are sent back to your world with a hectic looking college dorm room

You were gone for quite some time apparently

You decided to tell your first year buddies what happened and of course- they laughed at certain points in the story but was glad their alters still took care of you

You also dropped this story- accidentally- to some house leaders and they are shocked

LMAOO IMAGINE THEIR FACES GOOD GOD

Lilia, Ruggie, and Rook would be so amused by their dorm head- trying- to act indifferently but would notice how they are so affected by it

#twst #twst x you #twst x reader #twst headcanons #twst imagines #disney twisted wonderland #twst wonderland #platonic relationships #twst fic #unedited #cracktakes #twst au #twisted wonderland au #im high and dry and desperate for content #grim and mc get into shenanigans

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oh wow- cheers to more twst content then🍻

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Beyblade Burst! Scenarios: How you met "Wakiya"

It was a designated off to all the Bladers right before a competition. You would think that they would be hard grinding before the big match right?

Wrong.

You had to kindly ' e x p l a i n' that rest was just equally important in their training, and you told them that if you saw them doing ANYTHING related to Beyblading today- you would make sure that their Bey would be in complete definite working condition for the next couple of days.

They nodded without any qualms after that which made you quite satisfied, even Valt and Honcho nodded albeit crying internally when they thought of the scenarios where their Beys would be in your hands. It wasn't one they would want to remember anytime soon.

You then let out a relieved sigh once you checked on everyone, they were all doing their own thing- either hanging out or grabbing some food or even just do kid things their age besides beyblading really.

You rolled your eyes at the thought, even though you were a fan of beyblade- you weren't this addicted to it! Sheesh, talk about let's take a break in the relationship, bro.

"Why the sullen look, hm?"

Blinking at the face that was suddenly near yours, you were forced to be brought back into reality by his sheer cocky grin and bakugou-lookin' ass hair.

"Ah, Wakiya- what are you doing here?" You impassively asked which made Wakiya pout, he was sure that he got you good with a nice ol' scare (you use to fall for those a lot when you first met him.) 

Humming, he grabbed a hold of your shoulders before bringing you to his side, walking you to… somewhere. This guy was quite a mystery sometimes- you noted to yourself.

"Just wanted to visit my friends of course!" He said so jovially that it was dripping with sarcasm, and you simply chuckled at his two-faced act.

You knew the blonde loved his "so-called-rivals" dearly, he even planned all of their trips and supported them when he could as Red Eye was frolicking around.

So it was funny to see him in denial, "yeah, sure~ How about me then?"

You teased, poking the side of his cheek that had red slightly tinting it- as you slowly waited for his small outburst.

Scoffing, he looked away and talked with the puff of his chest, "how could I forget about you!" he glared at you offendedly, with a swing of his hand- it laid on his chest and slouch a little forward, "You wound me to think that I had forgotten about you."

Sharing a laugh at his dramatic act, you couldn't help but feel at ease in his presence. He was always the one that checked on you during your stay at BC Sol (surprisingly since you chanced on meeting him when he decided to declare war on them.) It was like you two just naturally bounced off each other's energy when you two first met.

"Valt! Today is the day you shall taste defeat by my hand!"

Hearing the door loudly make contact with the wall made you jump in surprise and misfire a Bey in random direction.

"SH-shiitake mushrooms!"

Seeing it wildly bounce from wall to wall, it made you curse and quickly duck with hands nestled tightly behind your head. This looked like it happened way too many times, so Wakiya had to conclude that this was 'apparently' a common occurrence in BC Sol's training gym.

Seeing no sign of the bouncing bey stopping nor the kneeling person even bothering to pick up their mistakes, he sighed and easily caught the Bey as it bounced in his direction.

"Are you really that scared of getting hit with a Bey?" he didn't mean to mock but that's what it sounded to you, aka fighting words.

Jumping from your crouched form, you stalked up with a jutted chin to the blonde.

"Hell yeah I am!" you glared, "I'm pretty sure I'll fly 10 feet if I get hit by that!" Wildly throwing your hands around with your hair a mess, Wakiya tried very hard not to let out a laugh right now.

Spare him, he's trying his best to be nice to a stranger.

So instead, he coughed at the side of his collar and silently offered back your bey.

Grabbing it with a huff, you passed a quiet, "thanks," before leaving in embarrassment. That was not one way to meet him of all people.

You heard Wakiya, the blonde rich blader from way back in Valt and Rantaro's Bey club. He was one of the best, Valt says, and in confidence if Honcho may add. As close as they were, they too were rivals in hopes of becoming the best in the game.

Is what you would think- but seeing him now, it felt like he was given a little too much 'credit'.

About to close the door and leaving him be in his search for his "vengeance with Valt," you barely caught wind of his hushed mumbles.

"I'm pretty sure you wouldn't with that launch power."

Le GASP.

He did not just diss you like that, you DO NOT take that lying down.

"What d'ya say?" You hissed, slowly turning around, locking in your bey in its launcher.

Wakiya shivered, hairs standing on the back on his neck and he was sure that he never spun so fast (even when his parents would scold him once in a while) in his life.

Yet something clicked in his brain…

You are a stranger! What do you- a noob in the world of Beyblading- have on him?

He clicked his tongue and smirked at you, "want me to say that again for your deaf newbie ears?" he relaxingly crossed his arms, a provocative sign of confidence.

But you weren't able to be fooled by its faux of it at all. 

"Yeah, sure, " you pointed at the bey stadium you were just at, "run that by me again on the field."

"Deal. Be grateful that you'll get to taste defeat by me- Wakiya Murasaki!"

Sizing each other with a scoff, you shut the door behind you and went into the position opposite of him.

Hearing all the stories from Valt and Honcho did give you some sort of advantage, as you got an idea of on how he usually bladed (and from the times you repetitively watched the show) but you shouldn't be complacent. He still was an exceptional blader with tremendous skill, a tactical genius at that too.

But you were a tactician yourself as well.

Grinning to yourself as a light bulb lit up, you set yourself up with a stance that seemed normal and generic to Wakiya. He thought that this was seemingly all too easy to read, from your foot placement to the way you gripped your launcher.

"Predictable." He mumbled, a grin slowly creeping up on his face. "Let's make this quick, I still have some business with another person."

You scoffed, hand willing itself to pull the string off the launcher already, "Right then." Slightly bending your knees, you began the countdown.

"3!"

"2!"

"1!"

"Let it- RIP!!"

Pulling it with all the force you could muster, you internally cheered at seeing your bey perfectly land in the middle of the stage, finally flawlessly pulling off your own launch.

Wakiya could see the sparkle in your eyes, seeing your bey launch perfectly in the stadium, and he had to give you credit, that was impressive for a beginner.

"Beginner's luck?"

Alas it came out wrong.

You huffed but offered no snide remark in return, fully focused in whooping his ass and your bey that you wished would- one day- answer.

"Orpheus!" You called out.

"Deflect!" "You can't physically deflect an insult, idiot."

You deadpanned at Wakiya's amused stare before scoffing and turning away.

"Then I guess you don't want this special edition okonomiyaki." "Hey-! Y'know I was just joking right?" "…" "I'M KIDDING!"

#wakiya #wakiya loml #beyblade burst #beyburst

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Twisted Wonderland HCs: Yuuken's Platonic Relationship w/ you

You and Yuuken (M! MC) make everyone question whether their BI gay or straight just sayin

But for real though, you two would be the biggest 'to pine for-' dates when there's a formal ball/ party or a festival or event really

You two should give yourselves more credit when even the biggest well known figures in the school have preschool crushes on yall… Ok maybe at least gradeschool

JUST KIDDING

They're down bad for Yuuken that’s for sure

Who wouldn’t want a hunk of a man that'll protect 'em?

You know you would

Alas, that’s why everyone is gay or bi for Yuuken now

While you play cupid for him- done with a hint spite for all the days you lost a game of rock-paper-scissors to him and ultimately had to do all the house chores

That’s how you two decide who would do the chores around the dorm

At this point, Yuuken even bought you a maid uniform to wear because of how often (always) you clean the dorm

(The first year circle of besties use this as blackmail when they're desperate)

"Do you always go with Scissors?"

" Instinctively 😀✨"

"yeah- you're instinctively dumb😐"

Grim begrudgingly had to help you- he felt bad- because you always ended up cleaning after Yuuken and the others

Even the ghost had to pick up after you because there would be times where they would find you in the middle of the hallway- hunch but standing- half-asleep and leaning on a dried up mop that is about to snap

The next day, the ghost then quickly scold a kneeling Yuuken who ultimately decided to rig (let you win) the game so he would do some chores from time to time

Morning are usually composed of an already awake Yuuken (who took a quick run with Jack) trying to wake up a certain messy sleeper

You would be wrapped in heaps of blankets with your pillow resting across the room you and Yuuken share and he wonders- everyday- how it even got there in the first place

He refuses to question it

Especially when he has to deal with your groggy ass in the morning

After taking his morning jog with Jack, he has to brew some coffee for you

Well, more like he heats up water then throws in a packet of 3 in 1 instant coffee

But he likes to make you believe that he brewed coffee for you to get in your good graces

Last time he slipped out and said he made instant coffee…

Well you had to take notes for him and yourself for a couple of classes..

Yuuken also is the more responsible of the two and is dubbed as the 'prefect' of the Ramshackle dorm and you..

Well you were his assistant

But it sometimes felt like he was trying to help you out more to survive than vice versa

You were honestly a hopeless case

A crybaby, a klutz, a day dreamer, a overly trusting dunce

The list goes on but it honestly makes him adore you like a little sibling and makes this twisted world a little more homey

Like he'd ever admit that and say that to your face though

Besides Yuuken acting as a- sometimes- over bearing brother, he would also protect you from other bullies

The first years are also over protective of you because of how clumsy you are that you actually unintentionally forced Sebek to carry around a mini med kit

He was dubbed as the resident care taker of the group because of his extensive knowledge on healing magic actually

Sebek refuses to even recount all the time you trip, fell, got hit, busted a lip… and a hellavu a lot more that he does not want to reminisce at all

Like, how did you even get stuck at the top of one of the college buildings- HOW DID YOU GET UP THERE UNKNOWINGLY?!

Ahem

Besides that

You would always drag Yuuken to classes because  he would actually try to skip sometimes (to rest with Leona)

And if you were stressed out because of the reqs and all the other campus shenanigans, you would actually pull him into the other direction and have a mini picnic with the lion heir

He appreciates the free food

Will not admit though that he like being petted or likes petting your hair though

Yet he unknowingly does this by ruffling your hair after doing good whenever you score well in your test or manage to get one over his teammates in magift

#twst #twst x you #twst x reader #twst headcanons #twisted wonderland #yuuken #twst yuuken #unedited #drafts #help i actually like him #platonic relationships

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Tokyo Rev: Trip to the Hot Baths! (Bonten) Part 1

A/N: Old OC- will probs edit it sometime

"THANK YOU BOSS!"

Everyone cheered at the news of a weekend getaway break from the office, treated by their one and only stoic boss- Mikey. They all chatted happily with each other, already making plans during the break and making the most out of it before getting back into their heavy workload.

Seiri, who happened to pass by to drop some food for the guys, heard their plan and shook her head with a smile. It took a lot to convince Mikey to give his executives a break from managing the 'company.' She constantly worried from their all nighters, odd sleeping hours, and overworked selves.

After three long hours of a self-made power presentation titled, "why YOU need a break from work and do some self-care," Mikey relented and offered to bring it up in their next meeting.

Hearing a soft knock on the door, Rindou excused himself from Kakuchou and went to open it, instantly grinning at the familiar appearance of the brunette.

"Heyo~!" Seiri greeted with a lazy salute, "Got some lunch, y'all free to eat?"

Seeing the plastic bag from their favorite fast food joint down the street, Rindou nodded with stars in his eyes, grabbing the bag from her.

"Yeah, thanks a bunch Sweetbun," giving a quick kiss to the brunette's forehead, he left to set the food on the table so the others can grab their orders as well.

The girl scrunched her nose in annoyance, proceeding to furiously wipe her forehead with her sleeve which made Ran laugh, seeing the whole interaction unfold.

"Hey, sweetie! How's your morning?" Ran approached with a smirk, arm slung around the girl shoulders as he pulled her to their table where the others were already shuffling through the bags of food.

"All good, just finished classes for today. How 'bout you guys?" She replied with a smile, wrapping her own arms around the taller male who just hummed and reciprocated her action.

"Fantastic actually," he bopped her nose, "now that you’re here," the girl giggle before promptly pushing him away with a playful glare.

"Uhuh.. Heard you guys got a break for this weekend," she commented, grabbing a drink from the coffee machine they had in their meeting room. Koko decided to buy one when some of their members would go out for a long time when they were just on a "coffee break." 

"Yeah and Mikey's treatin' us!" Sanzu intervened, hugging the girl from behind in greeting.

"Oh~ for real?" She was actually surprised that Mikey offered to pay for everything, she guessed that maybe he really felt bad for overworking his co-workers.

Chuckling at her thought, she patted the arms of Sanzu who was still cuddling her to let her go.

"You should go and eat Sanzu, I'm sure you guys had a long meeting," patting his head, the pink haired male simply smiled and nodded.

"In a bit, just gonna finish a report downstairs- save some food for me assholes!" He scowled with a shout by the door, making the others groan while some just nodded mindlessly (enjoying the hot and newly cooked food from their friend).

"Have you eaten Seiri?" Takeomi asked in concern, while the girl thought to herself for a bit.

"Hmm… No? Wait, I think I have," answering unsure, she wanted to fake trying to remember what she ate today- not wanting to admit to them that she skipped meals because of her classes.

Koko clicked his tongue, "you haven't, your card hasn't been used for anything today besides a can of coffee from a vending machine," instantly exposing the girl who just looked away with a whistle.

Sighing at her antics, Kakuchou grabbed a portion of his food and offered a spoonful of it to her, "you gotta eat too Seiri, school's important and all but you need food to power that brain of yours," he scolded in a soft tone while poking her forehead which made the girl relent with a chuckle.

"Alright I'll take a quick brunch with you guys." Mumbling with the spoon of piping hot rice in her mouth.

"Good." Koko nodded, silently offering his portions to the girl too who gave a smile in thanks.

"Any plans for the trip?" The girl asked Mikey who stayed silent the whole time, eating his meal at the head of the table.

"We might swing by an Onsen," he replied after swallowing his food and placing his container away in another bag filled with trash.

"And probably hang around that area for a day before going to do other activities," Koko continued, finishing up his meal as well.

"Can you come with us, Seiri?" The white-haired boss asked, approaching the girl and leaning on her shoulder with a yawn that made the girl pat his head unconsciously.

"Hm, I think so- yeah. I don't think I have much to do- besides studying- this weekend."

Rindou scoffed, "all you do IS study," with a roll of his eyes, remembering all the times the girl would decline his offer of hanging out because of a test or a project.

"Not my fault I have so much things to do, it's like my professors want to see me suffer," she snidely remarked with sarcasm.

Sadly, some couldn't take the hint.

"Who?"

Hearing the slam of utensils besides her, Kakuchou's menacing aura grew intensely.

"I'm kidding! Please don't take me seriously, Kakun," she desperately gripped onto the sleeve of Kakuchou who gave a look to Koko who understood the glint in his eyes, nodding and standing up with him.

"We'll have a little chat with your professors," he stood up and grabbed his things alongside Kakuchou, "we'll be back in 30, boss."

Mikey nodded, giving him their consent while Seiri just prayed for her professors in her head.

"I don't think they can ever look at me the same way again," she grumbled in sadness while Rindou silently cheered in delight.

"Why? You know it's unfair when they give you too much work, right?" Takeomi commented, honestly feeling the same way Kakuchou did but decided to lecture the girl instead.

"I know but-,"

"But work is work, hm? That's a bullshit excuse and you know it," Ran passed by with a loud slurp of his drink, making Seiri angrily huff and lean on Mikey for support.

"Alright, fine," she replied bitterly which made Takeomi sigh, knowing that it would take some convincing for her to see his side on things like this.

"We don't wanna see you overworked, Seiri," the man reasoned with a hand on top of hers, to which she responded by tightening her grip for a second then loosening it in his hold.

"Yeah, for sure you don't wanna get white hairs like Takeomi-san," Rindou comment with an evil grin, ruining the hard façade Seiri was making from being stubborn.

"There's that cute smile of yours," Rindou smiled genuinely, "we're just looking out for you, alright?" hands folded in front of him where his chin sat at.

The girl nodded, now grinning as well as they knew they had good intentions for doing all this, even though they have different means of doing so.

"Yeah yeah- I get it! Now let me eat in peace," she huffed with her arms crossed, Mikey now leaving the warmth in her arms and proceeding to go into his office.

"Meet me in my office when you’re done?" Mikey asked, wanting to continue their cuddles to take a nap and the girl nodded, giving him a thumbs up to which Mikey left with a small smile painted on his face.

"Gonna eat me out now?" Ran smirked making the girl gag on her own food and smack the arm of the cackling Haitani.

"Water! Here Seiri, drink this-" Takeomi grabbed his drink before jogging to the cooler and grabbing a cool bottle of water.

"Like I'd ever touch your tiny shrimpy ass dick," she scoffed, moving to sit besides a cackling Rindou who was flipping over the reaction of his brother, looking all offended at the girl's insinuation.

"It ain't shrimpy!"

"I can't attest to that,"

"Fuck you too Rin!"

#tokyo rev #unedited #scraps #drafts #bonten

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PSA <3

A/N: I post once every week! Goal is currently 1 fic + a short fic or hc. Well, i'll try to get into a routine but for now that's how it is~ Fic schedules of what series I'll release will be non-existent - though WWHI will probably be my main priority and regular occurrence - I don't take requests right now... maybe when i get better at writing really

Current fandom: One Piece<3

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One Piece (Reverse Isekai)

>BEACH ARC (Part 1: "You genuinely thought that waking up was a whole new responsibility in of itself." )

Narrator: Aah, goo-not-so-lagoon. To think that by retelling a story from your childhood would get the others to plead on their knees, tears at the brink of their eyes as they begged you to know.

"HOW DO WE GET TO THE FLOATING ISLAND?!"

Humming at the tune playing from your phone's speaker, you sliced some meat and vegetables as Sanji heated a pot filled with water.

"We're gonna cook a lot today Sanj!" You playfully bumped hips with the cook who chuckled amused.

"Of course!" He confidently claimed while twirling knives in his hands, "I'm pretty sure everyone's going to get hungry from all the energy they're going to spend at the beach today." 

You couldn't help but sigh in exasperation, already imagining Luffy running around with Usopp and Chopper everywhere without a care in the world.

"Why don't you relax today too Sanji?" you offered. "I did promise to take over since it's your day off and all that," placing a hand on his shoulder, Sanji smiles at the action, grabbing your hand and leaving a quick but soft kiss on it.

"I appreciate the offer honeybun," he rubs your hand with his thumb, "but I'd rather work more so that you wouldn't burn yourself out."

You couldn't help the blush that rushed to your cheeks by how his words made your chest feel warm.

"Thank you," hugging him in gratitude, you let go and began working on the chopping board once more. "I'll make sure to give you extra servings!" Winking at his direction, he laughs and shakes his head.

You we're simply too adorable for his poor heart. "Zoro~!" You whined, flopping on top of the muscled man that is-somehow- still knocked out on the couch. From all the noise to the streets and in the house, you would think that someone would have waken up by now but NO- you underestimated the power that is sleeping within Zoro, the three-swordsman user.

"Can't wake him up like that."

You turn to Usopp who calmly sipped on his own coffee with Chopper, sitting on his shoulder and was rubbing the sleep from his eyes, nodding along.

"How then?" Huffing, you moved out of the piles of pillows on top of Zoro to stare at him beside the sniper. He hummed to himself, thinking back to the one time he had to simultaneously wake up Sanji, Luffy, and Zoro. He could use the same strategy but knowing Zoro, he already built a resistance to his bullshit. "Ah!" A lightbulb lights up on top of his head and you looked at him, questioning….many things.

"Just," he grabbed your shoulders to pull you closer, "mention anything Luffy related." He snickers with a whisper and you deadpanned at him.

There was no way he was that predictable…right? Shrugging, you decided to shot your shoot, "Zoro." you poked his cheeks, "Luffy said he wants to make you his pirate queen." "hUh? The fuck?!" So he is predictable. You three shared a laugh which made the swordsman- still half-asleep- glare at you all while ruffling his hair to sit up. "Couldn't you wake me up more peacefully?" "Maybe if you actually did-" pointing at the pillow surrounding him- "I would." you scoffed. Huffing in annoyance, you turned away to go and wake the others up around the house. There was still more to go around and you couldn't help but look forward to it. "Be thankful she even woke you up Zoro," Usopp comments which made Zoro look back at him confused. "She's been up even before dawn to help Sanji and the rest prepare." Sipping his coffee, he could feel the embarrassment radiating of the swordsman. He swears that he could even see a slight twinge of color on his cheeks. "Right," Zoro nods, now standing from the mess he called his sleeping area. "I'll go and see what I can do." Usopp smiles that Zoro caught his message and he nods, "see you later then! Tell the rest I'll be back before we head out."  "Hm?" Zoro turns to him in question but nods nonetheless, "where you headin' to?" "Just gonna grab some stuff from the tindahan that we might be able to use in our trip," he grins with a glint in his eyes that made Zoro just hum along. He already knew what his friend was probably getting into so he just left them to it. "See ya' then." "Law," you pouted and stared at the doctor who refused to step out of the bathroom. "you gotta hurry up." You could hear the man grunt, probably frustrated that his precious alone time is being disturbed. "Let them damn wait!" "Fuck you!" Kidd swears back, "I've been waiting for more than 30 minutes already!" You had to hold back the fiery buff guy as he seemed to attempt to kick down the door. You had to replace it many times now and you couldn't afford to buy new bolts for the door every time someone hogs the bathroom. "Kidd please," you begged, "go to the other one for now?" you suggested, giving your best puppy eyes. You hoped that it would at least appease the two for now. Looking back and forth from you to the door, Kidd couldn't help the frustrated sigh come out of his mouth. He knows that you didn't have time to deal with this, and he knows that you're trying.

For them.

So he decided to just let this go… for now. "You better hurry your ass up next time Trafalgar," he seethes, turning out of the room and downstairs to where the other bathroom resided. You- now relieved- pressed your back on the bathroom door in exhaustion. It took all of your strength to hold back the big muscle man and it definitely took some years out of your life as you tried to step up to the guy. "You know," your ears perk up at the muffled voice behind the door, "I would've gone out already." Falling backwards with a "oof!", you glare at a smirking Law who was drying his hair with a towel. "Well, I wanted to give you some time for yourself," you explained, now sitting up as you stare at the towel-wearing doctor who strutted his way to his own closet. Shuffling through his piled of clothes of what could be appropriately worn for the trip later on. "Why?" He inquired but you knew he already knows the answer to that, so you merely clicked your tongue and stood up, about to leave from the room for him to change privately. "You already have gotta deal with a lot from work," you chided, "so I took pity to the poor ol' chap!" you slammed the door, avoiding the possible comeback Law might have for you from teasing him. Though, Law didn't have one. Just a smiled painted on his face as his sighs. "What to do with you really…" "Breakfast!!" Luffy cheers, he excitedly slides onto his chair as he stares at the food in front of him in awe. His previous sleep deprived state long forgotten as he raced to the table. "Don’t eat too much, alright?" You ruffled his hair as you passed by, placing another dish on the table which everyone stares at in awe. "You might just end up surprisingly floating on the sea by how bloated you are." "Is that how it works?!" Luffy gasps and you chuckled at his naivete. "Mhm!" At your confirmation, he nods, now determined to actually test that theory- but before he could, his head was smacked by Nami and Sanji who yelled at him for being an idiot. Reminding him that he was still a devil fruit user who couldn't swim. "Aw~, I really thought I could swim again." You wanted to comfort Luffy by explaining how he could with floaties but decided that you would surprise him instead later on. "Did you make this dessert?" You hear Chopper excitedly ask across from you and you nodded with a smile. "Yeah! But I couldn't have done it without Sanji's expertise, of course." Sanji shakes his head, "you give too much credit honey bun." "Its SUPER~ yummy!" Franky hums in delight, appreciating the cool taste of the dessert as it goes down his throat. It felt more refreshing in stark contrast to the heat of the early morning. "It definitely cools you down," Robin adds and you couldn't help but wave your hands in embarrassment. "Y'all are too nice!" "Just sayin' how it is, pipsqueak," Kidd ruffles your hair, but you didn't mind how it messed up your look. You actually smiled at the action, feeling warm in the chest. "So," Law started, "what's the itinerary for today?" "So professional," you rolled your eyes with a teasing tone, making the others share a chuckle. "First of all," you counted on your fingers, "we'll be there at around 7 or 8am so that y'all can enjoy the whole day trip!" Everyone cheers at that, even some of the adults who were eating at a separate table perked up in some form of joy. "Can we drink?" Shanks immediately asks and you sigh, turning to him and the others beside him who practically had this same begging look.

"It's only 4am right now," You pointed out. "Yeah! :D" You both stare each other down, your glare matched even the carefree stare of the red-haired emperor who refused to back down. 'Don't give in!' You told yourself as Shank's slowly started to bit his lip and give you this look. You know that look, you were weak to that and you know he knows.

You lock eyes. He mouths, "you can't resist me." With a wink, you blew up. "NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER!" You ran away from the crime scene, bolting out the door to catch some cool air- ignoring the loud bouts of laughter that echoed from inside the house. "I'm taking that as a yes," Shanks laughs, clinking his glass with Mihawk's who simply chuckled. He was quite amused at how easily flustered you can be but still stand at the same level as them. "What a sight indeed," Doflamingo sips his wine, already on the notion of drinking on the wee hours of the day. He, too, was intrigued by you and the this 'day trip' of yours. He hopes that it matches the expectations he has… Well, you better take a deep breath of that cool air while you can.

#unedited #one piece #one piece fic #one piece x you #one piece x reader #one piece x y/n #platonic relationships #luffy x you #luffy x y/n #sanji x you #sanji x y/n #zoro x you #zoro x y/n #law x you #law x y/n #shanks shamelessly flirts #doffy is amused #usopp does not take bs #chopper loves sweets #mihawk is amused

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One Piece's WWHI Series (Isekai Ver.)

2.) What would happen if the others heard you speak your native language? (Part 2)

~Previously~

After gathering the lost sheeps, the crew got to drinking with Whitebeard and Red-haired pirates. Apparently, the yonkos met on this island and decided to catch up with each other.

Which leads the lass to this particular…predicament.

"Are you sure you want to join a kid's game?" the girls asks, quite concerned by the way how the two yonkos are acting.

"Yeah! Start explainin' kiddo!"

"It's been quite some time since we had a friendly game, right red hair?!" The two laughed with arms strewn across each other shoulders.

The girl sighs but does as he says anyways, "okay, so it's called 'Patintero.' Basically, there are two teams," she points towards the group split between the two captains. "One is on offense, while the other is on defense."

"The defense team stands on these lines," she taps her foot on the white taped ground which were laid in a rectangle with line intersecting the sidelines in the middle creating squares. "Rule is that the person in charge of this one line cannot step out of it nor cross onto other lines." The girl hops onto one side of the rectangle and opens up her arms. "And all the offense team have to do is pass the defense team!"

"Sounds too easy," Zoro commented with a smirk, ready to pound Sanji to the floor.

"But!" the girl added with a finger twirling, "no going out of any of the lines or you are out!"

She chuckles at their groans, seemingly catching onto 90% of most of their plan.

"No Devil Fruits or weapons either then?" Shanks pouted and the girl ruthelessly nodded with a glare.

"Of course! We're playing it the OG- classic way," she huffed before whistling. "Get to your places, we're gonna start!"

The offense team was consisted of Whitebeard, Ace, Luffy, Zoro, Robin, Nami, and, Usopp; while on the other team, Shanks, Sanji, Franky, Chopper, Brook, Marco, and Thatch were on defense. It quite hilarious sight to see, two yonkos facing off against each other right outside the bar.

"No Haki by the way!" The girl whispers to the red headed captain who pouts in response.

"Why not!"

"Because it'll give your team an unfair advantage," Benn rolls his eyes and the girl couldn't help but giggle. She did try to invite the first mate to the game but he explained that he had to watch his captain instead.

"Unfair- shmair- everything's fair game as a pirate!"

"Correlation?"

"Me!"

Dead panning, she proceeded to turn around and signal to the others.

"Ready!"

"Are you just gonna ignore me?!

"Set!"

"Kiddo… :("

The girl glanced at the captain's puppy eyes, and she couldn't help but feel bad. That's why…

"Go!" she shouts with a grin.

"Heartless!"

The girl merely cackles, walking away from the ensuing chaos to narrate the whole game.

"Zoro goes in for a slide- but oh no!" The girl watched as he gets clotheslined by Franky who simply stretched his arm to one side of the rectangle to another. Blowing the whistle, she shouts a "foul!" "What?!" She points at his extended arm with an arched brow, "you used a weapon." "That’s my arm!" "You are considered a weapon," she whistles, "you're out." The cyborg stands there in shock, his jaw hitting floor and Sanji couldn’t help but sympathetically pat his shoulders. "Wouldn't that be unfair?" Marco frowned, "It is part of his body and its not like he can remove it." The girl thought about it for a second before snapping her fingers. "You're back in Franky." He shouts out in glee and the girl could see- at the corner of her eye- Zoro grumble at her call and she couldn't help but let out a cough of a laugh in her fist. "Oi! Wasn't that foul play?!" Zoro complains. "Just make sure you don't use any of your body modification Franky." The girl reminds, to which the cyborg threw her a thumbs up. "Did she really just ignore me?" "I know how you feel."  

"YOU'RE ON THE OTHER TEAM."  

"Though, you have to agree that we're definitely on the same team against her."

"Ah…Right."

AFTERMATH:

For the girl to be dying on the ground right now was a sight they we're not surprised to see.

Despite officiating the whole game- as well as narrating it- she couldn't help but choke on her spit when Whitebeard would simply get caught right by the crown jewels, or Ace and Luffy would try to initiate their plan but because of the zero coordination they have with each other (they argues the whole time on who could finish first) they flailed like flying fishes.

Although, Shanks ended up winning despite Nami, Robin, and Usopp being able to get through.

Did they use Zoro as bait multiple times?

Yes.

Without hesitation.

Every time.

"Fuck all of you." Zoro grumbles, dusting out the dirt that was stuck on his shirt as the three just shrugged.

"You just have to be as good as Captain Usopp to win like me, Zoro!"

"Ha?"

"EEP!!"

"Pucha- we need a round two here!"

"NO!"

"yes!"

"SHUT IT SHANKS."  

#one piece #one piece fic #platonic relationships #unedited #crackfic #WWHI #one piece x reader #op x reader #whitebeard #red haired shanks #shanks #luffy #zoro #sanji #nami #usopp #franky #marco #ace #shanks is the champ #newgate is traumatized #marco has killing intent #Zoro got played #franky got away scott free

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OP's WWHI OUTTAKES#3

You: You're so pretty Luffy

Luffy: Huh? *looks at you confused*

You: *whispers* oh sugar honey iced tea did I say that out loud- uh, I mean you're cute! I mean adorable? Handsome? What even is the cute equivalent?

Luffy: Thank you!

You: *exasperatedly look at Luffy in defeat* What compliments do you take??

Luffy: Condiments? Uh, pickes, or anything really- as long as there's meat!

You: -___-

Luffy: :DD

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One Piece's WWHI Series (Isekai Ver.)

2.) What would happen if the others heard you speak your native language? (PART 1)

"Hm, I think they've caught me a couple of times slipping into it accidentally," she mumbled to herself in deep thought, reminiscing back to the moments wherein she would curse at herself for being a bumbling idiot around the ship. Honestly, it causes quite a stir sometimes.

"Yes, we have heard you speak in different languages a couple of times." A voice comments in a gentle tone that made the girl turn around with a knowing look.

"Yeah, I'd guess that you'd be the first to pick up on it Robin."

The woman merely chuckled as Brook- who was sipping tea besides her this whole time- commented as well.

"It a cute quirk of yours!"

The girl blushed. "What- no! Cute?!" She denied quite quickly which made the two raise their brows in sneaky suspicion.

'She's embarrassed by it.'

"Tell us more about your language," Robin patted the seat besides her, and the girl nodded yet hesitantly approached the chair.

Not only was she embarrassed by slipping into her mother tongue, she was also afraid that there would be someone who would poke fun of her accent. She knows in her heart that the Straw Hats would never ever do that- but many a times had she already experienced that same isolation and humiliation that it practically influenced her to be. 

"Well.." she started with her eyes casted downwards and focused on the fingers that were fidgeting. "It's called 'Tagalog' from the country called the Philippines- its… where I came from."

It was a small smile but they could see her softly reminisce back to her homeland.

"It's near the Pacific Ocean- and we have four other kinds of them!" She added, now slowly feeling more comfortable by the soft sea breeze and casual sip of hot ginger tea.

"I'd go more in depth of that but I'll share some more next time," the girl offered a grin to the archaeologist who simply shook her head, indicating that she didn’t mind at all.

"One of the well-known phrases we have is 'Mabuhay!' or welcome. Although it has a deeper meaning to it- the phrase can also mean 'live or prosper.'"

"Overall," she waved her hands about, trying to dismiss her previous statement, "it’s a very complicated language because even adding or changing things to the root word- let's say mabuhay, and the root word of it is buhay- it could express various things."

Both nod along, getting the gist of how the basics of her language works.

"Could you give an example?" Brook asks.

"Of course!" She clears her throat, "Taking from the example earlier, buhay, it basically means life. And then we add these things called 'panlapi' that adds more meaning to the word."

"Oh! Like the ma in mabuhay?" The skeleton adds excitedly and the girl nods with a clap and a smile.

"Yes! Which now means 'to live' or 'go live'. Although, it can change on the context," she mutters at the end, remembering all those meme-y moments she would hear in her classroom halls as a kid.

"If its alright, can you translate this then? 'I..want to live.'" Robin asks, placing a hand on the girl's which made her eyes soften.

She knew how much those words meant to her, and how it affected her raven haired friend today. It was, after all, how she truly felt connected with the crew.

"Yeah," the girl pats her friend's hand with her other, "'gusto kong mabuhay.'" She said it slowly, as if she was teaching her how to mean it as well.

Robin sighs with a thankful smile, "you have such a beautiful language, dear."

The girl immediately lights up in red which caused both the singer and archaeologist to endearingly coo at her. Saying all these compliments that she wasn't used to, hence, her now fleeing beet red form from the table of two.

"'Gusto kong mabuhay…'" Robin mumbles to herself as she gazed out to the sea, feeling the warmth of her friend's words. How all these emotions affected in such a comforting way. The salty smell of the waters enhanced her nostalgia, making her think back on how she had repressed her past in the recesses of her mind, yet now… she embraced those for what it is worth instead of pushing it away.

Brook simply hums, sharing the same sentiment as the crewmate in front of him.  Although they had different experiences, they had similar thoughts during certain low points in their lives. Yet hearing such simple words lifted those heavy feelings from their chest, as if it were but a fleeting moment of reprise.

Brook then laughs which startled even the both of them from their momentary silence.

"Who knew hearing such phrases could get even my heart beating? Yohohoho~!"

With a clink of their tea cups, they drink for them and to you.

Stumbling to the lower deck, the girl spots a certain group of odd balls playing cards against each other.

By the looks of Usopp's mock macarena dance, she assumed that he was winning the round of Uno.

"Hey guys," she greeted, plopping herself next to Chopper who quickly wrapped himself around her waist.

"Finally you're here!" He whines as he rubs his nose on your shirt, "Usopp's cheating!" He accuses, pointing his hooves in the direction of the man charged as guilty.

Of course, Usopp audibly- offendedly- gasps.

"Chopper! I thought we were friends!"

Zoro tsk'ed at his naivete, "there is no friends in Uno. Only war."

"BRUH- he got you there," you patted both the moping deer and long nose in sympathy.

"I taught you well," the girl winks in the swordsman's direction who simply shrugged with a smirk.

"ARGH! I almost won.." Luffy slammed his cards on the deck, now pouting as well and their friend could do was sigh. A troublesome bunch really.

"Why don't we play another kind of game then?"

At the girl's suggestion, both three rascals light up like a Christmas tree with stars shining in their eyes.

" Oh tell us please!"

"New game, new strategies to think of, hehe."

"LETS DO IT!!"

The girl cheered alongside them, "Alright! You wanna join in Zoro?"

"Why not?" he agreed, standing up from his previously hunched position to stretch out his back.

"Cool! Why don't we ask the others too? Think of it as a crew-bonding thing we could do," she grinned while elbowing Luffy who literally screamed at her for her ingenious idea.

Before she could recoil away, the captain squeezed her tight before running off in excitement with Usopp and Chopper.

"Grabe naman sila," the girl mumbled to herself in amusement, huffing out an exasperated laugh as she thought how she cannot ever compete with their high energy levels. 

"What did you say?"

Blinking in suprise, she forgot that Zoro was still besides her.

"Oh, um.."

"Don't even try to make an excuse. I heard you, Brook, and Robin talking earlier about your homeland's language. Tay-log? Is that it?" He looks at the girl seriously but from the way she was trying to hold her laugh in, he assumed that he guessed wrong.

"Its 'Tagalog,'" she coughs out, trying to get her breathing back in order, "and fine- I'll tell you a little a bit about it too."

Zoro smiles in appreciation- despite the slight tint to his cheeks- and ruffles the girl's hair at her behest. "Tay-log, Tah-gah-log--whatever. Just tell me what you just said."

She huffs. "It's an expression, it just means that they're too hyperactive for me."

Zoro hums in agreement, there was no way he could compete with them as well- especially their trouble-attracting captain.

"Teach me some words I can use on the ero-cook."

The girl laughs with a nod, already thinking of the perfect phrases he could use on their blonde crewmate.

"Here- here's one," she pulls the mosshead in to whisper in his ear, "'gwapo ka, mahal!"

He nods, a glint shining in his eyes, "what does it mean?"

"'you're a perv, bro!'"

They now both share a snicker, which caused the rest of the crew- who was closing in their little circle of mischief- to raise their brows in suspicion. Their friend and the green haired crewmate co-conspiring with each other? Never a good sign.

"Oi, oi, oi- are you strategizing already? Afraid to lose marimo?" Sanji stalked up to a smirking swordsman who simply slung an arm over the shoulder of the girl who equally shares the same expression, albeit her lips was twitching from time to time.

"Never in a million years curly brow, I never lose."

Zoro and Sanji butted heads with each other, both growling at the growing tension.

"Unlike me, gwapo ka, mahal!"

"What?"

Bursting out in laughter, the girl fell to the ground- repeatedly smacking it with barely any air coming out of her mouth.

"Oh God, Oh Jesus, Oh Lordy, Oh susmaryosep-" she wheezed out, making the crew looking at her oddly as she continued guffawing to herself with tears at the brink of her eyes.

"The hell did you do Marimo?" Sanji turned towards the swordsman who shook his head.

"I didn't do shit!"

"The fuck did you say then?!"

"That you're a perv!"

"Says you ya' lost bumbling idiot-!"

"I think I know what she did," Robin quickly interjected, pushing away the two who were right about bracing themselves for a brawl.

"Ohoho~ She probably told you another meaning to those words, Mr. Swordsman." Brook explained, twirling the cane in his hand as the man gaped in disbelief.

He growled at the girl and himself, feeling gullible at falling for an old cheap trick.

Zoro then picks up the girl's body and shakes them aggressively, "oi! The hell does 'gwapo ka, mahal' actually mean?!"

"It-it means," she placed a hand on his bicep to stop from shaking her more and to catch her breath, "it means that, 'you're handsome, love!'"

Feeling his face pale, he dropped the girl and gripped his face embarrassment, immediately turning away from his crew that was laughing alongside the betrayer.

"Fuck you!" He grumbled, trying to push away the girl that was apologetically trying to pry his hands away from his red tinted face.

"Same here!" Sanji protested, surprisingly red- equally so- at the face, "there ain't no way I'm accepting a compliment from someone who looks like the bottom of an old barrel!"

"You wanna go ero-cook?!"

"You can't even match me marimo!"

"SHUT UP!"

Before the crew could actually play the game their friend proposed, they arrived at an island to restock on food and to probably get more medical supplies for the two who received the brutality of Nami.

"Hey Straw Hats! What are you all doing here?"

"Ace!"

Everyone cheered at the sight of their captain's brother, even Ace was laughing jovially as his brother launch to wrap his arms tightly around him.

"Ace!" Luffy giggles, "why are you here?"

"Pops needed to meet someone around here," he then turn towards the others who offered him friendly grins, "how have you all been? Hope my brother's been keeping out of trouble."

"No, not at all." They blankly admitted in unison which made him sweat drop.

"Ah," he grabbed Luffy his head and forced him to bow besides him, "I'm sorry for him."

"Don't worry Ace-san," he looks up at the unfamiliar voice in confusion, "we're used to him already!" She offers a grin, thumb pointed at her puffed out chest which made the others chuckle at.

"Sorry but… who are you?"

The girl instantly deflates at his accusatory tone and Zoro pats her head in consolation- or whatever he had left of it for her.

"She's my new friend!" Luffy introduces, stealing the girl to rope his arms around her body which elicited a laughter out of her, affected by her captain's energy.

"I'm surprised you're already used to my brother here," Ace comments with a shake of his head while the girl merely chuckles awkwardly.

"Hard not to when he whirlwinds his way around the ship 24/7 y'know?"

"Huh?"

"She has weird way of speaking, ignore her Ace-san," Zoro explains, whistling and ignoring the girl;s fuming form still trapped in Luffy grasps.

"Right," he grins, "well, why don't you all hang with my crew at the pub?" The group smiles gratefully and takes up on his offer.

"Your treat?" The girl's eyes shine which made the older brother cackle.

"It's on Pop's tab but I'm sure he won't mind."

"Yeah, but you gotta ask him first-yoi."

Stilled at the imposing voice in front him, he awkwardly waves at his crew's first mate. "Marco! My man, what's up?"

Raising a brow, he crosses his arms while leaning on one leg, "you took awhile to grab Thatch's bottle."

As if a lightbulb popped in his head, Ace immediately dipped with a goodbye, saying something along the lines of- "I am NOT gonna be paying the drunkards tab!"

Marco chuckles then faces the Straw Hat crew, "hey Ace's brothers crew, I'm Marco- first mate and resident doctor of Whitebeards crew."

Everyone either waved, nods, or bows in greeting.

"Feel free to hang with us, there's lots of booze on this island!"

Zoro and Luffy immediately sprints, even cheering on the way as they navigate through the town which Sanji and Nami groaned at.

"Franky could you go and get them before they get lost?" Nami asked, somewhat dreading already. Robin took pity and patted her shoulder, now dragging her towards the actual destination to let her let loose for once.

"Sure thing! Be back in a SUPER~ jiffy!" "And poof! He left quick," the girl watched with a sweat drop as she sees smokes trail behind the cyborg.

After gathering the lost sheeps, the crew got to drinking with Whitebeard and Red-haired pirates. Apparently, the yonkos met on this island and decided to catch up with each other.

Which leads the lass to this particular…predicament.

"Are you sure you want to join a kid's game?" the girls asks, quite concerned by the way how the two yonkos are acting.

"It's been quite some time since we had a friendly game, right red hair?!" The two laughed with arms strewn across each other shoulders.

"Yeah! Start explainin' kiddo!"

#unedited #crackfics #one piece #one piece fic #one piece fan fic #platonic relationships #whitebeard appears #shanks is drunk #robin is emotionally attached #brook is too #zoro got got'em #sanji got played #luffy is a bean #ace appears too #one piece x reader

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OP's WWHI OUTTAKES#2

You: Hey, Zoro

Zoro: yeah?

You: Wanna make like tree and root?

Zoro: ??

You :Maybe make like a snow and plow?

Zoro: ???

You: Ah I know- you wanna make like a milk and curdle?

Zoro: ????

You: :)))

Zoro: you mean cuddle??

You: … Yes that is what I want

(ref: SaltyPhish)

#WWHI #one piece #one piece zoro #zoro x y/n #zoro x you #zoro headcanons #crack thoughts

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One Piece (Reverse Isekai)

Taking in a deep breath of fresh air, you could feel your chest feel a little bit lighter after all the hustle and bustle of your current everyday life.

You then took a seat on the spotted blanket you've laid beforehand, gently placing the picnic basket which was filled all sorts of sweets, snacks, and drinks.

Grabbing a triangle shaped sandwich from the basket made you think back on how your life had led up to this moment right now.

Ever so busy, this was the only opportunity in a long time that you have spared for yourself and it was honestly refreshing. "Too much work makes Jack a dull doll after all," you mumbled to yourself with a pout.

Though that was instantly changed with a sharp gasp when a mountain of bodies fell before you.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" You screeched, crawling backwards as fast as possible.

Taking huge gulps of air as your mind goes haywire of what the hell just happened in a manner of seconds, you couldn’t help but notice the outfits of the strangers. All bright, colorful, and-

"Tacky," you mumbled in disdain. You weren't one for fashion but at least you had some sense of what worked and not, but THEY clearly didn't.

Seeing that they haven't moved an inch since landing on the grass, you decided to move slowly. Branch on hand in case anything may happen but for now, it was used to test if the bodies were still actually alive and not some dark company dispatch of human corpses.

'Oh god,' you prayed with a sweatdrop, 'I hope this actually isn't a deep dark conspiracy.'

With nothing but a couple of feet between you and the pile of bodies, you poked someone in a red coat of sorts.

"Hey," you called out in a soft voice, "you alive?"

"Yeah.." They grumbled.

"Huh?"

"Huh?"

You both looked into each other's eyes in shock, and you noticed the deep dark eyes of theirs, as the guy noticed your colorful and bright ones as well.

It clicks, the light bulb switched on and you knew who they were.

"WHAAAA- LUFFY???"

You fell on your ass in shock, before clamping it shut, afraid that this was all a mirage but you thought to yourself that you felt something soft  from the branch. It couldn't possible be?

"Who are you?" the pirate demanded with a groan as he tried to escape from the piles of bodies over him.

Now that you look closer, the rest of crew was right on top of him! Along with a couple of other familiar faces as well.

"Oh shit," you mumbled to yourself, " I must be dreaming…" You then touched the grass and tried to smell the air.

Everything felt so vivid, from the backwash taste of that old tea you drank from this morning to how a hand was curled over your ankle.

"Wait what-?!" You screeched at the hand that appeared on your leg and seeing who it was from, made you scream louder.

"LORDY JESUS HEAVEN ABOVE IS THIS REAL?!"

"Miss just who are you?" He honestly asked because right now, he was confused as hell.

One moment he was fighting with his crew after arriving in an unknown island and in the next, unconscious under a lump of his friends.

You quickly snapped to the voice who called out once more, and you could see Luffy struggling with a frown on his face.

"And where are we?" He grumbled, clearly displeased by the current situation he was in.

Snapping out of your stupor, you ran back to the pile and began to peel off the bodies above Luffy.

"Holy crap you're heavy-" you mumbled to yourself as cyborg wouldn't budge, "give me a sec and try not to move so much, I'll get'cha out." You replied back with a grimace, man- your arm strength was at the negatives right about now.

"Just pull me out!" He whined and you looked at him in question, realizing that he was speaking in a language quite familiar. Now that you had thought about it- how did you understand him anyways?

Though hearing him huff in annoyance made you completely disregard the thought for now, and began to work double time as you tried to forcibly pull him out of the pile. He was made out of rubber so he should be okay…right?

"OW OW OW!"

Okay maybe he wasn't.

"Hold on tight okay?!" You don’t know whether he understood you or not but you'd guess by how panic-stricken you were, he understood by how you gripped him a bit tighter.

Digging your heels in the grass, you began pulling with all the might you could muster, yet… you couldn't help but laugh at the thought that this moment was quite similar to your high school's tug-of-war championships. Except this time- it was with a bunch of people who were unconscious.

"AAAAAAAAA- THERE!"

In one last burst of energy, you manage to pull out Luffy with his legs recoiling back into him- making him fly over you as you laid on your back, tired and panting.

"Good God that's enough exercise outta me today!" You wheezed, grabbing your chest as you tried to control your breaths. Your arms we're numb yet aching but you still pushed yourself up, turning around to check on Luffy who landed face first on the dirt.

"Are you okay?" You called out, hoping he would answer but all you got was a murmur. Shrugging your shoulders, you decided that he was fine and looked towards the now groggy group of people who seemed to be waking up.

Which snaps you back to your reality, how would you explain this happenstance to them? Actually… how is this all happening in the first place?

"Oi! Get your asses off me!"

"Shut it Marimo!"

Oh, they're awake, awake.

"There's a person over there."

"Damn- did they get Luffy?!"

"No I didn't!" You shouted in a panic, hands up in a surrender as you stare at his crew in fright.

"He was stuck and- and I tried to pull him out!" You raked a hand through your hair before demonstrating while explaining, "But he was stuck so I kept pulling and pulling and pulling until-,"

"What… is she saying?" Nami stared at you with wide eyes. The group glanced at the archaeologist who gave a shrug, even she was clueless at the language you were speaking. It wasn't like the ancient language she spoke of, it was VASTLY different from what she had ever heard before. Which begs the question,

"Where are we?" Franky mumbles out in shock, now taking in the weird things that were surrounding him and their group. They we're- in short- shocked.

"Guys! You're awake!"

"Aep!"

Luffy huffed out right beside you, which made you squeal in shock, ungracefully falling onto your ass where you moped in embarrassment.

"Hey," the Straw Hat captain poked your cheek that wasn't covered by your side, "are you okay?"

You shook your head, still buried at the shame you feel at your current existence.

"Wait, she understands us,"  Law pointed out with an inquisitive look, very suspicious of the person that currently had a dark aura around them.  "And she seems to be familiar with us as well."

"Hey shortstack," Kidd clicked his tongue to grab your attention, "mind telling us where we're at?"

You now immediately move to stand, frightened, by the sight of not only Luffy's crew but Law's, and Kidd's.

'I'm gonna live a short life,' you thought to yourself, slowly tearing up.

"You're scaring her!" Nami huffed out, "How can we get info outta her if you're making her shake in her boots?"

"No, no- its okay," you waved your hand, signaling that you were all right- well, as best as you could convey that feeling.

Taking a couple of deep breaths, you felt lucky that they were patiently waiting for you to calm down. After a couple of breaths, you offered a shaky smile and spoke the best you could in their language.

"Hi!" you greeted with a wave (which some returned *cough* Chopper *cough*) "You at..uh… Manila! Here, right now," you pointed downwards with a tap of your foot.

"Is that the name of this island?" Robin asks, and you shook your head.

"It is the main town of the- a-ah! I mean main city of …what's that word.. Country called Philippines," you whipped your phone out and tapped on a search engine app to show them the map of this country. You hoped they understood you from the tilt of their heads.

"What's that brick thing on your hands?" Kidd asks, genuinely curious as he sees you tap and swipe your fingers on the thing.

"Phone!" You simply said, "Explain me more later?"

Surprisingly, Kidd nods but continues to eye this 'phone' you speak of.

With a grin, you showed them a picture which depicts the map of your country, which Nami gasp in wonder at. Most of them did actually, as they watch you swipe to map next to map.

"That's amazing!" Nami compliments, "did you make those maps yourself?"

You laughed nervously, waving your hand around in denial. There was no way in hell you were excellent in cartography, hell- you haven't even picked up a map in years.

"How do you understand us?"

 You turn to Law who glares at you, hand obviously laid at the hilt of his sword.

"I-uh," you mumbled, slowly stepping away from the range of his blade. "I know a bit? Pieces of your language that you're from."

"Is this a new island in the new world?"

Shaking your head, everyone gasps or frowns at your response. 

"I'll explain more at my home." You insisted, now feeling the stares of people from across the park, near the roadside. You had to get them safe now or else…

"Why would we? We don't even know you," Zoro comments while standing in front of his captain, who he already knew was curious by your existence.

Sanji had done the same in front of his other crew members. Arms crossed in front of his chest as his stands to prepare for any scenario that may happen. 

You were shaking, hands were trembling as you try to fight the cold sweat that slowly slips down your neck. You wanted them to be safe but how would convince them that you weren't a threat?

You didn't know what to do so you just said whatever first came to your mind, "Because staying here right now is death!"

They wince at the thought but seeing that- despite your continuously shaked-up form-  you tried to offer some help to them, they had no choice but to trust you in this never-before-heard land.

The three captains share a look before nodding.

"We'll go with you!" Luffy laughs, and you breathed out a sigh of relief. Now feeling a little bit more confident than before, you quickly tossed all of your stuff back to your picnic basket before trudging towards the bus station.

"I knew I should've stayed in Mass longer."

#one piece #crack fic #unedited #luffy x you #luffy is stuck step bro #one piece x you #zoro is sus #law is sus #kidd is interested #robin is confused #nami is fascinated #chopper wants to befriend you #you hate it here

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OP's WWHI OUTTAKES#1

Her: *sees Kidd for the first time*

Kidd: *sees stares* What'cha lookin' at, huh?

Her: You're actually hot-

Kidd: *smirks*

Her: Hot garbage. Yes.

Kidd: The fuck.

#one piece #eustass kidd #cracktakes #WWHI #kidd gets ducked on