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Sometimes I reach peak equilibrium in my Mental Instabilities and am able to go about my day like an average and normal human person— my anxiety tells me the outside world is trying to kill me, my depression is hoping someone shoots me while im in The Public, and I end up going to a cafe and sipping hot chocolate after moping in the house for days.

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Pour one out for a real one.

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I don’t know about y’all, but the reason I take showers hot enough to burn the devil is in the hopes that my bones will melt and my depression will have a place to settle outside of my already overcrowded heart or whatever

#mental health #depression #hot showers #when ppl ask why women/afab folks turn their bath water hotter than lava

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lmao i was at a Target w my dad a few weeks ago and I had to move the cart outta the way of this one lady bc my ass was all up in the middle of the aisle.

Anyways, I’m backing up and just going “Sorry, sorry, excuse me, sorry” when all of a sudden this woman goes “WILL YOU SHUT UP” in the most Momma Voice I’ve heard in a minute and i swear to god that my soul just about evaporated

My body froze, my voice went out, my heart deadass started pounding— and this lady’s teenage son comes around the corner complaining about his sister

Y’all, when I tell you I let out The BIGGEST sigh of relief, let me tell you I just about deflated like a popped balloon jfc

Anyways, that’s the story of how I discovered that I am not, in fact, immune to The Momma Voice even at the ripe old age of 21

#The Momma Voice #apparently it is universal and everlasting in its effects #My mama can still give me A Look and I shut the hell up and sit my ass down #I wasn’t aware that other women’s Momma Voice can also affect you #the absolutw panic that i experienced when i tried to think of everything i’d done wrong #y’all i do not KNOW this woman but i was still mentally scrambling to find an excuse

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My dad says im wrong for this bc “it’s a gift”, but if smn ever gave me chocolate hummus I would immediately throw hands as that is a declaration of war

#hummus #chocolate hummus #genuine gift taken as a declaration of war

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Hizashi 100% wore that shirt BECAUSE it showed off his titties, and has been trying to send signals to Shouta (who is painfully oblivious and in denial) that he is Single And Ready To Eat

Shouta straddling him leads him to the wonderful unfortunate realization that Shouta always wears baggy pants outside his hero suit bc This Man Is THICC

Thicc Thighs Save Lives, and Hizashi is currently under his number one hero jfc

“Stop wearing that tight shirt”

This Aizawa and Mic in there early/mid 20s, they haven’t hanged out or talken to each for years. Until Mic reached out and they started hanging out again and now Aizawa is flustered w Mic’s attire

#aizawa shouta #yamada hizashi #mha #erasermic

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Shouta Aizawa and Bruce Wayne meeting would either end in an bare-knuckle brawl or the two of them sharing a bottle of bourbon as they watch their respective problem children set fire to everything

#bnha headcannons #batfam #dadzawa #bruce wayne #aizawa shouta #bnha #problem children uniting for a common cause: anarchy #jason would teach izuku how to shoot #cass is adopting uraraka #dick is beating the absolute shit out of bakugou #tim and iida are planning endeavor’s murder in a series of powerpoints #damian took one look at todoroki and decided to teach him how to use a sword #ashido and sero are playing monopoly with oracle

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ONCE MORE ONTO MY BLOG

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Wow. The patience, kindness and calm communication skills. Outstanding.

From raindovemodel

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when youre dead-set on the idea of cats just being “little guys” that you talk about them like theyre people, so when your dad talks about some dude who just walked past you and you were busy staring at a cat u have to ask if the guy in question was “The Actual Human Man” and u get the most disappointed Dad Look in history

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Piper, during a catfight with one of her Aphrodite siblings:

WHOEVER THREW THAT, YOUR MOM’S A HO

#rick riordan #pjo hoo toa #pjo fandom #piper mclean #aphrodite #chb #incorrect quotes

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Depressed human finds dirty lava lamp at the thrift store and pack bonds with it. They carry it around with them because they feel bad for leaving it at home, but after accidentally rubbing it 3 times a funky little ‘60s-chic genie pops out.

Human: oh shit

Genie: Hey dude! You got any wishes?

Human: uh…

Genie: I bet you already know the rules, so we can just skip all that, bro—

Human: well, i mean—

Human: i’m pretty sure it’s not against the rules…

Human: so like

Human: can you take me out?

Genie: !!!

Human: Oh! And keep it a surprise please, don’t wanna know

Genie: Okay!!<3!!

Fast-forward 2 hours, the human and the genie are in a diner booth with a milkshake sitting between them and two straws. Human is trying to figure out if maybe the rules have changed since the showing of Aladdin, and the Genie is completely infatuated with their poor little meowmeow.

#genie #genie lamp #sunshine character x depressed little meowmeow #genie x depressed human #based on the ‘i wish smn would take me out’ meme

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My father, my sister and I walking past a mannequin with her shirt undone

Me, mouth moving before my brain can stop me: Titties out for God

Dad: What.

Me: NOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHING

My sister: *dying of laughter*

#your honor i have undiagnosed adhd #my sister was NO HELP AT ALL #I dont usually blush but my face was on fire #my dad just going👁️👁️

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my sister’s in class, and it’s abt international politics

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#cat in box #box too small #get this man a bigger box #cats

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My brain wasn’t braining today, and I mixed up the verb “to borrow” with the word “printer” in French while trying to talk to a store employee, my mom in the background just trying to talk to the man in English while adopting a terrible French accent lol

Man was just standing there like 🧍‍♂️as a small asian child-looking customer went “YES I WOULD LIKE TO BORROW INK. BORROW A CANNON. THE INK, SIR” and a grown woman stared intensely into his eyes while speaking tongues

#learning french as an anglophone #the accents are just so similar pls😭 #my mom was speaking english with a french accent #and threw in some spanish while she was at it #we live in a muslim country yall they speak arabic #SHE CAN SPEAK ARABIC